Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

Jun Wu Yi calmly directed the army. The usually disordered teams of Xuan Beasts became a formidable war machine after only a few days under his command.

The most impressive part was that Jun Wu Yi was able to stop the Xuan Beasts from attacking without coordination and divided them into groups and waves. He asked beasts of the same tribe to form a group. That way, they were familiar with each other’s combat style and it would be able to maximize the joint force!

Jun Wu Yi had been wondering about this strategy ever since he faced the Xuan Beasts in Tian Nan. What if I could lead an army like this? He had thought.

The Xuan Beasts had attacked by everyone charging onto the battlefield and fighting chaotically. Jun Wu Yi had seen their weakness then. Now he had the army under his command, he was able to fix the problem and multiply the strength of the army by many folds!

The secret to becoming a successful general was always to find the best and most suitable strategy!

And Jun Wu Yi was able to do it, so his army was fighting especially fiercely today, despite the rushed arrangement!

Or else even if Jun Mo Xie had the idea to kill the Venerables, they couldn’t hold them of for long enough! But now, they were at least sort of stuck in some very tedious battle!

No matter the result, Jun Wu Yi’s strategy would be an exceptional success! It was flawless!

Success was never luck! And success from luck couldn’t last!

It even left Mei Xue Yan, who was watching at the side, feeling ashamed!

Jun Wu Yi was indeed a great talent in leading an army!

The most boast-worthy part was that he was able to ensure that the normally rowdy beasts silently got into the positions most suited to encircling the five Venerables.

It really puzzled Mei Xue Yan!

The beasts often got too excited when they were told that they were going into battle. With the commotion they usually caused, there was no way they could form the encirclement without being detected by the keen senses of a Venerable.

So Mei Xue Yan humbly asked after the battle and she was finally enlightened.

So it turned out that the beast kings had been crowding together to watch the battle rowdily. They squeezed with their shoulders and buttocks and gritted their teeth at each other trying to get the best view.

So when Jun Wu Yi received the signal from Jun Mo Xie, he suddenly thought of a wonderful plan. “Hey, of course it’s uncomfortable to all squeeze together. Why do you have to squeeze? There are three more vacant sides of the battlefield that allow for a good view. So go and find another spot. But be careful, don’t disturb the battle, else your good show will be gone…”

It was such a simple suggestion that spread out the beast kings in silence. As they wanted to watch the battle with the best view, all of them chose the spot that allowed themselves to see best. Naturally, when it was time for them to advance, they were already in the best position they could be.

Mei Xue Yan really admired Jun Wu Yi after knowing this…

No wonder he was the Blood General!

With just a one simple sentence, he was able to automatically position the countless Xuan Beasts and leave the five Venerables in such an awkward situation!

Very few could match his quick wit!

The situation on the battleground was changing subtly. It was intensifying!

The crazy attacks from the Xuan Beasts were not the main source of pressure for the five venerables. It was another man!

He didn’t participate in battle at all. All he did was yell continuously. He was like a very annoying fly. The Venerables wanted to kill him and grind him into meat paste before resurrecting him so that they could repeat the process thousands of times!

The only one who was worthy of the honorable description was obviously Jun Mo Xie!

He watched and pointed his fingers as he commented enthusiastically. What he said was torturing the Venerables’ patience…

“Damn it, Big Bear! You dummy, stop hitting Du Jue’s shoulder! Hit his crotch with your fat bear palms! Isn’t he called Du Jue? Let’s take away his father’s day¹ ! Yes, hit his buttocks just like how you would hit your own son! Destroy his asshole! Humiliate him even if you can’t kill him!…

“Nice punch, Careless Rock! Hit that hypocrite Hua Feng Wen’s eyes! Right, beat him until he looks like a panda… Damn! Aim and hit, you stupid lion! Isn’t it uncomfortable hitting his face? The skin on his face is so thick; aren’t you afraid that you might get killed by the recoil? You don’t know… maybe he has practiced the secret technique ‘Gold Face Iron Skin’…

“Long Crane… You… You… You have to change your technique! It’s the Venerable of the Edge of the World you’re facing! He can escape anytime ² !…

“How is it, Qu Wu Qing? Are you satisfied with the one-on-one battles? You just wait; we have so many beasts queuing to face you alone! I’m sure you will be satisfied! Hey, don’t stare at me, you dummy! Pay attention to defense! Are you trying to show off your big eyes, stupid old man?

“Zhen Ci Bei, looked at your old face! Damn, you look like an eggplant! I’m sure that your wrinkles will crush flies before they land on your face. Damn, you look so ugly like an eggplant that was reboiled and dried again… so disgusting… You are so old and you still want to fight! Of course I’m not against it, but at least make yourself more presentable? Even the Xuan Beasts feel disgusted by you… Look… Look, your face is getting red and you’re trembling! I know you acknowledge that you are too old for this… You look angry… Yes, I want to anger you to death… I want you have a heart attack…”

“Shameless! Shameless! So shameless…” Zhen Ci Bei was indeed trembling with a tomato red face. He hollered in fury as he felt his stomach about to explode…

“Shameless? Bastard! You’re the shameless one! All your ancestors are shameless!” Jun Mo Xie leaped up as if he were very angry. But it was followed by some strange laughs. “How dare you say that I am shameless? You are old granny drinking watery porridge while leaning on a wall! Ha! You don’t understand do you? Lemme teach you properly… old granny drinking watery porridge while leaning on a wall means sordid, shameless, and obscene ³ ! How’s that? I really infuriated you? No, you should focus on your moves; pay attention when you’re fighting… Damn, didn’t I just tell you and you are kicked on your buttocks… Hahaha…”

Needless to say, Jun Mo Xie was also very talented in cursing. He was like a machine gun that simply refused to stop. Mei Xue Yan was feeling tired for him, but he seemed to be enjoying it. He just went on and on…

It was like many flies were circling around the Venerables, frustrating them.

The Venerables regretted their decision to come. Couple with the anger from the death of Liu Qiu, the pressure from the beasts, and the threat from Mei Xue Yan, the relentless curses from the rascal were truly hurting their brain…

Mei Xue Yan was feeling slightly embarrassed. “Mo Xie, stop. It sounds so bad…”

Jun Mo Xie looked at her, puzzled. “What? Do you think I am so bored that I have to curse them as entertainment? Do you think we can contain them with this sort of formation? They are all Venerables! We have to deprive them of all their brain power to think of a proper strategy! Don’t you think what I am doing is very effective? Look at them, they are all so infuriated! Even gods can’t think properly with all this cursing…

“I’m battling do you know, my stupid little girl?” Jun Mo Xie laughed. “Your bro, I, will teach you how to kill even Venerables with my mouth!” Jun Mo Xie was losing control with his cursing. His mouth even went for Mei Xue Yan…

Mei Xue Yan was dazed by his unreasonable reasons and was maddened by what he said. She rolled her eyes at him and turned her face away. Even Mei Xue Yan who was mistakenly cursed felt so angry. Then what about the Venerables?

When she turned her head around, she realized that what Jun Mo Xie had said apparently made sense. The five were all so provoked they couldn’t even fend off the attacks, let alone think about strategies to escape. It was especially true for Zhen Ci Bei—he was so angered that his moves were becoming disoriented as his beard danced in the air messily…

With Jun Mo Xie’s provocation, the battle intensified further. Everyone used more strength and the sound of punches became more audible. The skins of the Xuan Beasts were thicker so they were not afraid of being beaten while the Venerables had developed a very strong defensive nature… soon, many on both sides were injured…

“Earth Cracker… don’t you know how to take advantage? Look at Zhen Ci Bei, that old egg plant who couldn’t even respond properly! Didn’t you see? Go get him! Hit his crotch and poke his backside… Oh yeah! Does it feel good, Zhen Ci Bei? Who asked you to be so arrogant? The collapsing mountain didn’t get you, but I will anger you to death today!

“Beat Zhen Ci Bei until he can’t recognize his mother! He can never be arrogant again! He will look in the mirror and ask who that is because no matter from which angle he looks, he will look like a pig. So he will become so worried that he will immediately go home to ask his mother. His mother will say, ‘Gosh, my son, how did you become a pig?’”

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