Quick Transmigration System: Male God, Come Here

“Why aren’t you kneeling?”

The drunken Bai Ziwen took out all her anger on Bai Weiwei.

Bai Weiwei very calmly poured a glass of water and drank it.

After all, using one’s voice to cry miserably for half the day was exhausting.

After drinking the water, she laughed, rolled up her sleeves, and said unhurriedly, “You know, I don’t usually use my fists. Who wouldn’t call me beautiful and magnanimous and kind, ne.”

System: “…”

Bai Weiwei: “But it’s because I’m so kindhearted, and I know you don’t have the IQ to understand when I’m cursing you, that it’s better to beat you to death, ba.”

Saying this, she gave a slap.

The power behind the strike made Bai Ziwen’s ears ring and her vision grow cross-eyed.

“You…”

Another slap made her see stars1.

“‘You,’ what ‘you’? Your mother didn’t teach you how to behave? Even beasts know how to take care of their cubs, ne. You can’t even match up to one toe of a beast, ne.”

“I…” Bai Ziwen’s teeth were stained with blood. She was just about to curse.

But Bai Weiwei slapped her again. “‘I,” what ‘I’? I’m this beautiful, cute, pure, and moving, can’t you see clearly?”

“Bai…”

“‘Bai,” what ‘Bai’? The word ‘idiot’ refers to people like you2. Even pimps know to pull in people from outside, yet you laid your hands on your own daughter. To call you an idiot is an embarrassment to all idiots.”

Bai Ziwen, slapped several times, staggered and fell to the ground.

Her mouth was full of blood, her head was dizzy, and her voice was hoarse: “You’ve changed…”

Bai Weiwei kicked her, and she rolled back several times. “You’re the one who changed. Roll over, ba, old woman.”

Saying this, she made Bai Ziwen roll over several more times.

A drunk old woman.

Was definitely no match for a sober, young, strong, and beautiful young woman.

So Bai Weiwei beat Bai Ziwen until she could no longer protect herself, then washed her hands.

As she washed her hands, she wailed to the system, “Tongtong, baobao’s3 hands hurt, ah.”

System: “Tongtong” was such a disgusting nickname. Also, who was this baobao, ah.

Bai Weiwei raised her bright red palm. “Look, it hurts to hit people. Why aren’t you comforting me?”

The system straightened up. It looked at the pig-faced4, still-bleeding, and super pitiful-looking Bai Ziwen.

Then it looked at the pouting Bai Weiwei who was seeking comfort.

The system fell into a deep silence for a moment, but it still couldn’t speak words of comfort with a good conscience.

Bai Weiwei rummaged through the stuff in the room and finally pulled out a pair of scissors.

The system couldn’t stop itself from asking: “What are you doing?”

It couldn’t be to stab Bai Ziwen to death, ba?

It was a good, law-abiding system.

Murderers would pay with their own life. Host, please calm down.

Bai Weiwei smiled coldly. “I’m going to go visit that Lin Dao tonight, ne.”

System: “?”

Thinking she was only putting on a play to gain sympathy, it agreed.

And the result?

Bai Weiwei: “Tonight, if Lu Zixi goes to the hotel, he’ll probably acknowledge me, this meimei.”

After all, forgiving an enemy needed time.

The more miserable she was, the more quickly he would forgive.

System: “And if Lu Zixi doesn’t come?”

Bai Weiwei slowly snipped the scissors. The blades were sharp.

“If he doesn’t come, I’ll cut off Lin Dao’s little thing5.

The system looked at the pair of scissors and silently reached out to protect its crotch.

It was afraid it wouldn’t be able to keep its little thing.

– – – – – – – – – –

Xiao Yi resigned himself and arrived at the bar.

“Drinking again? What the hell happened to you?”

Lu Zixi’s hair was somewhat messy, and his eyes were bloodshot as he downed glass after glass.

Xiao Yi immediately reached out and covered his wine glass. “What’s going on with you?”

Lu Zixi gave him a look of indescribable iciness.

Xiao Yi shut up and let go. He didn’t dare to make a sound.

Lu Zixi continued to drink, the wine staining his lips. His eyes were cold and murderous.

Xiao Yi could only fish for something to talk about: “That’s right, did you hear? That Lin scum seems to be shooting another drama recently.”

Lu Zixi was uninterested.

But wasn’t Lin scum… that beast who wanted to use the unspoken rules6 on Bai Weiwei?

Xiao Yi looked for something to talk about: “You have no idea how miserably that minor from last time died. They broke open and bled to death. I didn’t expect that scum to have such a hobby… where’d he go?”

Xiao Yi turned around, only to find that Lu Zixi, who had just been there.

Was nowhere to be seen.

And even worse than last time, he hadn’t even paid for his own drinks.

Was this the legendary “You invite me, I pay” tactic?

1: 眼冒金星↩

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2: A play on words, I think. 白痴 is the word for idiot, but the first character is also the 白 in Bai Weiwei and Bai Ziwen’s family name.↩

3: 宝宝: Bai Weiwei is referring to herself as baby or darling.↩

4: As in her face is so swollen from the slaps that she looks like a pig.↩

5: 小勾勾: 勾 usually means hook, but I’m pretty sure it’s referring to that↩

6: 潜规则: a common theme in entertainment genres. Usually refers to things like rich/influential people coercing employees (or actors/actresses, or singers, etc. etc. etc.) for sexual favors in return for some sort of benefit (a promotion, a role in a drama, a song from a famous producer, etc.)↩