Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

This… such a close shave was definitely the most dangerous in Young Master Jun’s two lives combined! He would probably never encounter something like that in the future no matter how long he may live! Could this be considered unprecedented and unsurpassable too?!

Huge droplets of sweat the size of beans appeared on Young Master Jun’s head… In that moment, he even forgot about the pain in his crotch from the kick before…

The Miao Xiao Miao in his arms finally came to herself again. She suddenly felt exceedingly embarrassed and tried to climb up…

With that struggle, the sword shook again, and his thing…. felt another wave of chilly cold. Jun Mo Xie’s heard shuddered and he panicked anew…

Quickly hugging her tightly, he stammered repeatedly. “Don’t… don’t move… please don’t move…”

Please don’t move ah… If you move any more, even if we’re together in the future, it will be a sex-less marriage. You will be miserable, and I will be even more miserable…

“En.” Miao Xiao Miao made a soft sound in her throat and buried her head into Young Master Jun’s chest. In that moment, she only felt her heartbeat accelerating, and her body grew warm, as if she were about to melt into a puddle…

The weather was originally already very hot, and when she laid down on her bed in the room, she only had a single piece of translucent white pajamas on. And a moment ago, this guy had even stuck his hand under her shirt… Right now, she could practically be said to be almost naked in front of him. This Young Lady Miao who had never experienced the affairs of grown couples became so embarrassed that she nearly fainted again…

But this nice smelling guy still refused to let her move…

That… from the looks of it, he probably hasn’t hugged to his fill yet… Although she was exceedingly shy right now, Miao Xiao Miao still treasured the intimacy that she’d gained with great effort. Thus, she simply tucked her face into his chest, sinking into his arms like a little bird hiding in its nest…

But at the same time, she felt an exceedingly strange thing. Her heart was beating extremely quickly, but… Why is his heart… beating even faster than mine?

Could he be feeling shy as well? This… isn’t quite possible right? He’s a man after all…

What Miao Xiao Miao didn’t know was that Young Master Jun’s heart was beating so fast because of fear! With an extremely sharp blade resting against his thing, any man would feel scared… Right now, his heart was only beating quickly. But a moment ago, it’d directly skipped a beat!

After some time, Young Master Jun finally calmed himself down and he regained some strength in his hands. Using both his hands and his feet, he inched his body backward…

Using one hand, he carefully took the sword from her jade-like hand…

When Miao Xiao Miao felt her lover “very gently” touching her hand, she finally remembered the sword that was originally in her grasp… gasping with shock, she turned downward, and saw that the sword was positioned just nice… at the very center…

In that instant, the two’s body hurriedly separated, and a loud ripping sound appeared as a large gash appeared on Young Master Jun’s pants, revealing his fair and tender skin…

Miao Xiao Miao’s face turned red in an instant. She wasn’t like Little Beansprout, who was completely oblivious to the matters between a man and a woman. In an instant, she realized what had happened… Looking at Young Master Jun’s mortified face, which was still filled with lingering fear as if he’d just survived a huge battle with his mortal enemy, she felt somewhat apologetic. But at the same time, she could not help but to find the situation exceedingly funny. Finally with a pu sound, she burst out laughing…

Jun Mo Xie finally managed to breathe now that the distance had been pulled apart. He’d finally managed to rescue his little brother from the mouth of the tiger… Little Mo Xie, you’ve suffered a great scare today…

After letting loose a breath of relief, he heard Miao Xiao Miao’s laughter. Without thinking, he slapped his hand on her plump bottom and snorted. “You can still laugh now? That kick of your, and that sword nearly turned me into a specialized servant in the palace! If I really became a eunuch, I’ll see how you’ll cry…”

With that slap, he felt his hands sinking into the soft fleshy skin, and he could not help but squeeze instinctively. This feeling was too comfortable, too addictive ah…

Miao Xiao Miao only felt a strange numbness on her rear, and an indescribable sensation bloomed in her heart… Only now did she understand what that strange feeling she’d felt in her dream was. So it turned out it was this fellow messing with her…

Miao Xiao Miao could not help but tremble lightly when she thought of this. But in the next instant, she heard Little Beansprout giggling madly at the side… unable to hide her embarrassment, she hurriedly crawled up and in her anxiousness, she nearly fell again. After standing up again, she pulled on her clothes in a frenzied manner. But the more she panicked, the more she floundered, and she nearly wore the wrong clothes. For some reason, the skirt suddenly wouldn’t go on…

Turning around, she saw Jun Mo Xie looking at her body with wide eyes and a gaping mouth. In her embarrassment, she nearly burst into tears as she pointed and stammered. “Y-you… you… you’re still looking? Quick… quickly turn away…”

Jun Mo Xie came to his senses and unconsciously turned around. At the same instant, he cursed internally. F*ck… why did I turn around? If I turn around… doesn’t it mean that I can’t see?

In the instant that he turned around, he immediately turned back again. But by then, Miao Xiao Miao had already pulled on her long dress. That slender and exquisite body had already been completely hidden under the snow white dress once again. Seeing this, he couldn’t help but sigh lightly with regret…

At this time, the intense feeling in his crotch appeared once again. With the dangers removed, Young Master Jun no longer cared about his image as he grabbed his thing and groaned in a pathetic manner…

One had to say, that that kick was really too… powerful… because his little Mo Xie had been in precarious danger just now, the intense fright had caused him to temporarily forget about the pain. But now that the danger was gone, the pain had arrived again all at once!

The fabled ‘greatest pain for a man’… was indeed well deserving of its reputation!

Seeing the intense pain on his face, how could Miao Xiao Miao still be concerned with her own shyness? Remembering the power in that kick of hers… she couldn’t help but become worried. Was it really very painful? Walking to him tentatively, she asked: “You… are you okay?”

“Okay?” Young Master Jun gritted his teeth and said, “It’d be strange if I’m okay!”

“Who asked you to so suddenly… t-that was a natural reaction…” Miao Xiao Miao only just recalled the embarrassing situation earlier, and she could not help but to pout with a red face as she muttered in a wronged manner. “You can’t blame me…”

Jun Mo Xie groaned heavily and nearly fainted…

If I didn’t do that… would you be able to wake up so quickly? To think that it’d become my fault instead…

At this time, Little Beansprout who ‘understood the situation very well’ hurriedly ran up and whispered in Miao Xiao Miao’s ears as she recounted the whole series of events clearly…

The more she heard, the redder Miao Xiao Miao’s face became as she bit her lips lightly. So it turned out that he had done that to save me… it wasn’t because he was a pervert… even though, she wouldn’t mind if he did that with other intentions as well…

Seeing the two girls whispering secretly together, Jun Mo Xie released a long, painful breath. At the same time, he hugged his crotch with worry. That kick… wouldn’t have caused any damage right? F*ck, that was so painful! This daddy is a Saint Emperor! No matter what, I shouldn’t be that weak right…

It seemed that Saint Emperors were people as well. And as long as one was a man, that area would never be too strong!

While the two girls were off to one corner whispering, Young Master Jun secretly opened his pants. After a round of thorough examination, he finally loosed a sigh of relief. From the looks of it, his little Mo Xie was still intact. Using his hand to probe it a little, he bloomed it once and saw that there was the appropriate reaction. Finally, he managed to set his mind at ease. But at the same time, he felt a bit of lingering fear in his heart… that part… was a little bruised and swollen…

Jun Mo Xie hurriedly transferred the purest Spiritual Qi to that area, infusing it with great fervency. Finally, the pain lessened, and the bruise began to disappear. Fortunately, this was the number one cultivation technique in the world, the Art of Unlocking Heaven’s Fortune. Other techniques would likely not be able to train that area at all…

Smiling with satisfaction, he shook his little brother a few times and stuffed it back into his pants. Then, in order to hide the tear on his pants, he pulled his robe down and hid it. F*ck, this daddy actually ended up wearing an open crotch pants today because of you. If others come to know about it, where will the face of this Otherworldly Evil Monarch be placed…

His thoughts were suddenly interrupted because Young Master Jun suddenly realized that there were two great beauties staring at him with their mouths wide open, as if they were looking at an alien… It turned out that all his actions earlier of fiddling with his little brother had all been seen by them…

“What are you looking at? Haven’t you seen one before…” Young Master Jun’s face was naturally extremely thick. Without a change in expression, he stood up and walked two steps, testing the sensation…

Miao Xiao Miao turned her head around, her face completely red, completely not daring to look at him. Why is this fellow so obscene… Even if I don’t mind, you still can’t be like that… It’s bright daylight right now… even if you want to do this, you should have waited until night…

As for Little Beansprout, she nodded innocently. “I really haven’t seen one before… that thingy is so ugly…”

Young Master Jun felt as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning…

Rolling his eyes, he ignored her. He’d never heard of anyone evaluating that thing by beauty… if a flower grew there instead… en, that would be the back…

At this time, a voice rang out from the bottom. “Brat surnamed Mo! Since Xiao Miao is already awake, what are you still doing up there? Hurry up and scram down here!”

When Miao Xiao Miao awoke, that shrill scream of hers had thoroughly caused everyone waiting below to relax! As for him being up there for so long after that… most of the old fellows did not really care. After all, the longer he stayed, the better things would proceed in the future…

Those with more carefree mindsets directly sat down nearby and began to chat and drink tea. Some of the elders were already instructing the servants to continue their preparations for the birthday party tomorrow…

“Go down? That sounds really simple ah. How am I supposed to go down?” Jun Mo Xie mumbled with some annoyance. “This brother’s pants is already torn with a such a big hole down there. How can I go down? And those two lasses are staring at me so closely; even if I want to go into the Hongjun Pagoda, it’s impossible to do that. If I walked down the stairs from the top like that, those old fogies will really get an eyeful…”