Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

Shen Gongpao: Hehe… Chen Xiaobei’s most powerful team members, NeZha and Hong Hai’er have joined my team! There’s no way that Chen Xiaobei can defeat me this time!

Monkey King: What?! Why would NeZha and Hong Hai’er join your team?!

Shen Gongpao: Why not?! I’m a charismatic person! I can attract them to my team easily!

Monkey King: You are charismatic? What a shameful lie!

Actually, the reason why NeZha and Hong Hai’er chose to join Shen Gongpao’s team was because they were threatened by him! NeZha’s father and both of his brothers were at the heavenly realm right now and so were Hong Hai’er parents. Considering that Shen Gongpao was the one assigned to hold the Deity Lashing Whip, he would hurt their families if NeZha and Hong Hai’er refused to listen to him and that was why they were forced to join his team.

Shen Gongpao: Hehe… The competition is about to begin! Instead of talking shit here, let’s hasten Chen Xiaobei to prepare his Dragon’s Edge as the reward of this competition, and I will take it with me no matter what!

Monkey King: It’s too early for you to celebrate! My Bro Bei can still defeat you even after taking NeZha and Hong Hai’er with you!

Shen Gongpao: Heh! Let me tell you something! Chen Xiaobei is actually bad at this game, let alone defeating me! I don’t even think he is skilful enough to defeat you!

Monkey King: I’m not going to argue with you right now! Just wait for Xiaobei to come here! He will show you how his might later! @Chen Xiaobei

Chen Xiaobei: Stop tagging me! I’m here!

Monkey King: Bro Xiaobei! You are finally here! Bring out your team to slap Shen Gongpao’s face!

Chen Xiaobei: My team? What team?

Shen Gongpao: Hahahaha… Please don’t tell me you don’t have a team with you!

Chen Xiaobei: I didn’t have time to assemble a team because I had something pressing to deal with for the past two days! Old Wang is my only teammate here!

Shen Gongpao: Huh? You and that weak piece of shit… and you want to compete against me?! I would advise you to concede! Hahaha…

Chen Xiaobei: There’s no way that I will concede to you! I will look for another three friends on earth to join me right now!

Shen Gongpao: No! I have announced that the participants can only be members of the Red Envelope Group! No outsiders are allowed! NeZha and Hong Hai’er are now in my team! You can only choose to concede if you fail to form a team!

Chen Xiaobei: Pfft! Do you really think I would do whatever you ask me to do?! @everyone. Is there anyone without a team? Come and join me!

Sanzang: I don’t have a team yet! Can you bring me with you? I’m just a noob and I know how to boost my team’s morale!

Third Prince: God Chen! Bring me with you too!

Zhu Bajie: And me! And me! Carry me!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! With the three of you, Old Wang, and me, we can form a team, and the name of our team is called…

Shen Gongpao: Noob Ass Team!

Chen Xiaobei: Brother Shen! The competition has not even begun yet! Don’t you think it’s too early to mock others?

Shen Gongpao: Am I mocking you? I’m simply telling the truth here! Sanzang is just food in the game, not to mention that the third prince is just a pretty horse! Zhu Bajie is a perverted bullshit… and you have the God of Bad Luck with you! Tell me that this is not a weak ass team!

Chen Xiaobei: Fine! We will call ourselves the Weak Ass Team then! If we manage to beat you in this competition, you are going to be everyone’s laughing stock for a very long time!

Shen Gongpao: There should be a limit to your daydreams! I will bang my head on the wall if you guys can beat me!

Chen Xiaobei: Stop telling me this bullshit! Brother Shen, your face is thicker than a wall! I don’t think that even the wall could kill you! Let’s talk about something more practical! What are you going to reward me if I manage to beat you?

Shen Gongpao: I will send a 3,000 year-old Saturn Peach to the group if I lose to you!

Chen Xiaobei: Fine! You promise me that you will allow a Red Envelope Snatching Session in the group if I can become the champion of this competition! It’s only right of you to send it to the group! Just remember to keep your promise!

Shen Gongpao: Heh! There’s no way that you can beat me! You have to remember to give out your Dragon’s Edge to the champion team if you lose this competition!

Chen Xiaobei: Of course! A promise is a promise! I will never break it!

Shen Gongpao: Fine! I hereby announce that the King of Glory MOBA competition… begins now!!!

After that, every group drew lots to decide who their opponents would be. In total, there were 2,000 teams because Chen Xiaobei bought 10,000 cellphones for them. One, there were too many participants. Two, Shen Gongpao was confident enough that he was going to beat Chen Xiaobei and so, he did not play any dirty tricks this time.

In the end, the lot drawing session was done in a fair and square manner. As usual, the winner would get to continue the fight and the loser would be immediately disqualified. After all, this was the first time that most of them played this game. Though they had a few days to practice, their skill level was still below average. As expected, Old Wang was acting like a newbie and Chen Xiaobei had led his team to beat the other teams. After a short while, 1,000 teams had already been disqualified!

During the second round of the competition, another 500 teams were disqualified. The third round saw 250 teams being disqualified. The fourth round had 125 teams disqualified! In the fifth round, 62 teams were disqualified! 31 teams were disqualified in the sixth round and the seventh round had 16 teams disqualified!

Alas, in the eighth round, only 16 teams of the initial 2000 were left!

Shen Gongpao: After many tough rounds of eliminations, the most powerful 16 teams are finally born! Everyone did really well just now but I have to say that the champion will have to go to my Dominating Legend Team!

Chen Xiaobei: Nah… I don’t think so!

Shen Gongpao: Eh? You don’t have the right to talk here!

Chen Xiaobei: Why not? My Weak Ass Team is among the most powerful 16 teams!

Shen Gongpao: What? All of you are just newbies! How is possible that you guys beat so many teams just now? This is not real!

Clearly, Shen Gongpao did not think that Chen Xiaobei could win the entire competition and hence, did not pay attention to him at all. To his surprise, Chen Xiaobei managed to lead his team to get into the top 16!

Shen Gongpao: You were simply lucky! All the teams here are really skilful! The real fight begins now!

Chen Xiaobei: Ah… I think so as well! Are you going to give your best since the fight is about to begin eh?

Shen Gongpao ignored Chen Xiaobei’s taunts and went ahead using his Magical Item to talk to Lu Bu who was currently at Silver Plume City.