Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

Solitary Eagle raised his head and looked unmovingly at the ceiling, completely motionless like a statue. But no one knew that this Old Eagle was actually rolling his eyes with all his might…

Those who knew Jun Mo Xie more closely, like Li You Ran, Tang Yuan, Mo Wu Dao etc, were all lost for words as their temples twitched heavily… Among them, Fatty Tang Yuan was the most exaggerated. He directly choked on his breath when he heard this and descended into a violent coughing fit… It was as if he had suddenly gotten a fierce asthma attack, and he coughed until his fats wobbled like a turbulent sea…

This was simply the greatest joke they had ever heard in their lives… When it came to oppressing people and acting tyrannically, there didn’t seem to be anyone who committed more of such crimes than Young Master Jun in the whole of Tian Xiang City. Only god knew how that fellow managed to say those words without even blushing at all…

But Jun Mo Xie truly did not feel like there was any need for him to feel any embarrassment at all. Why should this Evil Monarch be ashamed? When has this Seat bullied anyone innocent? Even the time when I first lost my virginity in this world was due to someone drugging me… Although it’s a little overboard to say this, but it’s actually the truth…

As for before that… what does that have anything to do with me…

“Thou shalt not oppress and bully the innocent; that is the first rule that my Evil Monarch Manor has set for the pugilistic world!” Jun Mo Xie said slowly.

“Secondly, thou shalt not harass or torment the commoners!” Jun Mo Xie rolled his eyes and continued. “The commoners already have a hard enough life. Us martial practitioners should behave in a righteous and chivalrous manner, for the country and the people… If we who are strong use our strength to torment the weak, we are worse than pigs or dogs! So, whoever dares to violate this rule will be killed without mercy!”

“The third rule, thou shalt not…”

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“The rules mentioned above will be our Evil Monarch Manor’s Nine Death Laws! Whoever violates them will be chased down by our Evil Monarch Manor no matter where they are hiding! Even if the backing behind you is more powerful, it will not save you! So, may everyone please take note. I do not wish for our Evil Monarch Manor’s hands will be stained with you, your relatives’, or your Sect’s blood!”

After a listing a long string of laws, Jun Mo Xie established nine laws that could not be violated.

The Nine Death Laws!

“In addition, this Seat will take the opportunity to talk to everyone about the serious matter of the ‘Evil Monarch Order’.” Jun Mo Xie waved his hands, and a huge patch of misty cloud-like substance suddenly appeared. The air trembled, and after a short moment, the cloud turned into a strange diagram.

In the middle of the diagram, was a huge ‘Order’ character. On the top, was the word ‘Evil’! And emblazoned on the sides were numerous swords and sabers, intertwining into a large ‘Kill’ character!

“This is the token of my Evil Monarch Manor, the Evil Monarch Order! If anyone takes out this order and shows it to you, I hope that everyone… can give me some face!” Jun Mo Xie turned his eyes onto the crowd, and his piercing gaze swept across everyone’s faces!

“Whoever is willing to give me face, I will naturally also give him some face…” Jun Mo Xie said lightly. “But if that person refuses to give me face… Ai, I’m a pretty nice person, except my temper is a little bad. And I also have the bad habit of needing to seek revenge for the smallest grievances… we are only humans… who doesn’t have some flaws and bad habits…”

Jun Mo Xie shook his head and sighed heavily, seemingly very dissatisfied with his flaws…

A threat!

This was definitely a threat!

A bare and naked threat!

This was undoubtedly saying that all the heroes in the world were expected to obey the orders of the Evil Monarch Manor!

Those who don’t… would be executed!

“Does anyone have any questions? Any opinions?” Jun Mo Xie asked with a faint smile. His demeanor was warm and casual, and he seemed to be asking in a sincere manner.

The crowd looked at each other, unable to reply.

Many people even directly looked at Mo Wu Dao, Xi Ruo Chen and the others from the three Holy Lands! This Evil Monarch Manor was behaving so overbearingly right now, aren’t you going to say anything? What happened to your domineering attitudes?

Unexpectedly, Mo Wu Dao and the rest actually did not say a single word and continued sitting quietly on the chairs. It was as if they didn’t hear Jun Mo Xie’s words. Xi Ruo Chen and Huyan Ao Bo had their heads lowered and their brows furrowed with deep thought. Ony Mo Wu Dao raised his eyes slightly and gave a hidden glance to a person in the back, seemingly transmitting some kind of message…

“So no one has an opinion? That means that everyone agrees then. Haha, looks like everyone’s sense of righteousness is quite strong too.” Jun Mo Xie laughed happily and said. “In that case, this matter is settled…”

“Wait!” A loud voice rang out as a stalwart bearded man stood up. This person belonged to a subordinate family under the Elusive World of Immortals. This was a person who was used to having his way in the Xuan Xuan Continent, often behaving in an overbearing manner. At this time, he finally could not bear it and stood up.

And his courage came precisely from that single glance from Mo Wu Dao!

That glance had clearly indicated Mo Wu Dao’s intentions!

Although Palace Lord Mo hadn’t said anything, he had already given him a clear hint. Since the three Holy Lands were backing him, he naturally needed to display his own sincerity.

At this moment, no one else had the courage to stand out. It was a great opportunity for him to stand out!

In any case, there were so many people here, and even the three Palace Lords of the Holy Lands were sitting there. He was also a guest that was invited here, so no matter how insane this Jun Mo Xie is, no matter how evil he was, no matter how unreasonable… he couldn’t possibly kill him here, right?

Thinking of that, he stood up with a shua sound and puffed out his chest in a righteous and indignant manner!

“You have an opinion?” Jun Mo Xie asked with a light and warm smile.

“Indeed!” The bearded man raised his chin and snorted. “We…”

“Sir’s words are rather inappropriate. There’s only a ‘you’ here! You can’t represent the rest, only yourself!”

Jun Mo Xie said in an affable tone. “I seem to have mentioned just now, that I’m a rather narrow minded person. I actually hate listening to differing opinions the most. So, there’s no need for you to continue speaking. There’s no purpose, and it’s a waste of my time.”

The bearded man was just about to speak again, when he felt a sudden chill travelling down his spine. Taking half a step back, he cried out, “I…”

“You may die!” Jun Mo Xie stretched out his jade-white hands and grabbed through the air. There were over 30 zhang of distance between the two, but Jun Mo Xie simply clenched his fists in front of his chest. Before the bearded fellow could say another word, his head had exploded, shattering into tiny pieces!

His head had actually been squeezed until it burst from a long distance away!

Blood flew everywhere, and the crisp sound of the head bursting apart rang out in everyone’s heart!

“Who else disagrees? Or rather… who else does not approve of the way my Evil Monarch Manor does things? You’re welcome to voice your opinions bravely.” Jun Mo Xie said in a sincere tone. “Apart from that tiny flaw in my character, I’m a very reasonable person! I’m actually pretty good at accepting others’ opinions. If anyone has any questions, please don’t keep it inside your heart. If there are any issues, we should discuss it together, shouldn’t we? If I was the one who was wrong, I naturally won’t insist stubbornly on my methods. I will definitely… accept good advice as naturally as a river follows its course…”

The crowd looked at the kind and magnanimous expression on his face, and back again at the cold and headless corpse beside them. In that moment, they only felt an intense chill in their hearts!

Who would dare to believe your bullsh*t?!

F*ck! You have the face to call yourself a righteous leader like this? What kind of ‘accepting good advice as naturally as a river follows its course’ is this?

The other person hadn’t even managed to say anything before he was killed by you…

“Eh? What’s going on?” Jun Mo Xie furrowed his brows and pointed at that corpse. “Why did this hero suddenly kill himself? Could it be that he’s unhappy with our reception here?”

Everyone was at a complete loss for words!

Suddenly killed himself…

You’re the one who suddenly commited suicide!

His entire family commited suicide suddenly!

Of course, the crowd only dared to think these thoughts in their hearts. No one dared to voice it out!

“Zhang Da Niu! What kind of small captain are you? You didn’t even see the guest commiting suicide? Why are you still standing there stupidly?” Jun Mo Xie barked. “Quickly go and investigate the truth!”

Zhang Da Niu had a bitter look on his face as he hurriedly nodded and ran out. After a moment of investigation, he returned and reported loudly. “Reporting to Manor Lord, this friend had been too excited and agitated after hearing the Manor Lord’s grand plans. As a result, too much blood rushed to his head and he ended up bursting his brains with too much happiness…”

“Ah, so that’s how it is! A passionate man ah…” Jun Mo Xie sighed in a heartfelt manner. “Arrange an elaborate funeral for him…”

“Yes!” Zhang Da Niu waved his hand and called over a few men, quickly carrying the body out. After that, a few servants ran in and cleaned the whole area up in a swift and well practiced manner…

A passionate man, ah…

Everyone in the crowd did not know whether they should laugh or cry as they heard this conclusion.

Too agitated and excited, blood rushed to his head and his brains burst from happiness… There’s actually such a method of justification?! This… was too ridiculous right? Couldn’t they have come up with a better story?

“Naturally, justice is in the hearts of man! Even within the Evil Monarch Manor, anyone who commits crimes in violation of the law will be punished heavily!” Jun Mo Xie said lightly. “From now on, the Evil Monarch Order be sent out in all four directions, appearing in the pugilistic world once a month! These Orders will be held by eight people together, with two people heading in each direction: North, South, East and West! The holders of the Order must not kill indiscriminately or abuse their power! If they have to kill someone, they must conduct a thorough investigation and submit a comprehensive written report after that as well. If there are any discrepancies or evidence of a misuse of power, the holder of the Order may also face death!

“So, although it is the Evil Monarch Order, it has the ability to bring about a time of peace and stability to the world!” Jun Mo Xie said in a serious tone. “Evil Monarch Court, focus on monitoring this matter! If there are any incidents of any wrongful killings, the murderers will be required to pay with their lives!”

Hearing this, everyone heaved a sigh of relief in their hearts. If it was like this, things would at least be a little easier to accept…

We’re just worried that you people will go around killing wantonly!

Everyone discussed for a long time, and after seeing that the three Holy Lands didn’t seem to have any intentions of doing anything, they could only agree helplessly for the time being. In any case, it was just a nod of the head. There weren’t any formal written agreements, or any corresponding mandatory precautionary measure…

So the crowd did not worry too much.

Truthfully, most of them were thinking: If we refused to acknowledge this thing after we returned, what can you do about it? The mountain is high, and the king is far away. Although your Evil Monarch Manor is powerful, could it tend to so many things as well? You may be able to kill one or two people, but can you slaughter all the Xuan cultivators in the world? Even if we really gave you a status in name, you still can’t do anything to me…

“Since nobody has any objections, this matter is settled then.” Jun Mo Xie said with a sly smile. Following that, his gaze turned heavy as he continued: “And everyone, please remember one thing. I, Jun Mo Xie, am not joking about this matter. This is actually a good point of me which I’m quite proud of…”

After saying that, he smiled and ended his speech.

Following that, the feast began in full force! With the lively atmosphere and the excellent wine, most people directly threw this matter to the back of their heads…