My Wife Is a Transmigrated Master Cultivator

"Wow! God! Why do I feel like my internal energy has increased after drinking this drink?"

"Me too. Even though it's very weak, I'm sure about it!"

"So is my sweet wine!"

"My tea too!"

"Damn! The Mu family is too generous. They actually took out such a precious thing and let us drink it. Aren't they afraid that we'll finish it all?"

"Are you stupid? Isn't it good to let us drink it?"

"Right, drink more quickly. It's fine if you can increase your internal energy a bit. We'll make a killing anyway."

"Hey! Look, the leader of the Mu family is out. The other elders are out too. Looks like the celebration is about to start."

"Speaking of which, the celebration is about to start. Why aren't Alchemist Lu and Second Master Mu here?"

"Yeah, I even wanted to take a photo and print it out then pay my respects to them every day!"

"…"

Taoist Mu Qing and the others, who were being discussed by everyone, walked onto the platform with smiles on their faces.

"Everyone."

As the current leader of the Mu family, Taoist Mu Qing stood up and spoke on behalf of the family. As soon as he spoke, the originally noisy crowd instantly fell silent, waiting for what he would say next.

"Thank you, fellow Taoists, for coming from afar to attend the founding celebration of the Mu family today. It's rare for you to come here. Fellow Taoists, you must eat and drink well. Don't stand on ceremony."

After saying a lot of things, Taoist Mu Qing and the others got off the stage and blended into the crowd to meet their old friends whom they had not seen for a long time.

Not long after Taoist Mu Qing and the others got off the stage, two figures jumped onto the platform.

These two figures were Song Zixuan and Zhang Munian.

"Hello, hello, fellow Taoists. Good morning!"

Song Zixuan was the first to speak with a smile as soon as he got on the platform. He even waved at the people below the platform.

He looked too stupid.

Zhang Munian was not to be outdone. He pushed Song Zixuan aside with his butt.

"Fellow Taoists, do you want to see an exciting performance? For example, a live alchemy performance." Zhang Munian pretended to be mysterious and kept them in suspense.

The moment the words "alchemy performance" was said, the people below the platform, who were originally a bit dumbfounded, immediately erupted.

"Yes! We want to see the alchemy performance!"

"Right, right, Fellow Zhang, is there really an alchemy performance? You can't lie to us!"

"Fellow Zhang, start the alchemy performance quickly!"

The enthusiasm of the servants on the platform made Zhang Munian very proud. He was simply too vain!

However, before he spoke again, he was butted aside by Song Zixuan.

"Alright, to think that you're so enthusiastic. I announce that the alchemy performance will be held five minutes later…"

Before Song Zixuan finished speaking, he was suddenly knocked to the side and almost fell off the platform.

Zhang Munian, who snatched back the center position, was smug. He added the last two words for Song Zixuan. "Begin—"

The two of them, who were standing in a pavilion, saw everything in the martial arts field.

Looking at the two people fighting for the center position on the platform with their butts, Lu Zijia was speechless.

These two guys were already funny enough. Now that they were together, they were even more funny.

Besides, they were full of jokes. They had simply become the two moving pistachios of the Mu family.

"Fortunately, these two big fools don't represent the Mu family. Otherwise, everyone would think that the entire Mu family are big fools."