Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Shen Gongpao: I…

Chen Xiaobei: There no I… Even the Queen Mother says that it's delicious! Or are you trying to say that there is something wrong with the Queen Mother's tongue?

Queen Mother: Elite God Shen Gongpao! It's not that I don't want to side with you! It's true that the dish that God Chen prepares for me is really too yummy!

Shen Gongpao: How delicious is it?

Queen Mother: I can feel the freshness the moment I put into my mouth! After that I used my tongues to taste the fish meat and it melted like an ice cream instantly! The flesh is full of fat but I don't feel disgusted by it after eating it! After I swallow it, I can still feel the fish's sweetness lingering in my mouth!

Jade Emperor: That sounds really delicious! Let me have a taste of it as well!

...….

Jade Emperor: Oh… My… God… So pungent! So spicy! My eyes! It's so spicy that my tears are coming out!

Shen Gongpao: Chen Xiaobei! What are you going to say this time? Your stupid dish just caused the Jade Emperor to shed tears! Clearly, it was really bad in terms of taste!

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe…

Jade Emperor: Damn! This is so good! The spiciness has made my mouth and nose feel so much better! Is this the wasabi that God Chen mentioned earlier? This is awesome! I want more!

Queen Mother: Relax! Don't try to take away this delicacy from me! You should act like a Heavenly Lord! Behave yourself! I'm the one that spotted the big piece of fish first!

God Erlang: Queen Mother! Can I have a taste of it as well?

Shennong: Queen Mother! I want to try too! You know I'm a foodie! Share some with me, please!

God Chejiao: My King! My Queen! Eat slowly, please! I want to have a piece of fish as well!

.....

Immediately, every single deity wanted to have a taste of the delicacy that Chen Xiaobei gave to the Queen Mother. Even those that deities that could not make it to the Heavenly Lake started to get excited as well.

Diao Chan: This is crazy! My Little Bei Bei! Judging from the way they act, I think there's a high chance that you can use a single dish to exchange for the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!

Zhao Yun: I'm so jealous right now! I should have cooked tomato with egg as well! I might be able to claim the second place with the dish that I prepare!

Bull Demon King: My bro, Chen Xiaobei is awesome! When are you going to let me have a try of that dish?

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Shen Gongpao: This…

Chen Xiaobei: Shen Gongpao, what are you going to say this time?

Monkey King: It has been proven that the dish that Chen Xiaobei prepare for the Queen Mother has pleased her really well! You should be ashamed of yourself and stop the thing that you tried to pull!

Shen Gongpao: Fine! You win this time, Chen Xiaobei! I will see you again next time!

Chen Xiaobei: Fine! See you next time!

Queen Mother: Cough… I have finished eating… Now, let me announced the winner is Chen Xiaobei. He will be rewarded with the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! I don't think anyone will disagree with my decision!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Queen Mother! You have received a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

"Haha! That was easy! 9,000 years have just added to my lifespan! 9,000 combat power! 9,000 health! Huge boost! Wahahaha…"

Chen Xiaobei got really excited after he saw the notification on his cell phone. After he consumed the Saturn Peach, he did not need to worry about his lifespan anymore. Longer lifespan and more combat power were things that Chen Xiaobei needed the most right now.

Queen Mother: Next, I would like to announce that the deities that are going to be rewarded with 6,000-year-old Saturn Peaches are Master Luban! Hou Yi! And Xiao Tianquan!

Queen Mother: The deities that are going to be rewarded with 9,000-year-old Saturn Peaches are…

"Damn! I can't believe that my Xiao Tianquan had just gotten second place!"

They were good friends. That was why Chen Xioabei was happy for it.

"Let me go into the brotherhood chat group and ask what's going on!"

Monkey King: Xiao Tianquan! Damn! You are good! How did you get a 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach? What did you give our Queen Mother?

Chang'e: Yea! What did you give her? And how did you please her?

Xiao Tianquan: Actually, I didn't give her anything special! All I give her is a Snow White Spiritual Cat as a pet!

Hong Hai'er: Damn! I can't believe that it actually worked! Unfortunately, I can't receive or send Red Envelope right now! If not, I will give her one of my pets! Then, I will be rewarded with a Saturn Peach as well!

Nezha: Xiao Tianquan is good! But God Chen is even better! He just received a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!

Yanwang: God Chen! You should send us a Red Envelope since you got first place! I know you still have that fish dish with you! Just send it to us! We want to have a taste of it! I'm salivating right now!

Chen Xiaobei: I thought it's forbidden for us to send out any Red Envelope right now! And I don't have any extra dishes with me!

Old Wang: It's forbidden to send any Red Envelope now. Yanwang, please don't give Xiaobei a hard time!

Chen Xiaobei: My bad! I didn't know there will be so many group members show up today! I should have prepared more good stuff!

Monkey King: Brother! Are you lacking resources right now?

Chen Xiaobei: Yes… I'm not in a good situation! Currently, I'm surrounded by enemies! And there will be more battles coming soon as well! Being able to get more items will increase my winning chance!

Chang'e: If that's the case, we should try to encourage a Red Envelope Grabbing Session!

Monkey King: That's right! This is a really good time to do that since so many group members show up today! Xiaobei, you still have that Dragon Dick Hundred Fruits Moonshine with you, right? Send that! A lot of us are craving for that!

Chen Xiaobei: Okay! I will leave the rest of the work to you guys!

Inside the Red Envelope Group.

Chang'e: Everyone! I have an idea! The ten deities that received Saturn Peach today should send us Red Envelopes! What do you guys think?

Yanwang: Good idea! Since they have received something good today! They should share the happiness with us! @Master Luban! Come out and give us Red Envelopes!

Master Luban: I'm not the only one! @Hou Yi @Xiao Tianquan

Xiao Tianquan: I'm more than willing to send some Red Envelopes out! Everyone should share the joy!

Hou Yi: Hold on! Where is Chen Xiaobei?! He got first place just now! We will not send any Red Envelopes if he don't send anything to us!

Chen Xiaobei: Will you guys do it if I do it?

Xiao Tianquan: Yes! As long as you do it! Those that receive Saturn Peach today will do it as well!

Master Luban: Let's do it then! I'm so happy that I got myself a 6,000-year-old Saturn Peach today!

Hou Yi: Fine! I will do it too!

Suddenly, everyone got really excited. Those that received 3,000-year-old Saturn Peaches were willing to send out some Red Envelopes as well.

Monkey King: Hold on! I have an idea! There were no Red Envelope Grabbing Session since the eve of the Lunar New Year! Let's follow God Chen! Bring the joy to everyone!

Yanwang: Fine! Let's do it! I will join too!

Chang'e: Count me in!

Everyone: Fine! Fine! Fine! We all will join! Let's have fun!

Of course, Monkey King, Chang'e, Yanwang, and Xiao Tianquan were there to thank him for his Red Envelope Grabbing Session. Their acting skill was top-notch!

"Damn! My friends! Your acting skill is better than mine!"

Looking at his cell phone, Chen Xiaobei secretly gave them 32 likes.

Ding!

[You just sent a Red Envelope to the group!]

Immediately, Chen Xiaobei sent a Red Envelope that contained Dragon Dick Hundred Fruits Moonshine to the group.

The Red Envelope Grabbing Session had started officially!

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