Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Panda Novel

Meng Chao and the Wolf King exerted their strength at the same time.

Their hands and feet that clung tightly to the deck instantly turned into eight phantoms, vibrating at a high frequency.

Although they had already run out of ammunition and food during the previous fierce battle, the nature of the deck had completely changed.

The deck that was filled with cobwebs and cracks had long become a dangerous wall that could collapse upon contact.

Only extremely weak spirit energy gushed out from their palms and the soles of their feet.

Just before the monster with the head of a bull, the body of a bear, and the wings of an eagle landed a lightning strike, the deck was shattered into pieces, revealing two huge holes.

Meng Chao and the Wolf King immediately fell from the holes.

From the ‘Fossil Museum’, they fell into the lower cabin where they could not see their own fingers.

Although they couldn’t see their surroundings clearly.

They had finally gotten rid of the monster’s killing intent that was like an iron wall.

The monster roared above their heads, and its fist strength increased without any decrease. It followed behind them like a heat-seeking missile.

The two of them were still falling, and they had nowhere to borrow strength from. However, they attacked at the same time and gave each other a fierce kick.

The kick happened to hit the soles of each other’s feet. With the help of the rebound force, they were sent flying far away, allowing them to pass through the monster’s terrifying fist power.

Boom!

The Monster’s power completely hit the second deck.

A series of crystal-clear fireballs like red grapes were created.

Like a meteor shower, they smashed down on the second deck, leaving thousands of holes and collapsing the entire deck.

Meng Chao and the Wolf King continued to fall.

After the monster’s punch penetrated two layers of the deck, its momentum did not decrease. It penetrated the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh layers of the deck.

Meng Chao and the Wolf King could only clench their teeth and resign themselves to fate. They allowed the aftermath of the storm to push them into the depths of an unpredictable fate.

Finally —

After piercing through seven layers of the deck in one breath, the two fell into a sticky, stagnant, and scalding substance that was between honey, grease, and melted asphalt. Only then did they manage to stop their fall.

However, this “Scalding asphalt”seemed to have a life of its own. It turned into thousands of hungry bugs that crawled into their bodies through their seven orifices and wounds.

Meng Chao opened his eyes wide and wanted to roar.

However, he poured a lot of ‘honey, oil, and hot asphalt’into his mouth and gulped them down dozens of times. He could not stop at all!

However, when the mysterious liquid wrapped his body, his skin was burning and stinging like needles. After it was poured into his body, the taste was unexpected. It was a hundred times sweeter than honey.

Without the need for his stomach to squirm, the mysterious liquid turned into super small molecules that penetrated the stomach and intestines, seeped into his blood system, and was carried into his limbs, bones, internal organs, extraordinary meridians, and even the cerebral cortex by the rushing blood plasma, each of the crisscrossed sulci of the brain flowed like a clear stream flowing through the mountain stream, making a happy sound.

“This is…”

Meng Chao felt an indescribable satisfaction and satisfaction in the depths of his body.

He felt that his cells, which had been damaged and withered during the fierce battle just now, had been refilled by the mysterious liquid. They had become crystal clear and full of vitality.

The dried blood vessels and charred nerves were originally like trees that had been struck by lightning. After burning fiercely, they curled up into a black ball and lost their vitality.

At this moment, it was as if they had received the nourishment of spring rain. From the black roots of the tree, fresh green sprouts grew again!

This kind of tender sprouts broke out of the ground and grew vigorously in his body. They were filled with vitality and hope. Meng Chao had only experienced this once when he had just been reborn and the “Flame seed”had exploded in the depths of his brain.

After countless times of training, replenishing gene reagents, and the great battle where he had narrowly escaped death… he had never felt it so intensely:

I’m still alive.

Life is so beautiful.

It’s worth giving everything to enjoy, defend, and fight!

“This is the secret medicine of the Witch Doctor!”

“Hu Lang”kanus danced in the mysterious liquid and struggled with all his might. Half of his face finally surfaced, and he let out an ecstatic cry, “It’s the secret medicine of the Witch Doctor thousands of years ago, stored in the depths of the sacred mountain temple, trying to obtain the blessing of the ancestral spirit!”

Meng Chao suddenly understood.

The Wolf King had once told him that the environment of the sacred mountain of Tulan was very special.

In the words of the high-level orcs, this was the resting place of the ancestral spirits and heroes, blessed by the gods and blessed by the ancestors.

The weapons, armor, materials, secret medicine, and even the warriors who had been training here for a long time, as long as they could survive the trials of the ancestral spirits, there was a chance for them to be reborn.

From the perspective of the people of Dragon City, this place was probably a blessed land where spiritual veins gathered, spiritual qi was abundant, and spiritual magnetic interference was extremely strong.

Any material stored here, whether organic or inorganic, would be a hundred times faster than other places in the other world, and ten thousand times faster than the speed of earth, undergoing mutations at the molecular or even atomic level.

Such changes might accelerate the depletion or even depletion of the material.

But it was also possible to make the material sturdier and stronger so that it would carry more energy at the atomic level!

Thus, thousands of years ago, the Tulan Orcs loved to refine them into secret medicines and weapons filled with impurities when they did not have the technology to refine genetic medicines and weapons like the Earthlings did, they stored them in the sacred mountain temple.

They looked forward to the ancestral spirit’s blessing, which would help them remove the impurities and raise the grade of the secret medicines and weapons.

In other words, the secret medicines that were currently wrapped around Meng Chao and the Wolf King had been stored in the sealed sacred mountain temple for at least 3,000 years. They had also quietly fermented, condensed, crystallized, and sublimated for a whole 3,000 years!

Imagine a barrel of fragrant fine wine being stored in a blessed land filled with spiritual energy. It would be buried deep underground for at least 3,000 years before it would be dug out and broken into pieces.

What a mellow, crystal-like, and infinitely delicious nectar it would be!

Not to mention, it was far more than just a barrel now, but half of the pond. The concentration was extremely high. 3,000 years ago, only the most powerful warriors of the five major clans were qualified to take the top-quality secret medicine in small doses, meng Chao and Wolf King could squander it all they wanted!

Such a luxury, not to mention the chiefs of the Horn of destruction and the blade of fury.

Nor was it enjoyed by the corporations of Dragon City who owned private pharmaceutical factories and advanced biochemical laboratories.

Even the grand priest of Holy Light, who sat high in the splendid temple of Holy Light and was enveloped by the ocean of light all day long, could not enjoy such a luxury.

That was because neither the orc chiefs, the corporations of Dragon City, nor the priests of Holy Light had the patience and conditions to wait for a certain top-tier secret medicine that contained powerful energy to brew silently for three thousand years!

“I see!

“So, this is the luck and opportunity of ‘Jackal’kanus!

“This is the secret of the evolution of the ‘Ghoul dog’into the ‘Doomsday Wolf’in my previous life!

“This is a spherical space with curved walls and a smooth surface without any seams. It looks like a liquid fuel tank for a large-scale transportation vehicle, but the orc sorcerers thousands of years ago treated it as a storage room for secret medicines.

“According to the analysis from the height of the fuel tank, if the fuel tank was filled with secret medicines in the beginning, after three thousand years of brewing, fermenting, condensing, and crystallizing, the volume of the secret medicines would have been compressed by at least three times, and the purity would have been increased by three times!

“It should be known that the secret medicines that were qualified to be sent to the temple of the sacred mountain and offered to the ancestors were the best sorcerers in Tulanze to begin with. They were refined after exhausting the most precious materials and even sacrificing countless brutal souls with their own efforts. They were the best of the best in the first place!

“After being compressed and purified three times, a marvelous change that nobody could predict happened again. It was a rare product that could not be duplicated at all!

“Every drop of the secret medicine in the pond contained ten times more spiritual energy than the ‘Blood of Hell’That I had absorbed in the secret laboratory of the Gold Tusk Gang.

“Even if the advanced biochemical laboratories of Dragon City University and Agricultural University can be compared with the secret drugs that have been stored for at least three thousand years in terms of spiritual energy, the gene drugs that are meticulously refined with the blood and spinal fluid of the apocalyptic beasts still carry a hint of smoke and fire. Even if you take a drop or inject a few milliliters of it, it will be like a apocalyptic beast rampaging inside your body. It will take a long time to digest and absorb it in order to avoid the risk of mental derangement.

“Unlike such an ancient top-tier secret medicine, the impurities and viciousness contained in the liquid have been polished cleanly over the long years. They have become extremely mellow, clear, and gentle. Like hot milk, they are easily absorbed by carbon-based intelligent life forms perfectly without leaving a single drop!”

Meng Chao sensed the marvelous changes in his body in surprise and delight.

He felt that he had absorbed more spiritual energy than he had in the past few years in just a few minutes.

Moreover, the pure spiritual energy could be perfectly integrated into his life magnetic field without further training.

The Flame of life, which was flickering like a candle in the wind, burst into flames in an instant and reached its limit.

His organs, which were riddled with holes, and his broken meridians were repaired at a speed visible to the naked eye under the nourishment of the ancient secret medicine.

His muscles, which were on the verge of death, seemed to have been filled with flammable and explosive gas as they expanded to their limits.

The pores that were like dry wells were flowing with the breath of life visible to the naked eye again, making his cracked skin smooth, delicate, and elastic once again. It was filled with an attractive luster.

No. The magical effects brought by the top-tier secret medicine were not as simple as touching the body of flesh and blood. They had also penetrated into the depths of his brain and touched his soul.

When he was on the verge of death for a long time, a lot of childhood memories appeared in Meng Chao’s mind, and he reconstructed the entire building of the theory of spiritual martial arts.

Then, he absorbed a wealth of combat experience from the bones of the ferocious beasts and the three statues of heroes.

Even under the interference of the ferocious souls and the flames of war, a lot of thrilling and marvelous scenes of the Orc warriors fighting the totem ferocious beasts five or six thousand years ago appeared in his mind.

However, at that time, he was in a state of exhaustion and was on the verge of collapse. He did not have any extra energy. He reconstructed the theoretical building and the battle scenes of Turanze for thousands of years, and his body, which was covered in wounds, was deeply integrated, at that time.

At that time, he was like the body of a three-year-old child, which had been injected into the soul of a martial arts expert.

He had consciousness but no body.

His brain understood everything, but he lacked the physical qualities to turn theory into reality.

At this moment, under the impetus of the top-grade secret medicine, his completely new consciousness had perfectly fused with his body that had been reborn!