Primordial Cultivator

"A-A S-S-Stomach ache?" Lian Xinyue stuttered with a pale face.

She was a young lady and if she had to poop like there's no tomorrow then there would be no more dignity for her.

Not to mention, Yang Wei is here, who is a male and if he were to expose her to having a stomach ache, her image as the sect's beauty is ruined.

Meanwhile, Yang Wei twitched his mouth slightly at how scary Elder Jing could be when she wants to get revenge on someone.

Only someone petty and malicious would refine a pill that will cause you to have a stomach ache and spend a long time in the toilet.

"Y-yang Wei, you better not tell anyone about this incident." Lian Xinyue turned around to face Yang Wei and commanded him.

She wanted to say more but suddenly, her stomach started gurgling and it wasn't a gurgling sound when one is hungry but when one really needs to use the toilet and make a huge dump.

Yang Wei was no different either since he felt the effect at the same time.

Although they were both cultivators and could have just used their true qi to alter it a little bit to negate the feeling, this time, they couldn't because it was a pill specifically refined by Elder Jing.

"Heh, don't try to circulate your true qi to stop the movement because it's only going to intensify the effect and increase the duration." Elder Jing said softly and Lian Xinyue trembled in fear.

"You couldn't have informed me earlier… Elder Jing," Lian Xinyue cried loudly as she already did what Elder Jing said not to do.

GURGLING!

'No, not like this,' Lian Xinyue cried inwardly as the pain in her stomach intensified and she hurriedly glanced everywhere for a private place to do the next activity.

At the same time, Yang Wei already ran toward a hidden corner since he had explored the cave beforehand so he knew where it's a good place to deal with the pill effect.

"No… Yang Wei, let me go first. A young lady is in the current need of an emergency." Lian Xinyue exclaimed as she followed behind Yang Wei and begged him for the corner spot.

However, Yang Wei shook his head as he refused to give up this position that he found.

"Sorry, senior-apprentice sister Lian Xinyue but this spot is mine." Yang Wei said as he proceeded to run faster but Lian Xinyue was unwilling to give up like this because her pain is more painful than Yang Wei. After all, she tried to stop it with her true qi.

Lian Xinyue pulled his sleeve and tried to hold him back but Yang Wei couldn't care less since he was never scared of competing in strength as his speed remained constant.

Meanwhile, Elder Jing chuckled loudly from these two disciples of hers that were fighting over a corner to take a dump.

'Ah, this pill of mine was originally a joke but to think it has this kind of effect. Looks like I have to refine more of these pills and feed them to the disciples that dared to cause a headache to me.' Elder Jing smiled wickedly as she ignored them.

She had a much grander plan and that was to hurry up and refine more pills in preparation for the Pagoda that will open in a few days.

Elder Jing retrieved multiple herbs out and used the cauldron that Yang Wei was refining before to concoct the same deadly pill for cultivators.

"With this many herbs in my possession, I can at least make around 50-60 pills if I focus completely." Elder Jing mumbled softly as she decided to cast a barrier around her to avoid being distracted by the background noises.

"Yang Wei, you're a man so you should be a gentleman and allow this young lady to do her business first." Lian Xinyue exclaimed as she continued to tug onto Yang Wei's shirt.

"I'm a man indeed but whose fault was it that I had to swallow this pill, to begin with." Yang Wei replied and continued, "It was your fault and karma got you to suffer the same fate as me so I don't have that generosity to give up this spot to you."

There was no way Yang Wei would give her this spot because he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of Elder Jing. Also, he was the one who found it first so why should he give it up just because she's a female.

Lian Xinyue gritted her teeth in anger from the stubborn attitude of Yang Wei.

'Hmph, let's see if you dared to still occupy the spot if I arrived there first and started lowering my pants.' Lian Xinyue sneered inwardly as she pulled him back with her full strength, causing Yang Wei to be surprised by the sudden change in strength as he stumbled backward lightly.

Lian Xinyue took this time to rush ahead to the corner and started stripping some of the strings in her clothes as she glared at Yang Wei fiercely. "

"Can't you see this young lady is stripping down? Are you a perverted man that would peep at this young lady?" Lian Xinyue yelled, causing Yang Wei to be rendered speechless by her shameless behavior.

'I thought the Purple Scorpion Sect was shameless enough but to think Lian Xinyue was even more shameless.' Yang Wei cursed inwardly as he clenched his fist.

Taking a deep breath to calm down, Yang Wei glanced at Lian Xinyue who stripped down her final string and if she let go of her hand then her pants would lower down, revealing her dazzling and gem-like legs.

"You might think this tactic would work on me right? However, unfortunately for you, you've miscalculated something." Yang Wei said slowly and continued.

"I'm a shameless person as well so let's suffer together. I doubt you would dare to lower your pants as long as I remain here."

Lian Xinyue trembles slightly when her bluff doesn't work as planned. 'Damn it, this Yang Wei is too much.'