Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

He was clearly a young man with a face as clear as Jade, so why did he have to make himself look like an old uncle?

"Do you have human rights? do you have human rights?!" Mu Yuan sat cross-legged on the sofa."Uncle, I like having a full beard. I like dressing up like this. If the lady on the blind date is judging people by their appearance, why would I want her?"

"You ..."

"Where's your upbringing? do you talk to your elders like that?" Mu Zheng's eyes darkened."Apologize!"

"If I don't apologize, you guys are already forcing me to go on blind dates. What's there to apologize for? besides, you guys should have investigated ye tingjun's blind dates. If you want to arrange blind dates for me, it's best that you do so. Don't arrange for me to go on blind dates with 11 girls. I won't accept all 11 of them having an affair with ye Yifan!"

The crowd was speechless.

His words made everyone feel awkward. Who would investigate this matter? besides, so what if she was friends with ye Yifan? he was not ye tingjun. Why would he mind? Who hasn't had a few boyfriends before?

Mu Yuan's mother said,"son, you ..."

She wanted to say,"don't be so picky. You're a soldier who's not at home. It's good enough that someone is willing to help you."

Mu Yuan could understand her mother's meaning from her eyes. He could totally understand her spirit and instantly exploded."Mom, I'm your son. Your son, I, have the right values. I have good looks, a good figure, a high military rank, and a bright future. What's wrong with me? what's wrong with me? do you have to mock me like this?"

"Oh ..." Mother mu said.

"Then why did you fail your blind date today?"

With such good conditions, wasn't it a one-hit kill?

Mu Yuan's heart ached. Mu Chen's lifelong matter had been resolved, and he was happy to watch the show. Mu Yuan's head hurt when he thought about the lawsuit that he would have to face this year. He had an idea and decided to play the role of a scumbag to the end.

"It's not impossible for me to bring more than ten girls on a trip. I can also bring my friends and husband partners along. There's no problem. But let me make this clear first. Although I was born in the bright and sunny country and have good values, outstanding men will have some small requirements. The blind date partner must meet the following conditions."

The elders of the MU family were grinding their teeth and secretly hoping that one of the four would choose him. Do you think you are Ah Chen?

Mu Yuan ignored the gazes of the elders and counted the conditions with his fingers."Number one, age below 25, height above 168, proper appearance, big eyes, long legs ..."

The MU family elders were speechless.

This is a condition?

Mu Yuan said,"second, you have to obey my orders unconditionally. After you get married to me, it's best if you can quit your job and become a housewife. Focus on taking care of your family. Don't stick to me too much ..."

The MU family elders were speechless.

Mu Yuan said,"thirdly, I'm a super male chauvinist. I don't accept my wife having a boyfriend before. I only accept those who have a clean record in their first relationship. In other words, I only accept ..."

Before he could finish his last word, mu Zhengzhi threw a teacup at him. He was so angry that he was about to fly into the sky. His son's shameless conditions made him so angry that he almost lost his temper, just like how he had beaten the recruits in the past.

"F * ck ..."

"Dad, manners, manners! Don't curse!!!" Mu Yuan dodged the teacup and saw the broken blue and white porcelain. His heart ached. This was a set of antiques that Liu Zheng had been looking for for a long time. What a prodigal.

Mu Zhengzhi's chest heaved up and down as he pointed at him and roared,"you have an heir to the throne in your family, don't you? Don't you have any shame?"