Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Panda Novel

In the depths of the ancient ruins…

What the researchers call “the ancient sword tomb”…

It should have been an extremely tragic ancient battlefield tens of millions of years ago.

Explorers and researchers once excavated a large number of broken and bizarre-shaped corpses there, which seemed to be combinations of humans and monsters.

Some had human bodies but the internal structure of crustaceans.

Some seemed to have a large number of anemone-like tentacles bursting out of their human body cavities.

Some were giant insects with human faces, or as Wu Haibo once shared with Meng Chao, crystal-clear human bodies that seemed to be carved out of crystal.

Of course, there were also many races similar to the one in the Other World—elves, dwarves, orcs, ogres, vampires, and metal dragons.

However, other than the crystal corpses, a majority of the rest had become extremely fragile after being eroded for tens of millions of years.

The moment the ancient ruins were opened, they almost instantly turned into dust and disappeared with the wind.

Even though they still maintained a vivid appearance when the explorers found them, they would lose all their colors and become extremely dull within minutes. Like sand sculptures at high tide, they would quickly crumble into black and white dust on the ground.

Even a large number of war machines from the immemorial era had become rusty and brittle. They would shatter with a touch.

Only the most sturdy cold weapons made of crystals and super alloys could barely resist the erosion of time.

They had been inserted into the ancient battlefield in all directions, like thin and long tombstones.

At first glance, other than the mysterious and complicated runes carved on their surfaces, these cold weapons were not much different from the swords of the people on Earth.

However, using a high-magnification microscope, one could see countless layers of what looked like microchips in the cross section of the broken ancient cold weapons.

If the most advanced single-molecule cutting technology of Earth’s people was used to peel the cold weapons layer by layer, one would be able to see dense and intricate gullies that looked like circuit boards.

The diameter of the gullies was much smaller than a nanometer scale.

Spirit energy surged inside and could form hundreds of different spirit magnetic fields in an instant.

It meant that at least a hundred kinds of extremely powerful and unique skills were hidden in the cold weapons.

In fact, many of the “ultimate skills” and “profound mysteries” that the people of Dragon City were practicing at the moment had been analyzed from the ancient divine weapons.

However, there were still a lot of materials for the refinement of the ancient divine weapons that were too special and hard, and the thousands of ‘circuit diagrams’ that were hidden inside were too thin and precise. With the technological level of the Earthlings, they were still unable to analyze them.

Therefore, the relic research institute sealed them up in a protective manner. They were no longer being dissected and analyzed in a destructive manner. Instead, they were left for the descendants of the more developed civilizations to study.

Of course, the heroes who had made outstanding contributions to the ancient ruins research center, the explorers, researchers, and testers who had made outstanding contributions to the ancient ruins research center, or the outstanding individuals who had astonishing talents in the field of psionic martial arts could still enter the ancient sword tomb after being approved, amidst the hundreds of thousands of ancient divine weapons, Meng Chao quietly sensed the extremely violent aura of destruction that had remained for thousands of years, or even hundreds of millions of years ago.

In the past half year, Meng Chao had cultivated in the ancient sword tomb for hundreds of hours.

He had deeply felt the power, profundity, and mystery of the ancient divine weapons.

He had gradually grasped the method of absorbing the destructive power of the ancient divine weapons and fusing it into his own vitality magnetic field to infinitely strengthen his own battle intent.

At this moment, Meng Chao was operating the magnetic levitation power and sitting cross-legged in the middle of the ancient sword tomb above hundreds of ancient divine weapons.

His eyes were slightly closed, and his expression was solemn as he silently activated the last picture of the memory fragments from his previous life.

He allowed the apocalyptic fire that destroyed Dragon City to stimulate his brain cells and nerve endings, causing his life magnetic field to boil like magma.

Spirit energy ripples that could be seen with the naked eye were released from his body.

They were neither light nor heavy, as if they were injecting energy and soul into the ancient divine weapons. The runes engraved on the swords and sabers from billions of years ago were all emitting a dark light. Some of them were long, some were shrill, and some were low.

Something incredible happened.

The ancient divine weapons also emitted wisps of spirit energy-like smoke.

It was as if the ancient vicious souls attached to the blades and swords were awakened by Meng Chao. Through his vitality magnetic field, they continuously expanded and surged into his body.

Meng Chao’s breathing was long, as if he had entered a deep sleep.

However, his eyeballs were rapidly rotating. It was as if he was in an endless nightmare, engaged in a bloody battle with the ancient demonic creatures from billions of years ago.

When his vitality magnetic field surged to its limit, his skin even cracked without any warning.

It was as if the injuries he received in the nightmare were all reflected back to reality.

However, his cell’s self-healing ability was ten times stronger than half a year ago, causing the cracked wound to stop bleeding automatically within a few minutes. The scabs and crusts peeled off, revealing fresh and tougher flesh and blood.

Meng Chao resonated with the archaic divine weapon for a full hour before he spat out a mouthful of foul air that looked like a bloody arrow and slowly opened his eyes.

The depths of his eyes shone brilliantly, as if there were tens of millions of stars shining.

His gaze was like lightning as it entwined around a heavy golden saber that was inserted diagonally into the ancient divine weapon.

This was the golden tooth saber that the Underground Emperor, Jin Wanhao had relied on to dominate the Lair.

It had also been reforged by the most brilliant refiners of Dragon City and fused with Meng Chao’s original main weapon, the Blood Soul Saber.

The Blood Soul Saber was made of the crystal marrow condensed from millions of tons of red jade in the crimson jade lode under Raging Waves Mountain.

During the battle of the Lair, the blade of the Blood Soul Saber had been riddled with holes and broken into pieces.

However, the surging spirit energy contained in the blood jade marrow was far from exhausted.

Meng Chao simply asked a skilled craftsman to disassemble the blood jade marrow. Then, he recast the appearance and inlay holes of the Golden Tooth Saber, using the blood jade marrow as its core.

Apart from that, the brand-new battle saber had also fused with a large amount of materials from Apocalyptic Beasts.

The back of the saber was covered with jagged fangs, and the body of the saber was covered with a layer of dense golden scales.

This made the entire saber even thicker, fiercer, and more savage.

Rather than calling it a saber and relying on its sharpness to kill the enemy, it was better to say that it was a combination of a war hammer and a demon subduing pestle. A full-strength attack was enough to break the tendons, bones, and internal organs of any enemy hiding in any armor or shell, it could even directly turn into meat paste.

In addition, Dragon City’s top rune master, along with the ancient rune expert of the ancient ruins research center, had carved more than ten densely packed layers of runes on the inside of the saber, making the saber come with more than ten kinds of sure-kill skills.

Plus, Meng Chao had inserted this saber at the center of the ancient sword tomb for a full three months at the cost of testing the various projects of the ancient ruins research center. After absorbing the murderous and destructive aura of the ancient divine weapons around it, it was filled with an ancient and primitive feeling… a mysterious feeling.

Even Luo Wu, the Soul Breaking Saber, a peak Heaven Realm expert, could not stop praising this heavy saber, which was known as the Golden Tooth Blood Soul Saber.

It was more than enough to be used by most of the Heaven Realm experts.

For the past half year, Meng Chao had been suppressing his realm and did not use the Golden Tooth Blood Soul Saber too much.

On one hand, he did not want to rely too much on the strength of the weapon. He still wanted to improve his combat ability to the maximum by training crazily.

On the other hand, the Golden Tooth Blood Soul Saber was an out-and-out ultimate weapon. The slightest spirit energy input would release an overwhelming killing intent.

Even its previous owner, A’Ji, was secretly amazed when he saw it. Meng Chao, who was not in the four-star level of spirit enhancement, could use it freely.

However, today was obviously different.

Meng Chao withdrew his gaze from the Golden Tooth Blood Soul Saber, which was covered in golden flames and bloody rays.

He looked at the rows of gene medicine in front of him.

More than ten tubes of gene medicine that were emitting faint fluorescence had just been opened. When they came into contact with the air, they immediately bubbled up like boiling water.

There was also a strange fragrance that assailed one’s nostrils, causing every cell in one’s body to become agitated.

These gene medicine were the most expensive top-grade items in the Supernatural Tower.

They even included the top-grade items in Battle God Lei Zongchao’s private collection.

This was because some of the ingredients needed to refine the gene medicine had long been harvested by humans. There was no way to refine a second batch.

However, Meng Chao’s gaze did not linger on the gene medicine that could be exchanged for resources and could be used to arm a special forces unit for a long time.

Instead, after a quick scan, it stopped on the last pale golden gene medicine.

This was the spinal fluid extract of the Apocalyptic Beast, Demon Mountain.

From the body of the gigantic Apocalyptic Beast, Demon Mountain, he extracted dozens of kilograms of spinal fluid. After repeated refinement, he only managed to extract three spinal fluid essences.

Meng Chao was lucky enough to obtain one of the tubes thanks to the battle achievements he had obtained during the battle of the Lair and the astonishing potential he had displayed after breaking through to the Heaven Realm.

He held the spinal cord essence of the Apocalyptic Beast in his hand, as if he was holding the entire spinal cord of Demon Mountain.

Then, he raised his neck and drank it all in one gulp.

Bang!

The Apocalyptic Beast, Demon Mountain, seemed to have entered his esophagus, stomach tubes, and internal organs through his throat.

Taking advantage of the burning sensation, Meng Chao quickly grabbed all the gene medicines and swallowed them without any hesitation.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

More than ten gene medicines crashed into his body like a dozen waves in different directions, giving off a thundering roar.

Every cell of his was like an overloaded engine, emitting a screeching sound and spurting out waves of blazing spirit energy.

Any superhuman would be courting death if they tried to break through to a new level in such a dangerous way.

However, before the effects of the drug were fully triggered, Meng Chao had spent nearly a million contribution points on his limbs and bones.

When he had devoured a large amount of Hell Blood in the battle of the Lair, his nerves, veins, and spirit meridians had been expanded by the violent spirit energy of hundreds of ferocious Hell Beasts.

After training with Lei Zongchao for the past six months, he had gained a deeper understanding of how to control the surging spirit energy.

The various black technology tests of the ancient ruins research center had greatly improved the toughness and willpower of his flesh and blood.

Together with the healing arts that he had exchanged for contribution points, his cells had been stimulated to heal themselves at an exponential rate.

Meng Chao actually forcibly controlled more than a dozen “waves”, allowing them to gradually fuse together and follow his will, moving in the same direction.