Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

“Oh, what is this stupid toy?” The Tyrant Dragon King laughed. “We are demigod ranked Demonic Beast Kings! You want to fight us using this machine? Are you insane or just plain stupid?”

“Heh, technology may not be able to defeat a god, but you are not gods yet!” Chen Xiaobei smiled as he stepped into the cockpit of the combat space jet.

Chen Xiaobei had already assessed the space jet and knew that it was akin to the three Demonic Beasts’ speed.

Also, knowing that they were inside the Verdant Emperor’s Gourd, Chen Xiaobei had the special advantage and that even if he did not win, he would not lose either.

That was why Chen Xiaobei had the confidence to challenge the beasts.

Of course, the three Demonic Beast Kings were unaware of these things, so they did not see Chen Xiaobei and his little space jet as a threat at all.

“This kid really wants to die! Big Brother, you don’t have to do anything. Let me kill him! Show him what true strength is!” The black giant ape thundered, as he pelted towards space jet.

The ape was about five meters tall, with a strong, muscular body – it looked very much like the super-giant ape in the movie King Kong!

Its size however did not affect its speed at all. Even a human of the same rank would not be able to compete against it!

With the speed of lightning, the giant black ape made its way to the space jet.

“Die!” The ape barked as if raised its giant foot and stamped down towards the combat space jet.

Its foot was so big that it completely covered the entire space jet. The combat space jet would definitely be crushed into dust under its foot, and Chen Xiaobei, of course, would become minced human meat.

The Tyrant Beast King chuckled, “Heh! An insect will always be an insect! You can only die before us!”

The giant dark purple python nodded. “That piece of shit will surely die!”

BAM!

The giant pair of feet touched the ground, sending a vibration of energy travelling through space. It was as if they were experiencing an earthquake inside the gourd.

But, alas, the ending was completely out of the Beast King’s expectation!

“Huh? What happened?”

The giant ape had not managed to step on the combat space jet. It was stepping on nothing, and nearly lost its balance.

“Behind you! Watch out! Behind!” The Tyrant Dragon King and the giant python shouted.

Whoosh!

The ape’s reflexes were amazingly quick. It raised an arm, turned around, and wrapped its hand around the combat space jet, then squeezed like it was a mosquito.

But, once again, he got nothing. He barely even grazed the space jet.

“That was really fast!” The giant python exclaimed.

“It’s not only fast, the machine is also very small! It’s not going to be easy to catch!” The Tyrant King said. “Go and help him!”

“Yes!” The python nodded and then bent its body to the ground, and began to crawl stealthily towards Chen Xiaobei.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

The giant ape was still frantically waving its arms like he was slapping at mosquitos, while trying its best to hit the space jet.

But the space jet was moving too quickly for it, and Chen Xiaobei was also very adept at the controls, weaving the space jets dexterously in and out, between, over and under the giant ape’s arm, making the ape spin around in circles!

“You stupid monkey! You’d fall sooner before you catch me! How are you going to even touch me when you’re so damn slow!” Chen Xiaobei taunted through the speaker.

“You son of a bitch! Don’t get all excited just yet! I’ll get you down soon enough!” The giant ape was practically foaming at the mouth, arms waving wildly in the air but wasunable to even make contact with the space jet.

“Come on! Faster! Faster! You’re too slow! Hahaha!” Chen Xiaobei laughed, teasing the giant ape like it was an idiot.

Plop!

Suddenly, the giant python launched a sneak attack!

That’s right! It was sneak attack. This happened while Chen Xiaobei was messing around, while he was at his most lax and least unwatchful state!

The python had laid low for a while waiting for this exact moment.

Then, the purple python coiled its few hundred meter long body, and threw itself into the air like an extended rubber band. Its giant head, like a cannon, aimed towards the combat space jet that was hovering in the air.

This was a deadly attack, and the timing was perfect. The average pilot would not have been able to dodge it.

Once the python’s head hit its target, this tiny combat space jet would crash and burn into smithereens. This hit was powerful rough to tear a big hole in the mothership.

“Haha! Stupid insect! Unless you have eyes growing at the back of your head, you won’t be able to escape this strike! Do me a favor and die!” The Tyrant Dragon King who had been watching from afar laughed.

At this very moment, Chen Xiaobei wedged the jet between the arms-flailing giant black ape in front of him, and the dark purple giant python attacking from behind!

Unless Chen Xiaobei had eyes behind him, he was dead meat!

“Die! Hahaha! Ooof!”

At the very last second, just when it was about to slam into combat space jets, the purple python’s laughter suddenly turned into ear-piercing screams of horror.

An eye had appeared at the back of the combat space jet that it was supposed to shatter into a million pieces, managing to make a split second decision, pivoting to the side, and changing its course, dodging the giant python’s sneak attack.

And the giant ape’s flailing arms struck the python directly in the face.

“Oooof!”

The python’s mammoth body was thrown to the ground, blood spraying from its mouth.

“Wh… What in the world?” The black ape was too startled to react.

“How is this possible?” The Tyrant Dragon King stared dumbfounded at the python on the ground. “Even Ape King was not able to react to that sneak attack! How did that little insect have seen that coming? Could he really have grown eyes at the back of his head?”

“Hehe, no, I didn’t!” Chen Xiaobei spoke through the loudspeaker. “Don’t forget that we are inside the Verdant Emperor’s Divine Gourd, and I can see everything that’s happening in here! In other words, my eyes are at every corner of this place!”

“Huh…” All three Demonic Beast Kings were stunned.

This space was Chen Xiaobei’s home ground! This was Chen Xiaobei’s turf! Nothing could escape his eyes!

“You little insect! Don’t get all excited just yet! You may have the advantage of owning the place but we have the numbers! Even if we don’t attack you using stealth, all three of us Beast Kings can kill you at point blank!” The Tyrant Dragon King roared as it charged forward to join the battle.

“Hehe, since you want to come as a team, I won’t go easy on you!” Chen Xiaobei smiled, unafraid.