Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

Bull Demon King: Heavens! Am I seeing things right? Old Wang single-handedly killed the Tank Hero that Lei Zhenzi controlled?”

God Erlang: What in the world?! Old Wang killed Tu Xingshun’s hero! That’s a double kill!

Li Bai: He’s not done yet! Old Wang is still going after the others! What the hell! A triple kill! Ne’Zha’s assassin hero is now dead!

Emperor Zhenwu: He’s not stopping! Hong Hai’er can’t get away! Quadruple-kill! Old Wang killed four in a row! Am I dreaming?! ?

Tiangong Xingjun: Only God Shen is left in the team! Luckily, he is standing right next to the tower to defend it! I think all should be good now!

Wei Xiaobao: No! Old Wang still hasn’t made his big move yet! My… My god! Old Wang just bypassed the tower to kill God Shen! My god! Qui… Quintuple-kill!!!

Pagoda Bearing King: But Old Wang would be killed by the Defense Tower! Their team might still stand a chance!

Goddess Zixia: My god! Old Wang just blinked away from the tower! What the hell is going on?

Jade Emperor: Old Wang is only left with a little HP, but he’s still advancing! He torpedoed the enemy’s external towers! He’s now inside the enemies’ base!

Queen Mother: That was so fast! Old Wang tore that tower down so quickly! My goodness! He tore down the enemy’s base! Weakass team won! ?

Monkey King: Hahahaha! The weakass team crushed them! Awesome! Whoo! That sure felt great! Those who bet on my Brother Xiaobei losing, pay up now!

Wei Xiaobao: Monkey King! My dear Monkey King! I was the one who set up the bets! Could you give me a portion of the winnings? ?

Monkey King: Heh, it was because you didn’t believe in Brother Xiaobei that you made me the house. This bet has nothing to do with you anymore! Go lock yourself up in the toilet and cry!

Wei Xiaobao: Oh my Heavens! Oh my Earth! How could this happen? If I had known earlier, I would’ve supported Chen Xiaobei all the way! ?

Monkey King: Alright! Enough nonsense! Next, let’s welcome the winning team of the Three Realms Red Envelope Group’s first King of Glory competition with warm applause. Let’s invite the team leader @Chen Xiaobei to come up to the stage! ?

Chen Xiaobei: I’m terribly embarrassed… once again I won yet another competition! As the organizer of this competition, I am proud to announce that the champion of the Three Realms Red Envelope’s first King of Glory competition is the Weakass Team! I want to thank the Three Realms Red Envelope Group for providing me with such a good platform. Also, I’d like to thank my friends and brothers who had supported me and backed me up all the way! Of course, most of all, I want to thank my amiable comrades! Without them, I could never have won! That’s why I hope you’ll remember each and everyone of our team members. The members of Weakass Team are Sanzang, Little White Dragon, Zhu Bajie, Shao Baxing, and myself, Chen Xiaobei who went AFK during the finale!

God Erlang: Winning first place is the best! You can now do whatever you want! ??

Monkey King: Hehe! Who else dares say that my brother is a weakass now?

Yanwang: Congratulations God Chen, for winning first place!

Goddess Chang’e: God Chen is the best! You deserve to win! ✨

Xiao Tianquan: Congratulations! Congratulations!

The people in the group chat: Congratulations! Congratulations! ????

Monkey King: Alright! The results are final, and everyone has said their congratulations! According to the pre-match conditions, if Chen Xiaobei wins first place again, we will have an exciting round of Red Envelope Snatching Session!

Yanwang: Of course! King of Glory is a team game! A Red Envelope Snatching Session would make sure that everyone gains something! Only when everyone benefits would that be the real deal!

Bull Demon King: Come! Come! Come! Let’s make some noise! Let’s get high! Let the Red Envelope Snatching Session start!

Chen Xiaobei: Wait a minute! If I remember correctly, Shen Gongpao said that if I become chamption, he will give out a 3,000 year-old Saturn Peach! That is probably the most valuable Red Envelope! Let him be the first to give them out. That way, everyone would have a chance to get it! @Shen Gongpao

The people in the group chat: Yes, yes, yes! Let Shen Gongpao be the first! Only the lucky ones can get the best Red Envelope! @Shen Gongpao

Shen Gongpao was in terrible frustration and was marred with deep despair. He flung his phone to the ground and keelhauled his teammates, shouting and crying in agony, while beating his chest. He wanted nothing now but to die.

Under circumstances like this, Shen Gongpao did not want to speak in the group but with all these people tagging him, he had nowhere to hide. He had to brace himself and join the group chat anyway.

Shen Gongpao: Stop tagging me! I won’t be running anywhere anytime soon! Look at all of you! It’s just 3,000 year-old Saturn Peach! I can afford to give it away!

Chen Xiaobei: Bro Shen really is the most popular person in the entire Chanism. He really is so wealthy! One is not enough! Why don’t you give out a few more?

Shen Gongpao: Dr… Dream on! ?

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, oh, so our Bro Shen here was just being ostentatious! If you can only give one, then you better hurry up! We cannot wait anymore!

Shen Gongpao: Hmph! I am giving this Red Rnvelope out in the group! With so many people fighting for it, it seems you won’t stand a chance at all!

Chen Xiaobei: Getting Red Envelopes depends purely on luck! If I get it, of course I’ll be very happy, but if I don’t get it, then don’t bet on me getting upset. The most important thing is to enjoy the session!

Shen Gongpao: Stop acting! Don’t think that I don’t know that what you need most is life! If you don’t get this red envelope, you’d be crying yourself blind! ?

Chen Xiaobei: ?

Shen Gongpao: @everyone I will release the Red Envelope in 3 seconds; Everyone get ready! Don’t let Chen Xiaobei get it!

There was sudden silence in the group chat.

Chen Xiaobei could imagine the 10,000 people waiting to snatch this Red Envelope on the other side of the screen.

This was a 3,000 year-old Saturn peach. To many of them, this was undoubtedly an exceedingly important item.

Except for the members of his brotherhood group, the rest of the people would surely not give way to Chen Xiaobei.

When this very valuable Red Envelope is given out, all of the people in the chat would muster up all their strength to snatch it.

Shen Gongpao: Get ready, 3… 2… 1… snatch!

Ding!

[Shen Gongpao sent out a Red Envelope in the group!]

Ding!

[Chen Xiaobei received Shen Gongpao’s Red Envelope! The Red Enveloped has been taken!]

Shen Gongpao: What the hell! Out of these people, how on earth did Chen Xiaobei get this!!!

The people in the group chat: No way! Did God Chen cheat? We were all snatching at it first! But he got it instead! ?

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, I already said that getting Red Envelopes is a matter of luck. Coincidentally, my luck went through the roof recently! I am the king of luck! ??