Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Panda Novel

Meng Chao was not sure whether to punch Fist in the face or the Wolf King, who had come up with the bad idea.

Suddenly, he felt the pressure all over his body increase.

It was as if the gravity of the terrain had increased tenfold in an instant.

It felt like an invisible mountain had collapsed, and a hundred million tons of rock were slamming into him, causing his lumbar vertebrae and knees to shriek.

He knew that he was once again locked onto by the ‘fist’.

Even though the ‘fist’was swaying unhurriedly, it was still thirty to fifty meters away from them.

However, the Iron Fist from the founder of the Bloody Hoof clan, the power that had once slaughtered countless ferocious beasts, surged forward like a raging wave, locking onto Meng Chao and the Wolf King in advance.

It was even like a vortex filled with a powerful attraction force that wanted to suck the two of them into the Iron Fist and kill them!

Meng Chao and Wolf King turned pale with fright.

Even though the two of them didn’t plan to run away in fear.

But facing the most powerful vicious person in Turanze’s history, with his back against the wall and losing the space to maneuver, it was obviously a dead end.

The two of them gritted their teeth and squeezed out the potential in the depths of their cells, jumping in the direction where they climbed up the high platform.

It was the only battlefield they were familiar with, and the terrain was complicated enough.

Just as the two of them jumped up high, the second punch of the ‘fist’came right at them.

Although there were still thirty to fifty meters between them, the ‘fist’seemed to only punch at the void.

However, the spiritual flames that were as intense as nuclear reactions that originated from the inside of the living statue still tore through the air and set off a destructive shock wave that swept Meng Chao and the Wolf King away like a hurricane.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Dozens of giant fireballs that were baring their fangs and brandishing their claws exploded on the bulkhead that the two of them had just stuck close to.

The bulkhead, which was as thick as the door of a treasury, was shivering under the damage of the ‘fists’.

When the fireballs were broken into pieces and the spiritual flames dispersed slightly, dozens of giant fist marks could be seen on the bulkhead.

Each fist mark was half a meter square and nearly half a meter deep. Every bone was clearly visible.

Meng Chao and the Wolf King clicked their tongues.

They did not expect that a punch from the “Fist”could actually unleash the destructive power of dozens of punches.

Judging from the depth and clarity of these fist prints, if they had not dodged in time, the bones in their bodies would have been completely shattered!

Even though they had dodged the head-on bombardment of the “Fist”.

The two still felt the residual power of the shock wave, which turned into an all-pervasive flame, seeping into their blood, nerves, and bone marrow through their pores and spreading to their internal organs, it made them burn like broken kites struck by lightning.

However, after paying the price of burning their internal organs, the two of them also took the opportunity to increase the distance between them and the “Fist”.

Moreover, they were sent flying to the edge of the high platform by the “Fist”, which did not violate the rules of the game of “Don’t run away in panic”.

“Are… are you sure that we have to give this monster a solid punch in the face?”

Meng Chao knelt down on one knee and covered his pain. It was as if his liver was about to explode. He felt like he was going to throw up the New Year’s Eve dinner he had last year in Dragon City, “If… If I was strong enough to punch this monster in the face, then why would I need the Holy Mountain Inheritance? I would have already…”

“That’s true.”

The Wolf King’s face was pale as well. Sweat and blood rushed out of his pores. It was as if he had just rolled around in a sea of blood and corpses. He stared straight ahead and gritted his teeth, “Maybe I don’t have to choose ‘fist’. As long as I cause a small amount of damage to any of the hero statues, I’ll be able to pass.

“Otherwise, this won’t be a trial. It’ll be a pure death trap!”

Meng Chao followed the Wolf King’s gaze and saw the “Stomach-less king”staggering towards the two of them.

Compared to the ferocious founder of the bloody hoof clan, the stomach-less King’s combat ability seemed to be slightly inferior.

His stomach was abnormally swollen and his skin was layered on top of each other. However, his limbs were as thin as if they had just grown out. He could barely support his fat body and could break at any moment.

This slightly comical appearance gave people the feeling of a fish belly.

If they really wanted to cause harm, the stomach-less king was obviously a better choice than the fist.

Meng Chao and Wolf King looked at each other.

Taking advantage of the distance between them and the fist to be two to three hundred meters apart, the two of them gambled everything and accelerated to their maximum speed, the chain blade “Skull Crusher”and the sharp claw “Six kills Blade”drew out six dazzling arcs of light, accompanied by a shrill cry, and slashed straight at the stomach-less King’s Head!

But this was only a feint.

They knew very well how difficult it was to deal with a legendary hero who could go down in history.

They had no hope of cutting off even half of the stomach-less king’s hair.

Instead, they locked their real target on the stomach-less King’s largest and most bloated belly.

Although the stomach attack might not be fatal.

Since the rules of the game were likely to say that one could pass the test as long as they caused damage, such a tactic was undoubtedly the most cost-effective choice.

As expected, when the skull crusher and the six killing sabers struck down, the stomach-less King’s seemingly huge and clumsy body suddenly started spinning like a top that had been whipped brutally.

The neck of the Giant Bear clan man also made cracking noises. His head had shrunk back into the cavity and was bulged high on his shoulder, the ‘muscles’and ‘fat’, which were made of liquid-like metals, were perfectly protected.

Although Meng Chao and the Wolf King had acted in a hurry, their weapons were all made of crystals, metals, and rare materials.

The weapons that they had carefully refined were all divine weapons that could easily tear apart the shell of the slaughter angels and most of the totem armors.

However, the skull crusher and the six slaying sabers slid out of the stomach-less king’s shoulder.

They were like armor-piercing bullets that brushed past the arced armor of a tank’s turret after a series of sparks.

Fortunately, the Iron Fists of the two of them drilled into the stomach-less king’s stomach like two drills that were spinning at high speed.

However..

The entire arm had clearly smashed into the stomach of the stomach-less king, leaving only the scapula exposed.

However, the two of them did not feel any refreshing sense of impact.

The spiritual energy that surged out along the edge of the fist also disappeared without a trace like a mud-foot giant that had been swallowed by a swamp.

No, rather than saying that their arms had smashed into the stomach of the stomach-less king,.

It was more accurate to say that the stomach of the stomach-less king had opened its bloody mouth and swallowed the arms of the two men, which were wrapped in bloody light, flames, and electric arcs!

Then, a smile that was not satisfied appeared on the face of the stomach-less king, which had a metallic luster.

This smile made Meng Chao and the Wolf King’s hair stand on end.

Before they could react, layers of folds on the stomach of the stomach of the stomach-less king were like the surface of the sea when a volcano erupted at the bottom of the sea, with countless ripples appearing.

Meng Chao suddenly felt that the force that he had just blasted into the stomach of the stomach-less king had become even stronger, and it had all rolled back.

And looking at the Wolf King’s appearance as if he had been struck by lightning, it was very obvious that he had also suffered the backlash of his own strength.

Accompanied by a deafening roar.

The stomach of the stomach of the stomach-less king seemed to have undergone a world-shaking explosion.

The gas that remained in the stomach instantly expanded dozens of times, causing the stomach of the stomach to instantly explode like a safety airbag installed in an armored airship’s escape pod.

Meng Chao and the Wolf King were both bounced back.

The arm that they had just stabbed into the stomach of the stomach-less king looked like it had been chewed by a giant gluttonous beast.

After the stomach-less King expanded dozens of times, there was not even a scratch on his stomach that was as thin as a Cicada’s wing.

Only then did Meng Chao and the Wolf King realize that if the “Fist”, the founder of the Bloodhoof clan, was said to represent unparalleled offensive power.

The stomach-less king, who had been soaked in acid and digestive enzymes for ten days and ten nights in the stomach of the Abyss demonic worm but still survived, and who could still maintain a strong appetite, represented the ultimate defensive power.

If they wanted to break through the absolute defense on the stomach-less King’s stomach…

They might as well think of a way to blow out the nosebleed of the ‘fist’!

Fortunately, neither of them would give up until the last moment. Even at the last moment, they were desperate gamblers.

Even if the situation was so unfavorable for them, neither of them would give up the struggle to survive.

They endured the pain of their arms being gnawed by fierce beasts, gritted their teeth, activated their life magnetic field, and used the magnetic levitation force to interfere with their flight trajectory, flying toward the space maze that they had passed by earlier, the space maze was filled with bones and fossils of fierce beasts.

There were enough obstacles there to allow them to contend with the returning soul corpses of the legendary heroes.

The enormous bones were sealed with the power of the ferocious beasts, and it was very likely that they would clash with the power of the legendary heroes, creating an extremely complicated spiritual magnetic environment. It was even more helpful for them to fish in troubled waters, they had found a way to pass the trial.

Moreover, they were sent flying by the stomach-less King’s absolute defense bullet. It couldn’t be considered as ‘fleeing in Panic’, right?

As expected, the fist and stomach-less king didn’t speed up.

They were still swaying and unhurried.

They were like two killing puppets that had been wound up and were advancing according to the predetermined trajectory and rhythm.

However, just as Meng Chao and the Wolf King let out a sigh of relief, an incomparably shrill howl came from above their heads.

A black shadow covered in purple lightning shot out from the death square array and instantly swallowed hundreds of meters away, appearing in front of Meng Chao and the Wolf King in a flash.

The Black Shadow had a pair of broad wings that blotted out the Sun.

The wings were as thin as cicadas, and the edges of the “Feathers”flickered with a faint metallic luster, but they were extremely sharp.

The incomparably sharp “Feathers”scraped against each other, creating an ear-piercing noise that gave people a headache.

Hidden under the black wings, the slightly skinny body looked like a deformed child with congenital dysplasia.

It was thin and long, and there were many joints on the ends of its four limbs that could rotate 360 degrees freely. However, there were two pairs of huge claw hooks growing on them.

It was as if one claw could tear open the abdomen of the prey, or crush the skull of the prey!