Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Monica opened a piece of gum and threw it into her mouth very slowly. “Nothing is impossible in this world. If other people can do it, why can’t you?”

“You make a lot of sense,” Shen Qianshu said. “I have nothing to say. You have to know that you are you, and I am me. Just like if I were to make you design jewelry that can get you a championship title, you will not even be able to draw it. Sis, specialists only master their own fields.”

“Indeed, specialists only master their own fields. However, it is not too late for an 80-year-old to learn a new skill,” Monica said. “You hit once today, you might hit thrice tomorrow. One year later, you might hit all ten. Who knows?”

“… ” Shen Qianshu looked at her.

Monica looked like a gangster. She patted her on the shoulder. “Sis, believe in yourself.”

This gal was definitely good at flirting with men.

Oh, perhaps an expert with girls too.

Even Master Qian would sigh for not being as good as her.

“Sis, you’re so impressive.” Shen Qianshu looked at her with starry eyes, as if idolizing her.

Maxi was speechless.

Monica said, “You know I have a lover called Maxi, huh? Your charisma is nothing to me. Girls with big b**bs and long legs are revolting. You are not my cup of tea, so stop trying to express your charisma to me.”

Shen Qianshu lowered her head and looked at her breasts under the shirt.

They were not big, but they were bigger than both of theirs. Theirs were flat.

She took another look at the underage girl before her who was not even 1.6 m tall. Maxi was way taller than her but had a smaller build. Flat chest!

“Oh…”

Envious… Jealous… Hate… Why make it sound so nice and different?

“What are you looking at? The two of us just haven’t matured yet. Our ancestors all have big breasts and long legs. They’re different from those nasty fake girls out there.”

“Oh!” Shen Qianshu was in deep thought.

Monica loaded a new magazine and threw the gun to Shen Qianshu. She smiled and said, “Try it.”

Shen Qianshu said, “I might not hit it.”

She knew very well about her skills.

“Once upon a time, a woman was forced to face an abyss. The gods said, ‘Jump in and you will become an angel.’ The woman thought that the god was just a liar, so she walked away firmly. When the woman died, she saw the god. The god told her, ‘You had the chance to be an angel originally, but you gave up.’ The woman regretted miserably but it was too late.”

Shen Qianshu said, “How old-fashioned. What an old story. It doesn’t inspire me in the slightest bit.”

Maxi said, “Big lobster.”

Monica said, “Small lobster.”

Maxi said, “Mantis shrimp.”

Monica said, “Big crab.”

Maxi said, “Abalone…”

Whenever they said it once, Shen Qianshu would swallow her saliva once. “Stop, I’ll do it.”

Monica rolled her eyes gracefully.

“If you were from ancient times, you would be a traitor if we gave you a chicken drumstick.”

“Get lost!”

The shooting range was just too far away. Shen Qianshu felt that even if she had tried her best to aim accurately, it would still be off. Monica poked her ear. “Right hand up, slant your left shoulder. Uh huh, maintain this posture. Stand straight. Aim properly…”

Shen Qianshu fired the gun and felt a little diffident. She did not know if she had hit the target.

Monica looked into her binoculars and encouraged her. “Not bad, you can get one shrimp at the very least.”

“… ” Shen Qianshu looked at her.

Shen Qianshu fired again under Monica’s impressive insult.

Monica said, “You are one step closer to a large lobster now.”

Shen Qianshu was elated. “Hahaha. So this means I can have a mantis shrimp now! Oh dear, I knew I had talent in becoming an impressive shooter!”