Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal

Panda Novel

The whole world erupted.

When a person had a hundred thousand, they would be jealous of someone who had a million.

But when a person had a million, they would definitely not be jealous of someone who had ten billion…

This was the case with Hong Dali now. Not a single person in the entire world said things like this were fake or something like that out of jealousy. Simply put, they were only envious of him or admired him, but not jealous or hate him.

On Merika’s Internet.

“Thank you true God, thank you Young Master Dali. If it wasn’t for Young Master Dali, Merika would definitely become hell this time. Oh, God, once I think of how that super typhoon might have gone around the entire world, I will have goosebumps all over.”

“God, you can never imagine how strong that typhoon was! It was really destructive! Compared to this destructive typhoon, the catastrophic films that we watched last time could only be considered child’s play. Never suspect how strong Young Master is because that’s a fact that’s more real than humans needing to drink water.”

“Young Master True God, please accept the most sincere worship of your follower. From now on, I will definitely pray to you three times a day before a meal, every day.”

…

On Jaban State’s Internet.

“Toyoda Conglomerate deserves such an outcome. It’s their own fault for trying to go against the Young Master. All of Young Master’s enemies should go to hell!”

“I must protest, we must make Toyoda Conglomerate collapse completely. Any of Young Master’s enemies are our enemies too!”

“There’s no need to protest, Tarō Gohon is already dead, Ko Gohon has gone missing. Currently, Tarō Gohon’s heir Ran Asakawa has clearly expressed that they will be following the Young Master’s orders from now on. So we should not hold it against them anymore.”

“Since they have realized their mistake, then we shall leave them be. The Young Master is a very magnanimous person, we should learn from him.”

…

On Ingland’s forum.

“God, we have always thought that Merika’s technology was the most advanced in the world, but only now do I know that all of those are nothing in front of the Young Master. They are not worthy to be compared to him at all!”

“Hey, bro, have you prayed today? I silently said ‘for the Young Master’ in my mind, and I ate more rice for breakfast than usual.”

“Of course, is there still any need to emphasize how amazing Young Master is? Now, every night before I sleep I will recite the words ‘for the Young Master’ in my mind. And amazingly, I actually don’t have insomnia anymore!”

…

The Internet overseas was already in such a chaos, not to mention the situation in Heavenly State.

The number of people on Hong Dali’s official Tieba forum surged to 96 million, the number of the posts was in terms of thousands per second, causing Sangle’s Tieba forum server to crash every five minutes. Even so, there were still numerous people surging into the Tieba forum—this really caught Hong Weiguo by surprise.

In fact, Hong Weiguo did indeed knew that Hong Dali would be doing something big this time, but he also didn’t expect it to be so big…

A typhoon that was 200 kilometers in diameter, that was really stunning. Even a country as strong as Merika was as fragile as a newborn child in front of it.

Sigh, speaking of which, in such a short time my Dali has already grown to such an extent?

“Weiguo, about that.” Liu Yihui and Mu Tie half-jokingly and half-seriously asked Hong Weiguo, “Does your Dali still require lackeys? I feel that he should increase the number of attendants beside him—what do you think of my house’s Mingxin (Zixiao)?”

…

Any topic regarding Hong Dali would become the front-page headlines in the newspapers within an hour. From what Hong Dali was doing now to what breakfast he ate, even to what brand of toilet paper he used, this was all news that everyone sought to find out. Even the brand of the shirt that Hong Dali wore on TV previously was dug out by fanatical netizens. Then, that clothing manufacturer received 865 orders in less than four hours, and all of them were paid beforehand. Even if the customers had to queue for two years to get the stock, they didn’t mind too. This caused this clothing company to enter the top 500 corporations in a single day, creating a new legend on Earth’s history.

“In Me the Tiger Sniffs the Rose”, this phrase was recorded into Hong Dali’s classic phrases too, becoming the topic of entertainment for people.

As what others like Turkey Messenger, Tieba forum, Xinhai Weibo and such, there naturally wasn’t a need to elaborate. However, there was something that should be mentioned.

Dali Divine Sect!

When the Dali Divine Sect was just created, there were only tens of thousands of members, and they were all just hoping that believing in Dali would bring them good luck, that’s all.

But after the incident of the super typhoon, things completely changed.

Over a single night, the number of members in the Dali Divine Sect increased by dozens of times, from the original 300,000 plus members, directly increasing to 18 million-plus members. Not only this, after many people knew of the doctrine of Dali Divine Sect, they all expressed that they would firmly support this doctrine, which was to love animals, love Nature, help those in need and such.

Therefore, Dali Divine Sect practically instantly became the number one organization in the entire world. Every day, there would be tens of millions of people joining in, including people from Heavenly State, Merika, Jaban, and members from all parts of the world. In the Dali Divine Sect forum, people could often see such kinds of comical posts—

“I had a great breakfast today. For the Young Master, Dali Creates Miracles, I hope that the Young Master will bless me so that I can have a good mood today.” A Chinese post.

“Oh, darlings, how is everyone doing today? I helped a small animal today, I am feeling very good now. For Young Master True God, fight on!” An English post.

“I ate a small apple today, I am feeling cute all over! For the Young Master, Dali Creates Miracles!” A Jabanese post.

“…&%…%¥…%#()*&)()()*——*…**&%&…¥…%¥” A post from an unknown country, it seemed to be from Afriza…

And so on.

…

And at the same time, Hong Dali returned to Big Fish on Merika’s newest supersonic fighter jet, but a new challenge was waiting for him—

The System’s voice very appropriately sounded—

“The Host’s current attribute points are at the maximum, the attribute points should automatically be allocated to all of the skills. The System shall be undergoing an upgrade soon, please wait for a while—”

What the heck, I didn’t pay attention for a while and the attribute points are already full? Looks like the progress with the reclaiming of the Toyoda cars is going quite well these two days…

So be it then, this day would have come sooner or later anyway. The remaining skills are basically all skills that are not so important, I shall just wait for the upgrade to be completed first before I look at their attributes.

Very quickly, with a “Ding” sound, the upgrading of the System was completed. The System’s voice sounded again—

“System upgrade completed.”

“Great Prodigal System, the Host’s next title: Planet-level prodigal.”

“Please check on the current status.”

Then, in front of Hong Dali’s eyes, the familiar interface appeared again, and on it was his various current attributes.

Oh my, this is so nostalgic. When I just came to this world, my attributes were unbearable to look at. And now, it’s strong! Awesome! Unmatched!

The Host’s name: Hong Dali.

Strength: 100 (Maximized, not upgradeable.)

Agility: 100 (Maximized, not upgradeable.)

Reflexes: 100 (Maximized, not upgradeable.)

Health: 100 (Maximized, not upgradeable.)

Sexual Capability: 100 (Maximized, not upgradeable.)

Note: The maximum stat of a normal person on Earth is 100 for all of the attributes.

Additional explanation: Being a big prodigal that’s leaving Earth and entering the Universe, you mustn’t do everything yourself. The ultimate technique for a prodigal: If you can make others do something for you, you shall definitely not do it yourself. Something that can be settled through money shall never be settled by force. Something that can be settled using ten yuan must definitely be settled using 100 yuan. If there’s something that can’t be settled, good luck to you…

Damn it!

Hong Dali felt fanatical! Hong Dali felt depressed! Hong Dali pulled on his hair!

What kind of ultimate technique is this! How can you make fun of people like that—but thinking about it carefully, it’s indeed quite interesting. Alright, looks like I have to be a prodigal for life…

After looking at the attributes, the next thing was to check on the various additional abilities that the System gave.

Let’s look at the two hidden missions’ rewards first.

Perfect-grade Animals’ Best Friend title: Host can communicate with the intellectual animals in the Universe perfectly, perfectly control all animals that weight less than 10,000 tons. Animals weighing more than 10,000 tons can’t be controlled, but the Host can gain their friendship. If the Host doesn’t make any obvious signs of attacking them, the Host will not be actively attacked by any animal in the Universe.

Additional attribute after the System’s upgrade: Listen to the voice of everything.

Listen to the voice of everything: Able to obtain valuable information. Additional explanation: Includes plants.

Perfect-grade Nature’s Best Friend title: The Host can prevent being damaged by any kind of natural force, including those in the Universe. At the same time, it increases the Host’s ability to survive in any kind of environment in the Universe. Avoid damage caused by shock waves caused by stardust storms and star impacts and so on.

Elemental Affinity: At places where there are wild natural elements, the Host can obtain Nature’s friendship, the stats of the Host’s body will be increased. Current limit: A million stat for each attribute. Additional explanation: Able to increase the level of Elemental Affinity through Hidden Missions.

Elemental Shock: At places where there are wild natural elements, the Host can control part of these elements for his own use, including but not limited to the natural elemental damage within a Planet. Current limit: Planet-level natural force. Additional explanation: Able to increase the level of Elemental Shock through Hidden Missions.

After looking through this part of the explanations, Hong Dali nodded his head in satisfaction—like I said, loving animals and protecting Nature will definitely bring benefits.

See, because of Nature’s wrath, didn’t Merika suffer? Didn’t Jaban State surrender? Hehehe, I will be entering the Universe next time. To all the various strange and weird animals in the Universe, I am coming!