Quick Transmigration: Homewrecker System!

"Y—Yes, My Lord!" Han Ning got up and slid the door open, "Please follow me, My Lord. I can show his courtyard to you."

Bai Shijue got up, hovered two inches from the ground, and walked in the air, showing his miracle to his current priest.

Han Ning was amazed, so the tale of God Bai Shijue, that walked on air, was true. He was too pure to walk on the soil for the humans because the soil of earth had been tainted with too many tears and blood.

[Pupa: Is that also part of your method to convince Han Ning about your Godhood?]

[Hehe.]

Han Ning guided God Bai Shijue to the courtyard where Han Min lived right now.

Yunyu thought that Han Min would live in Yunyu's old courtyard, but he didn't. Because Han Ning just walked past the courtyard where Yunyu lived before.

"Hold on, Han Ning," Bai Shijue said.

Han Ning stopped on his track instantly. He turned around. Still, with a submissive bow, he asked, "Do you need something, My Lord? This subject will do anything to please you."

Bai Shijue pointed at his old courtyard, "Did someone live in my old courtyard after I left?"

"Ah, B—Based on what my great grandfather said, this courtyard belonged to you before, My Lord. Thus, nobody is allowed to enter this courtyard unless it is for a sacred ritual. My purest God, was it true?"

"About?"

"About you living in this courtyard… my great grandfather told me that you often sit under the plum blossom tree and play with your gun," Han Min asked. Because he found it to be too unbelievable. He always thought his great grandfather was a liar, whose lies were too convincing, so everyone believed him.

Bai Shijue smiled as he reminisced about the past, "Yes, it's true. I was the one who purchased this house, and I lived here for a while. I also used to sit under that plum blossom tree, and your great grandfather often served me a sweet peach tea."

"I told him that he is not a servant here. But he insisted, saying that the least he could do to repay for all the kindness that I've done for him," Bai Shijue replied. "I trained him myself. I think his martial arts capability should be top-class in this realm."

Han Ning couldn't believe that his great grandfather, Han Min, told the truth when he said that he was saved and raised by God Bai Shijue, even getting all the training from God Bai Shijue.

"Y—Yes, My Lord, my great grandfather was the warrior of this village. He protects us all from any demonic entity, and also from bandits, and many more. He is… a powerful martial artist."

Han Ning always thought that his great grandfather was a great martial artist and also a great liar. He lied so much about his power and pure way of life because he was personally taught by God about Prosperity and Purity.

But, everyone believed him, and they created a new religion that stemmed from the teaching of Bai Shijue, the God of Prosperity and Purity.

"That's good. I've taught him well," Bai Shijue said with a thin smile. "Look at that chipmunk on the tree, Han Ning."

Han Ning followed God Bai Shijue's line of sight, and his body trembled when he saw a chipmunk with a blue stripe sitting on a branch, seemingly busy with whatever he was doing in that tree.

Han Ning quickly recognized that chipmunk, "M—M—My Lord, is that… Chinchin, the legendary preceptor of the light?"

…

"How do you know that?" Bai Shijue asked.

"I—In the religious script, it is mentioned that you have a pet named Chinchin, the celestial chipmunk. Chinchin is the legendary preceptor of the light. It is said that everyone who follows where Chinchin goes, they would find you as the beacon of the light, My Lord!"

…

[Seriously, what kind of religion did Han Min make here? Chinchin is just a lazy chipmunk who often disappears to find food he likes. If he's not in the Plum Blossom Immortal Sect, he would be roaming around the Forest of Lost Mist to find fruits. What is this preceptor of the light thing?!]

[Pupa: The only thing they would find when following Chinchin is a pile of nuts in his tree trunk stash.]

Bai Shijue smiled, "Yes, that is my pet, Chinchin, the preceptor of the light. He also likes to play around the branch of that plum blossom tree."

'So everything written in the holy script of prosperity and purity is true…' Han Ning thought. Now he felt even more guilty because he had also sneered at that holy script.

He always thought it was a bunch of bullshit made by his great grandfather to fool people into following his stupid religion.

But turned out he was never wrong.

Bai Shijue, God of Prosperity and Purity, existed, and his pet, Chinchin, the prospector of the light, also existed.

Now he wondered about one thing;

"My Lord…"

"Yes?"

"How about the Prophet of the light?"

"Prophet of the light?"

"Uhm… y—your lover and married spouse, Han Shun. In the script, he is your married spouse, the Prophet of the light. You two have a biological son, and his title is the Rising Sun."

…

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[Pupa:…]

[Turns out Han Min is using his free time to write fanfiction.]

[How the hell did he think that Han Shun and I are married?! Even with a child?!]

[What's more than this? Did he also write my sex position when doing it with Han Shun?]

[Pupa: Chill, he has always been Han Shun x Bai Shijue shipper from the very start. Don't you see that he often giggled when he saw you and Han Shun together? I bet his mind is full of pink, a total fudanshi.]

[Pupa: I didn't expect there is another fudanshi other than my favorite author, though.]

[Wait, your favorite spicy chicken author, is a fudanshi?]

[Pupa: He writes lots of BL for a reason, and he is not a spicy chicken author. Stop with your slander!]