Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Panda Novel

Ye Ling did not know about marriage customs. He had not even heard of a bachelor party. Xie Jinghuan did mention organizing a bachelor party for him. Since he had already descended to earth, he had to conform to local customs.

Shen Qianshu explained, “A bachelor party is a party for a group of men. I also want to organize a party and invite only unmarried women. You also invite unmarried men to take part. It’s quite good.”

Ye Ling was not interested. Shen Qianshu felt that it was such a great pity.

Really not the least bit interested?

“It’s to let them know one another in advance, okay?” Shen Qianshu explained.

Ye Ling had gotten this point in his head. He really organized a bachelor party. Ye Yifan received the big flag happily and chose a bar immediately. He booked the venue and invited single men to participate.

What Ye Ling did not expect was…

His groomsmen team, the few brothers from the Gu Family, Ye Tingyun, and Ye Yifan had all come. There were also a few people who looked more unfamiliar. There were more than 20 people who came mightily. The theme today was black. Everyone wore black clothes. Only Ye Ling was dressed in a suit.

“…” Everyone was speechless.

Wearing a suit to a bar?

Okay, okay. This is very societal!

Mu Yuan banged on the table and laughed. There was a tall and handsome man sitting beside him. The two of them were talking about something softly and laughed heartily together. Ye Ling kept a straight face. No one had told him that he could not wear a suit here.

Even Zhong Ran himself had dressed very casually.

Ye Ling took a deep breath. “Why are there so many singles?”

“…” The men who mocked Ye Ling were dumbstruck.

Ye Ling had just learned the words ‘singles’. Shen Qianshu would vividly tell him about the latest popular matters, including gossip, etc., when she flipped the gossip pages every night. It made Ye Ling become influenced subconsciously by what he heard.

“Groom, what’s the pleasure of attacking us singles? Marriage is the grave of love. We all don’t wish to be buried in the graves so early,” Su Nancheng said as he smiled.

Ye Ling said, “This is the excuse from you all who have no one to love!”

“…” Everyone was speechless.

It was really hitting the nail on the head. It was also very vicious.

If he was an ancient swordsman, his knife would be sharp enough to draw blood.

The men in this bar were all 1.8 meters and above in height. They were handsome, capable, and had proper professions. There were all kinds of characters, but they were actually all unmarried men. It really made people feel dampened.

“It’s not because no one loves us. That’s why we are not married. It’s because we have high expectations.”

Ye Ling said, “After two years, you will drop out of the market. Don’t have expectations that are too high.”

“…” Everyone was speechless.

“Those little brothers who are taller than you all, more handsome than you all, and who know how to please girls more than you all have already joined the little wolf dogs. The puppy series will be snatching girlfriends with you all. You all still don’t feel threatened at all.”

He used the same exact words that Shen Qianshu said yesterday and elaborated them expressionlessly. It was said in a less teasing manner than Shen Qianshu, who was resentful after seeing the name list for his party.

“…” Everyone was speechless.

This groom did not really know how to conduct himself well.

This was what everyone thought in their hearts.

Zhong Ran thought in his heart, Today is the party. I’ll quietly watch Master seek death.

They will make you drink until you die tomorrow!

Argh, you don’t know how to conduct yourself. Too tragic.

He could anticipate Master’s dead drunk look tomorrow. He could even take a picture to keep as a memento. The thought of it made him very happy.

Gu Yuanan was dragged by Yun An to come. The two of them were not considered to be single, but they were not married and also met the criteria. Yun An was in a happy mood as he pulled Gu Yuanan over. He knew that the few brothers of the Gu Family would also come today.

Gu Yuanan originally did not plan to come, but he knew that he had good intentions. Hence, he did not have a choice and could only follow him and come together. When he arrived, he saw Gu Yuanli. Both their gazes collided.