Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

“Master Ao, it should be about time, right?” Zhou Xiaokun asked anxiously.

“Don’t worry. We’ll be hearing Luo Puti’s screams very soon!” Ding Ding’ao said confidently. “My Crimson Wolf Spider has never failed!”

“Really? Not once?” Zhou Xiaokun exclaimed.

“Of course not!” Ding Ding’ao said. “As long as it is a sneak attack, even a man stronger than dickbag Chen would be hurt by us!”

“Wow!” Zhou Xiaokun licked his lips and said, “Could you make me one after this is over?”

“Nope, that’s not possible.” Ding Ding’ao shook his head. “It’s not that I’m being stingy but the Crimson Wolf Spider needs time to adapt since they are little spiderlings. That’s why they are so loyal to their owners. If I were to give you one, you might get bitten and die!”

“Oh, never mind then.” Zhou Xiaokun gulped. “I don’t have the patience to take care of poisonous insects. I guess I can only envy you in silence for having such a faithful and useful killing tool!”

“Of course! My Crimson Wolf Spider is the most faithful!” Ding Ding’ao puffed his chest proudly. “Look! Here it comes!”

A red silhouette scuttled close to the ground and then pranced onto Ding Ding’ao’s hand.

“Did it work?” Ding Ding’ao held his spider up. “One leg for no, and two legs for yes.”

“What one leg and two legs?” Zhou Xiaokun threw his associate a confused look.

The spider raised both of its forelegs.

“It was a success! It raised two legs! That means that dumb guy is dead! Haha!”

“Aw! This little thing is actually pretty smart! It even understands instructions!” Zhou Xiaokun examined the Crimson Wolf Spider up close. “Little one, good job! You did a wonderful job killing that idiot, Chen!”

Crimson Wolf Spider danced on Ding Ding’ao’s hand.

“Aw, the more I look at it, the cuter it gets! Let me play with him!” Zhou Xiaokun extended his arm and said playfully, “Come here, crawl onto my palm!”

The spider jumped onto his hand.

“He won’t bite me, right?”

Zhou Xiaokun suddenly grew nervous.

“Of course not!” Ding Ding’ao said proudly. “I raised this little guy myself. It will bite whoever I want it to bite. It won’t bite unless I instruct it to!”

“Oh, then there’s nothing to worry about.” Zhou Xiaokun reeled his arm back in. “Hey little one! Raise your hands! Raise both of them!”

“Raise your ass! I will bite you to death!” The wolf spider thought to itself agitatedly, and jumped with all of its might towards Zhou Xiaokun.

“Huh?!” Zhou Xiaokun tried to dodge in panic but because the distance was way too close, he could not elude the spider, which eventually landed on his lips.

The attack happened in a fleeting moment. The wolf spider wasted no time and immediately bit into the lips it was standing on.

“Arrrrgh! Owww!” Zhou Xiaokun howled. “Ding Ding’ao! How dare you do this to me? Arrgh!”

Zhou Xiaokun collapsed onto the ground, his body convulsing, and his eyes rolled back into his head as white foam began was bubbling from his mouth. In a few seconds, he was going to die.

Ding Ding’ao deeply inhaled an icy breath of air. “How did this happen? Why would my spider give a deathly bite to someone on its own? Something is not right!”

Crimson Wolf Spider was raised by Ding Ding’ao since it was a spiderling, and its loyalty to its owner was something Ding Ding’ao had always been proud of.

Never in a million years had he expected his beloved pet to do this!

That was something he could not afford to think of at the moment, as he needed to save his friend. Ding Ding’ao brooded as he scrambled to look for an antidote.

Should he leave Zhou Xiaokun to just die like this, Ding Ding’ao was as good as dead. Kunlun Faction would hunt him down and literally massacre him. This really wasn’t something to joke about!

Luckily, the Xingxiu Faction possesed nearly all kinds of antidotes for venomous insect bites. There was still a chance of survival if the antidote was given on time!

Ding Ding’ao took out a small black jade bottle, uncorked it and poured its contents into Zhou Xiaokun’s mouth.

Because Crimson Wolf Spider’s main purpose was used for killing, there were very few antidotes out there.

In fact, there was only a measely amount in the jade bottle.

Ding Ding’ao’s hands were shaking so badly that he emptied the entire bottle.

To him, the cost of the entire bottle was nothing, as saving Zhou Xiaokun was more important than anything else for that matter. If the young master of Kunlun Faction died, he would have to pay with his life!

The antidote worked very quickly. Soon, the spasms stopped and color returned to Zhou Xiaokun’s face.

“Phew, I’ve used up all the antidote, but at least Master Zhou is alive.” Ding Ding’ao exhaled.

Suddenly!

“OWWWWW!” Ding Ding’ao screamed. Something had bitten his buttocks!

“What the f*ck! Crimson! You… How dare you bite me?!”

As Ding Ding’ao had been taught the Art of Poison since he was a child, he had a very holistic understanding of poison in general.

The pain in his buttocks and his body reaction indicated that it was Crimson Wolf Spider that had bitten him.

The venom was spreading very quickly. Within seconds, Ding Ding’ao began to shudder uncontrollably.

Luckily, because Ding Ding’ao had cultivated the Art of Poison and come into contact with many types of poison prior to this, his body’s immunity to poison was much higher than most people’s. He did not collapse immediately, but because the venom disseminated fast within his bloodstream, he could not stop the attack over his body. It was only a matter of time.

“An..ti… dote…” Ding Ding’ao could not be bothered to encapture his Crimson Wolf Spider. His hands were scrambling to reach for the jade bottle.

But there was nothing inside.

“Antidote… Without the antidote, I’ll die!”

His sweat dripped profusely like rain.

Suddenly, at the corner of his eyes, Ding Ding’ao spotted remnants of the powder at the corner of Zhou Xiaokun’s lips.

He reached out to touch the powder but because there was only so little left, he might have dropped some if he used his bare hands. What was he going to do then?

Ding Ding’ao’s will and determination gave him an idea.

He took off his pants and sat on Zhou Xiaokun’s lips.

“Ahhh…” Ding Ding’ao sighed with relief.

His wound had made direct contact with the antidote, and the pain reduced immediately.

“What the hell! Look at what Master Zhou and Master Ao are doing here! God, this hurts my eyes!”

The whole expedition team, including Chen Xiaobei and Luo Puti had gathered around the two young masters.

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