Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

As he pricked his ears to listen, Jun Mo Xie found something surprising. Saints could also bicker with each other? This… was a little too incomprehensible?

“Jiang Jun Ji! Since you’ve already come out, why aren’t you going about your business? Why do you have to follow this old man around? Don’t you find it annoying?!” Chi Tian Feng’s head had swelled to the point of explosion from irritation. In that moment, he did not leave any face as he scolded. He was almost going crazy right now, so how could he care about being polite?

They had only barely stepped out of the cave, and Jiang Jun Ji had already annoyed him half to death with his endless chattering all along the way. Chi Tian Feng had already used his spirit sense to cover his ears, but Jiang Jun Ji actually used a voice transference technique to continue talking to him, causing him to reach the end of his endurance.

“How could following big brother Chi be annoying? Oh big brother Chi, you used the wrong words just now; you should be calling little sister Jiang Jun Jī instead…” Jiang Jun Ji pouted shyly. Even though he was travelling at such high speeds, he still had the time to throw a flirtatious look and speak in a whiny voice. “Big brother Chi… mmh… if you continue to call me Jiang Jun Ji… this little girl is going to be sad… I feel so wronged…”

Jiang Jun Ji said depressedly. Chi Tian Feng stopped, his blood boiling with anger…

Jun Mo Xie who was hiding nearby nearly spluttered with shock. A mouthful of bile surged through his throat, and he felt an intense urge to throw up… This is that Yin Yang Saint Jiang Jun Ji? What a truly f*cking spectacular fellow… as expected, he’s someone that would cause others to want to retch every time they see him!

Li You Ran’s description had not been off even in the slightest!

Abomination… this is too much of an abomination!

“Ai….” Chi Tian Feng raised his head to the heavens and sighed longly. A kind of pain worse than even death permeated his entire body.

A Saint expert who’d lived for so many centuries had already seen through life and death long ago. Death was but a small matter to them, so how could it be compared to this matter before his eyes? But, how does that saying went, “although the toad that leaps onto one’s foot will not bite, it will disgust!”

And this Yin Yang Saint, Jiang Jun Ji, was ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times more disgusting than the most repulsive toad… After all, a toad would hop away as soon as there was a movement. If one truly could not bear its wretched appearance, they could even squish it to death with their foot. At the most, they would only have to endure the gross feeling a little longer… But this fellow beside him was not only more nasty than a toad, he was even more difficult to get rid of. It was impossible to run away from him, shake him off, or even beat him. After all, this was a Saint on the same level as himself!

Dear Heavens ah, great Earth ah, merciful Buddha ah, could someone please save me?! Could you send down a bolt of lightning and strike this repulsive fellow dead? If that’s impossible, it’s fine to strike me to death too… this is truly too impossible to bear!

Chi Tian Feng slowly sorted out his emotions and said in a cold and exasperated tone. “Jiang Jun Ji… I still need to go and find some wine. If you have nothing to do, you can go elsewhere and play first… even if you want to take a trip to the brothels, there’s no problem. I only beg that you don’t follow this old man around anymore… ok?”

“Ah… Big brother Chi! You’re not being respectful again; the brothel? What kind of place is that? That’s a place for you men to go to; how could you ask this lady to go there… You’re a lofty Saint—how could you speak like that? This is an insult to this lady! I’ll fight it out with you boohoo…” Jiang Jun Ji’s bear-like hips swayed twice, and his eyes turned red in an instant, as if he had received some great insult.

Jun Mo Xie, who was hovering nearby, could clearly see goosebumps rising on Chi Tian Feng’s face. His lips were twitching, and his body trembled lightly. His eyes stared forward lifelessly, like a candle flickering in the wind, on the verge of being blown out at any moment.

“My dear ancestors ah…” Chi Tian Feng suddenly felt a hopelessness as if the heavens and earth had closed their ears and eyes to him. Just what was this fellow intending to do by following him around? Didn’t the other guys say that he would always go off on his own the moment he came out? Why was it that he was so unfortunate today?

“Kekeke… aiya, I forgot, Tian Xiang also has brothels that caters to the female crowd. The models there are also quite handsome, albeit not too robust. How did big brother Chi know this so well? Could it be that big brother Chi also likes this kind of thing…” Jiang Jun Ji asked in an odd voice.

Chi Tian Feng very nearly suffered a complete breakdown. I… what did I say just now? What is “this kind of thing”? It was a wonder that he did not die of anger at that moment. To think that this shemale fellow thought of him as a pervert?!

“I know that big brother Chi is concerned for me. Only, I don’t really like twin bladed swords, so I won’t bother big brother Chi anymore. This lady will go and play elsewhere now; I’ll meet you here in the afternoon, okay? Then we can go back together. Don’t worry, I will help you to keep your secret…” Jiang Jun Ji smiled mischievously and with a sway of his hips, he turned around.

“Alright, alright, alright… go then, I’ll go too…” Chi Tian Feng’s entire back was drenched with sweat. The weirdo had messed with him so much to the point that he wished for death. He had completely missed the words about “twin bladed swords,” “secret,” and so on. He only wanted to go as far away from that weirdo as possible. So the moment he heard that he was going to release him, he only nodded rapidly, turned, and fled as if he’d received amnesty…

After seeing Chi Tian Feng disappear into the distance, Jiang Jun Ji turned and went towards another direction. His hips sashayed widely with every step, and a light smile hung on his face as he muttered to himself. “One really cannot judge a book by its cover. That old fellow Chi is actually such a perverted thing. In the future, there are a few things that should be discussed with him. I wonder how many handsome young men are waiting for this lady in this town…”

Jun Mo Xie felt all the hairs on his body stand up straight on their ends as he listened to these words!

Just what is this person? Is that still a person?

As he watched the stalwart figure sashaying away, Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes and hurriedly chased over.

Jiang Jun Ji was neither slow nor fast as he travelled. A coy smile hung on his face, and half of his cheeks were flushed with pink. His eyes roved freely, seemingly shy, and seemingly hungry… It seemed like he was imagining some marvelous stuff in his mind…

All of a sudden, his eyes lit up as an usually upright figure turned the corner…

What a straight backview… lonely and graceful, like a lush green bamboo in the mountain… Jiang Jun Ji thought.

The reason he’d hung around those old codgers was because he lacked a better option. But now that such a pristine youth appeared, he immediately rushed up, wanting to grab him in his arms. It didn’t matter if the kid refused. If soft methods wouldn’t work, he would use the tough methods. After all, he could always force himself on him!

“Wow, that young lad’s backview is truly enchanting; this lady can’t take it anymore…” Jiang Jun Ji’s eyes shone with excitement as he stuck his tongue out and licked his lips. With a flick of his hand, a small hand mirror appeared in his palm, and after hurriedly touching up his face, he looked at himself in the mirror a few more times before smiling with satisfaction. With a sway of his hips, he sprang forward like the spring wind, hurriedly chasing over.

As expected, the moment he turned the corner, he saw a young man walking slowly at the front. With his eyesight, he could see in an instant that this lad was a completely normal person!

How could an ordinary lad be able to escape the palms of a Saint-level expert? This was a juicy feast walking before him! Jiang Jun Ji’s drool was nearly rolling out of his mouth, but he still managed to call out in a shy voice. “Young master, the young master in front…” His voice was soft and sweet, as enchanting as honey. Just by listening to this voice, others might really think that the one speaking was an exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful young lady…

The youth turned around in shock and immediately saw Jiang Jun Ji. His eyes widened and fear flashed across his pupils as he stuttered. “You… you… are you a human? Or a ghost…?”

“Aiyaya… what words is this young master saying? How could there be ghosts on a bright sunny day? Even if there are ghosts, there’s no need to be afraid. This lady has numerous methods to deal with them!” Jiang Jun Ji licked his lips and smiled. Most of the lads who first saw him all reacted the same way, so he naturally did not feel anything strange about it. The more he evaluated this young lad, the more he found him delightful. His brows were straight and sharp like a sword, his nose was high and straight, and his lips were thin and supple. His hair was as black as ink, and his figure was tall and straight, with wide shoulders and narrow waists…

This was the kind of man in many young girls’ dreams!

“Then you…” The young man looked apprehensively at the strange creature before him as he edged backwards nervously. This was a heartfelt reaction… after all, this person was simply too repulsive.

“This lady has good intentions. Seeing that young master is walking so slowly, why don’t I give you a hand.” Jiang Jun Ji felt more and more impatient the more he looked at this lad. His heart was skipping like a little deer at this moment. Such a handsome young lad. Today, he’d truly picked up a gem…Kekeke…

Needless to say, Jiang Jun Ji looked exactly like an oversized, perverted flower thief in the young man’s terrified eyes. With a light leap, he grabbed him by the hips and dashed away rapidly like a bolt of lightning…

Right now, finding a quiet spot and satisfying his desires was the most important matter…

The youth under his arms screamed with fear. “Put me down, hurry up and put me down. HELP…” Although he was screaming with all his might, his voice disappeared within the howling winds…

Jiang Jun Ji felt even more excited, as he cackled evilly. “Scream, go ahead and scream, my dear boy. Even if you ruptured your throat with screaming, it would still be useless…”

At this moment, a dense killing intent suddenly shone in the helpless young lad’s eyes…

Then suddenly!

Just as Jiang Jun Ji’s mind was filled with wild fantasies and his heart was defenseless from being preoccupied with his excitement—

A dazzlingly brilliant swordlight flashed, like the most radiant sun. The swordlight appeared right under Jiang Jun Ji’s abdomen, plunging deeply into his body. With a pu sound, an exceedingly violent sword qi exploded in Jiang Jun Ji’s body!

An indifferent voice rang out. “Freak, die!”

As this voice rang out, the young lad under his arms suddenly disappeared without a trace. When he reappeared again, he was already standing ten zhangin front of him, smiling lightly and staring at him with a wicked, vengeful glint in his eyes.

This youth was naturally Young Master Jun Mo Xie!

Jiang Jun Ji howled with rage, his voice tragic to the extreme!

Never had he ever thought that such a tantalizing prey would suddenly turn from such a harmless youth to a lethal killer! He hadn’t expected that someone under the Saint-level would actually be capable of hiding his cultivation so perfectly before him!

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