My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Tao Guotin felt that h was facing a mid-life crisis, his grandmother was already dangerous enough for him to deal with and now his second cousin was also thrown into the mix. He did not want to be the only one to be beaten up once he goes back home. That will be really unfair. So, he hurriedly looked left and then looked right and his gaze fell on Kong Kun and Shao Li Jun immediately his face lit up.

He finally got a scapegoat! And what's more, he found two!

His lips curled into a smile while Kong Kun and Shao Li Jun who saw that horrendous smile suddenly felt that their spine was tingling, what …what was the meaning of that smile? Why was he looking at them like that?

They received an answer very soon.

" Second cousin, I know that I was very wrong but Kong Kun and Shao Li Jun were even more wrong! You don't know they were trying to blow trumpets for their brothers in front of the second sister-in-law, it was I …I who fought them, so … would you please show some mercy on me?" Since getting beaten up was no longer avoidable then he has to make sure that his friends were beaten along with him!

Kong Kun: "….."

Shao Li Jun: "….."

This brat! He actually dared to pull them in the muddy waters along with him!

" N..No, we didn't… we didn't do it!" Fu Yu Sheng's disposition was very different from that of Fu Yu Shen. While the latter was more of a social butterfly, who spent his days chattering away about this and that, Fu Yu Sheng had an untouchable air about him. So, when he turned his head to look at the two boys, who were still young and wet behind their ears, they shuddered and squeaked like a pair of pitiful rabbits who were caught by a majestic tiger out of nowhere.

" Th...That's right, we didn't say anything like that to second sister in law!" Kong Kun immediately chimed along with Shao Li Jun, now that he was meeting with Fu Yu Sheng face to face, he realised that even though his brother was handsome, he couldn't match Tao Guotin's second cousin's handsomeness.

Sharply cut face with soft curls that lay atop his head after being gelled carefully. Eyes that were darker than the midnight sky but still shimmered with little stars in them, full lips and a royal nose with gold frame glasses sitting on the bridge of it.

Now he under why the majority of the women including his cousin's sister wanted to marry Fu Yu Sheng when he was young. From the looks of it, he must be in his late thirties but he was giving a fairly tough competition to his brother who was in his early twenties!

If he wasn't afraid to offend Fu Yu Sheng, he really wanted to know what skincare did the man use. That wrinkle-free skin, wasn't it too good to be true?

" They did, they did!" Fu Yu Shen hurriedly dropped his 'I was abandoned' act and then ran to his brother with an 'I was bullied' expression on his face as he complained, " You don't know brother these two brats were really digging your corner in the village. They were boasting about their brothers' to second sister-in-law, if not for me and Guotin, who knows maybe they would have fixed a meeting of their brothers with second sister-in-law!"

Fu Yu Sheng and Fu Chen collectively looked at Song Yan with a blaming expression. He just left his wife/mother alone for a day and she already invited so many butterflies? What should be done with her?

Song Yan felt a bit uncomfortable under their gazes and hurriedly looked away with an awkward expression on her face as she said, " I didn't say yes."

'But you didn't say no either!' Fu Yu Sheng wanted to shout out loud and sing a song about being an abandoned cabbage but he knew that if he did any of that, he will be smacked in the face with a ' You left me for eight years' slap and then he would be twitching on the floor.

" I will have a talk with your brothers, Kong Kun, and Shao Li Jun." Since he could not say anything to his wife and could only lower his head and follow the ' my wife is my life and she is always right'  motto, Fu Yu Sheng turned his wrath to the pair of bear kids who were responsible for this situation. He was dragging his feet, rubbing his soles and even fighting demons and ghosts for the sake of paving his way to his wife's heart, even when his heart's health was at heavy risk.

And yet these bear kids were giving her options? Did they not know that breaking a marriage was a sin that would get them a  punishment of hundred years?

Fu Yu Sheng smiled at the two boys and then patted their shoulders before clasping the shoulders of the two boys with his hands tightly. " I hope that the two of you will learn your lessons or else I will start calling you two as Xiao San number one and Xiao San number two okay?"

Kong Xiao San number one Kun : "….."

Shao Xiao San number two Li Jun: ".…."

Poisonous, Tao Guotin's second cousin was really poisonous!

Seeing that he successfully diverted his attention to his two friends, Tao Guotin heaved a sigh of relief but before he could even take a breath of relief, Fu Yu Sheng turned to look at him with a smile that wasn't a smile and said, " Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you. Let's go, your grandmother and mother are both waiting for you at home. I heard they prepared something really good for you." The family rod was being polished after Fu Yu Shen, Tao Guotin was the only bear child in the family who would get the honour to be beaten by the family rod.

Tao Guotin: "….."

Kong Kun: "…." Haha

Shao Li Jun: Haha.