My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Bang, bang…

Buzz—

“Li Changgeng, if you have the guts, kill me!”

“Ah! Kill me! Kill me if you can!”

“Are you human?! Are you still—Ah!”

Screams.

It was not a scream that he heard with his ears, but the spiritual will fluctuations that his essence soul sensed.

Yun Xiao’s thin eyelids trembled a few times and slowly opened. There was a moment of confusion in her eyes. Then, she quickly regained her clarity and sat up vigilantly.

What is this place?

She was in a magnificent palace. The palace was on a certain mountain. There were strange rocks and many rare treasures. What was even rarer was that there was abundant spiritual energy there. However, there was a gray Chaos aura outside.

Just as Yun Xiao was about to circulate her immortal power, she captured a familiar aura. Her immortal senses also saw the figure on the steps outside the hall. Her tense mind quickly relaxed.

A few shadows flashed across his heart. The shadows stopped at Li Changshou’s spear, exploding the Kun Fish’s back and leaping up.

Yun Xiao could not help but reveal a gentle smile. The fatigue that had yet to dissipate made her feel a little uncomfortable.

Suddenly, Yun Xiao felt a robe slip off her body. She looked down and saw Li Changshou’s Daoist robe.

She looked at herself and realized that she was only wearing an inner garment. Her blood stained dress was folded and placed beside the pillow.

For some reason, her face turned red.

‘Is this the shyness of Postnatal lifeforms?’

With that thought in mind, Yun Xiao stood up and put on her Daoist robe. Her slender fingers brushed across the Daoist robe from top to bottom, making it suitable for cultivation.

That was the love of beauty for living beings.

It was fine.

Yun Xiao raised the Qingping Sword that was returned to its sheath and slowly stood up. Her black hair flowed down like a waterfall. She could not help but raise her hand to touch her face. Her immortal senses displayed a few simple images of her after she fainted…

When she woke up, her face was red for the third time.

“How frivolous.”

Li Changshou’s back stiffened on the steps in front of the hall.

He could not help but take advantage…

Am I really being rash? Is Yun Xiao very conservative?

If he did not recall it, there would not be a description. If there was no description, he would not encounter the highest divine beast of the heavens that passed by the Chaos Sea.

Yun Xiao tapped her toes gently and slowly floated out of the hall. Her long hair automatically coiled up on her simple sideburns. Due to the lack of Dharma powers, she looked even more delicate.

Before she landed in front of the hall, she had already seen everything.

It was a secret place in the Chaos Sea. It was much grander and more complete than Kun Peng Cave Abode he had encountered previously.

There were at least hundreds of Great Dao intersecting here, forming a relatively stable world.

There were also various array formations distributed in various directions. They absorbed the aura of Chaos and split it into the Five-Element Yin-Yang Spirit Qi, creating a Chaos Small Immortal realm.

The main body was a black stone mountain. There were spiritual springs, waterfalls, forests, lakes, and illusion arrays.

A few white clouds floated in the blue sky that was formed by the array formation. They were not motionless.

A gentle breeze blew past. The vitality hidden in the place was emitted, making people feel relaxed and happy.

The hall was inside the mountain. If one climbed to the top of the mountain and looked out, the Chaos Sea was like a sea of clouds. However, it was a little gloomy.

Is this Kun Peng’s nest?

Yun Xiao walked out of the hall and was subconsciously attracted by the scene that she saw from the corner of her eyes. She turned her head and saw the Kun Fish’s huge body floating outside the circular battle array wall. It was magnificent and huge like a mountain range.

“How do you feel?”

Li Changshou stood up and looked over.

Yun Xiaoqian tapped his feet and there was a gentle smile in his eyes. He looked at him quietly for a while and then looked away. “I’ve recovered.”

Li Changshou nodded. A few conversation options surfaced in his heart.

A real man could not use ‘complaining’ to express his concern. He could not say things like ‘Why didn’t you chase after me with the Golden Roc? How dangerous is it for you to take the risk alone?’

She chased after him precisely because she was anxious.

“I’ve made you worry.” Li Changshou’s eyes were filled with self-reproach. “I was too hasty and could not arrange what happened next.”

Yun Xiao shook her head gently and floated down with the Qingping Sword. She said, “I was a little rude and did not trust you enough.”

“Let’s not talk about that.” Li Changshou turned around and looked at the next two steps.

Yun Xiao followed his gaze and saw a ten-feet-long fish tied to the small God-Slaying Spear. It slowly swayed on a pile of True Samadhi Flames. The fish’s body was a little weak. At that moment, it no longer had the energy to shout and curse. All it could do was twitch.

Li Changshou’s eyes were filled with joy. He hugged his arms and sighed.

“Unfortunately, I was a step too late. I allowed its essence soul to forcefully absorb the Primordial Violet Vapor.”

Yun Xiao blinked slightly and understood the key point. She asked via voice transmission, “You don’t want this wisp of Primordial Violet Vapor?”

“The upper limit is too low. If I were only a Golden Immortal realm cultivator, I would not hesitate.”

Li Changshou replied via voice transmission, “Moreover, the time is not right. If I were to fuse with the Heavenly Dao now, I’m afraid many things would have to rely on the will of the Heavenly Dao. There would be no room for mediation. Don’t say that to others. Previously, in Kun Peng’s body, I forced his essence soul to appear and fight with me. I deliberately held back and forced his essence soul to forcefully fuse with the Primordial Violet Qi. In this matter, the Dao Ancestor will at most punish me for my incompetence. He will not attack me directly.”

Yun Xiao asked, “The reason for the change is because Grandmaster released the true ninth wisp of Primordial Violet Qi?”

“Yes.” Li Changshou nodded with a solemn expression. His expression was a little complicated. “This matter is a little complicated. However, you don’t have to worry. The Dao Ancestor doesn’t have to go against a little disciple like me.”

“But…”

Yun Xiao wanted to say something but hesitated. She looked at the faint smile on Li Changshou’s lips and smiled. “You’re better at scheming than me. I’ll listen to you.”

Li Changshou smiled and said, “Thank you for your understanding, Senior.”

She frowned slightly and recalled the simple images that had just flashed past her heart.

“You’re so disrespectful to your senior.”

Li Changshou was about to say a few witty words when he saw the huge fish condense into a sullen-faced old Daoist priest. He looked ferocious and was also tied to the Little God-Slaying Spear. He endured the roasting of the True Samadhi Flames and cursed,

“Are the two of you done flirting? Do you dare to give me a quick death!?!”

“Hmph!”

Li Changshou immediately put on a righteous expression and scolded, “Kill you? That will be letting you off easy! I still want to take you back and let the Grandmaster of Heaven deal with you!”

Kun Peng’s essence soul cursed, “I never expected that I would lose to a brat like you!”

Li Changshou raised his hand and touched his chin. He had already recovered his true appearance.

What a joke. It was not easy for him to make up his mind and secretly kiss Yun Xiao while she was lying on her side. It would be too outrageous to pretend.

The Primordial World began by respecting Dao companions.

Li Changshou said seriously, “I’ve been cultivating for hundreds of years. How am I still wet behind the ears? Kun Peng, you have only lost to your own greed. If you did not swallow me back then, how could you have been passive?”

Kun Peng looked angry and did not reply. However, his expression gradually turned desperate. In the end, he sneered.

“You’re indeed smarter than your fellow villagers.”

Li Changshou looked at Yun Xiao, but the fairy only looked at the Kun Fish calmly. She was smart enough not to ask further.

However, now that he was far away from the Chaos Sea and the Golden Roc could not find the location for a while, Li Changshou decided to let Yun Xiao understand him more.

Although he would not give the right to know about some plans to anyone, he had to let Yun Xiao know about his basic situation and the possible situations in the future.

“Are you familiar with my hometown?”

“Heh.” Kun Peng sneered. “The old molting that I refined, which is the Second Essence Soul technique, was given to me by him.”

“Then, who is he?”

Kun Peng was stunned when Li Changshou asked that question with a frown. There was a reminiscing look in his eyes, but every time it was a crucial moment, his eyes would turn blank.

After a long while, Kun Peng said, “A ball of fog.”

“As expected, his existence was erased from the Dao level.”

Li Changshou muttered softly and frowned.

Yun Xiao could not help but ask, “Are you looking for an ancient senior? I might know some clues. After all, I’m also an ancient living being.”

Li Changshou blinked at Yun Xiao and summarized all the information he knew about Senior Lang in front of Kun Peng.

Fairy Heng’e’s teacher.

The little helper who helped Pangu split the heavens and earth had been accidentally injured by the Pangu God during the battle with the Connate Godfiend. He had slept through the entire ancient times. The first time he woke up, he had created a fake second Essence Soul identity. The second time he completely woke up was at the end of the ancient times.

It indirectly caused the Great Magi-Demon War to erupt.

He had secretly guided the Saint Nuwa to create the human race.

He was familiar with Dao Ancestor Hong Jun and was in love with him.

He had been killed by the Heavenly Dao and the Dao Ancestor. All traces of his existence had been erased, and he had altered Heng’e and the other memories. He had only left behind the only person who knew about it but would not say anything.

He liked to play cards.

It was very unrestrained.

Yun Xiao was speechless.

Kun Peng suddenly said, “I have many of his relics. If you can let me go, I will…”

“Isn’t this senior’s legacy there?”

Li Changshou raised his chin at the Kun Fish. “If I’m not wrong, there should be a secret chamber or palace at the vital parts of your body. There is a mark in your essence soul that seems to have been forcefully added. If you break a promise, this mark will destroy your essence soul, right?”

Kun Peng’s essence soul’s expression was extremely gloomy.

Li Changshou observed Kun Peng’s face and smiled. “If I’m not wrong, the secret chamber is in your heart meridians. There are restrictions on it that you can’t break. If you forcefully break them, they will burn together with you.”

Li Changshou paused and saw a hint of confusion in Kun Peng’s essence soul. He immediately understood and continued, “From the looks of it, when this senior took the risk and forcefully took the last step, he had already predicted his failure and left behind some backup plans.”

“Are you his reincarnation?”

Kun Peng’s essence soul’s eyes emitted intense hatred. “You’ve been playing with me from the beginning!?!”

However, Kun Peng was stunned again. He muttered, “No, that’s not right. The Dao Ancestor and the Heavenly Dao will definitely not let him leave any traces. Your current cultivation level has not been imprisoned by the Heavenly Dao… Who are you? Who are you!?!”

“The minister of the Heavenly Courts, Taibai Jinxing, the little Daoist child of the Grand Pure One Temple.”

Li Changshou waved his Daoist robe, and Kun Peng essence soul was immediately pulled up by the Little God-Slaying Spear.

“Since my fairy has already woken up, I can’t ask you anything. Let’s go and see what this senior left behind and why he knows about me.”

When Yun Xiao heard the word ‘my house’, she did not respond.

Kun Peng sneered and closed his eyes to wait for death. He looked unwilling to cooperate.

However, Kun Peng suddenly sensed two sharp gazes. It opened its eyes and saw Li Changshou holding the Immortal-Slaying Flying Saber. A pair of eyes was staring at Kun Peng in the clouds that the gourd spat out.

Li Changshou said calmly, “Didn’t you ask me to come to the Chaos Sea? Senior.”

Kun Peng’s essence soul subconsciously shivered. His essence soul was stunned for a moment before he sighed dejectedly.

“How dangerous is your hometown to be able to produce ruthless people like you and that fellow?”

Li Changshou was rendered speechless.

Ordinary blue planet people, medium-sized water bottles.

…

When he returned to the Kun Fish with Kun Peng essence soul, Li Changshou naturally put away the Immortal-Slaying Flying Saber.

After all, the essence of Great Magus Yi had already been awakened. He would only let Yun Xiao know about these matters and not let a third person know.

Kun Peng Essence Soul?

Li Changshou was naturally thinking about how to preserve its extreme speed while trying to purge, modify, and restrict its essence soul. He could not let it have a chance to speak again.

A real Dharma treasure.

Although Li Changshou felt that he had been ruthless enough, what happened next and what he saw made him suddenly feel that he was just…

He was a good person.

If he brought Yun Xiao forward, he naturally could not be stained with blood.

Li Changshou used his immortal power to create a barrier and let the Mysterious Yellow Pagoda float between him and Yun Xiao. As he walked forward, he repeatedly increased the restrictions on Kun Peng’s essence soul.

As long as Kun Peng used any of the Dharma powers stored in its body, the Little God-Slaying Spear would point out spikes and cause Kun Peng’s essence soul to be seriously injured and unconscious.

Since he was in a dangerous place, he naturally did not dare to take the risk.

Li Changshou’s previous guess was right. The secret chamber was in Kun Peng’s heart, and it was hidden in Kun Peng’s main heart meridian wall.

When he approached the main heart meridian, there was a winding path that could reach there.

If one looked at Kun Peng’s body as an inanimate object, the ancient stone door embedded in the dark red “rock wall” in front of them was filled with a sense of vicissitudes.

However, at the thought that this was Kun Peng’s body…

Li Changshou felt uncomfortable.

“This is it.”

Kun Peng’s essence soul reminded him in a low voice. He looked at the stone door in front of him with a complicated gaze.

Over the long years, he had tried everything he could think of, but he had failed to open the 100-feet-tall stone door. He could not even touch any path.

Li Changshou waved his sleeve and completely sealed Kun Peng’s essence soul. He stood in front of the stone door with Yun Xiao and tried to figure it out.

The stone door was empty. There was a crack in the middle, and the two sides were embedded in the flesh and blood of Kun Peng’s heart meridians.

He carefully sensed that the stone door was one with Kun Peng’s heart. There were many complicated restrictions inside.

Li Changshou’s cultivation days were short, and he did not study the Dao of restrictions well. However, just by looking at the smooth stone door, he could sense that the creator of this place had extremely high attainments in the Dao of talismans and restrictions.

With a long time, he could indeed do whatever he wanted.

Yun Xiao said, “I’ll try first. Be careful.”

“Your Dharma powers have yet to recover.” Li Changshou took half a step forward and blocked Yun Xiao behind him. He slowly pushed his palm forward.

Boom!

The stone door trembled slightly. The Kun Fish’s huge body trembled.

Li Changshou looked at Kun Peng essence soul that was tied up like a dumpling. He pondered for a while and was about to try other methods when a flickering light appeared on the stone door.

Then, a line of words appeared behind the light spot. It was a line of words that was completely different from the words used in the Primordial World.

“Jiance Daorenzi.”

This is?

Interesting. He could not recognize such a complicated word with his foreign language skills…

Uh, detect the aura of a human?

Li Changshou was speechless. Just as he was about to complain, the words flickered and disappeared. Two light spots appeared on the stone slab, and two lines of “Pinyin” appeared.

The Primordial World’s literacy and literacy were all based on words. The “Roman Speech” technique did not appear in the Primordial World.

In other words, Senior Lang had deliberately left a special message for his hometownmate.

He had thought that there were secret signs like ‘the strange changes do not change, the symbols look at the limits of the elephant’, ‘the Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger’, and ‘the pagoda suppresses the river demons’.

He did not expect that the most basic pronunciation was actually the simplest and most effective method of verification.

“If you restrain Kun Peng now, point here.”

“If you are restrained by Kun Peng now, kill yourself.”

Li Changshou frowned and used his immortal power to point at the area marked by the former. A line of universal language appeared on it.

“12 questions for verification.”

“The first question, under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”

Yun Xiao blinked. Before she could say anything, Li Changshou said firmly, “It’s equivalent to three if you make a mistake.”

“The second question is to try Worldwide in the future. It must be…”

“The world of the Red Flag.”

“Third question, what are the three mountains that have been suppressing the people in recent times?”

“Imperialism, feudalism, bureaucracy.”

“Question four, a plum blossom stands proudly in the snow. Please sing it with the music that you are most familiar with.”

“A bunch of plum blossoms ~ Ao Li Xue ~”

“Psht!”

Yun Xiao could not help but laugh. Li Changshou was speechless.

He wondered if he went off-pitch.

…

Li Changshou answered twelve questions in a row. He did not hesitate much. Almost all of them were common knowledge from his previous life and experiences that he would never have in this life.

Moreover, after answering the questions, the rules were displayed.

Answering eight out of the twelve questions correctly would allow the door to be opened.

The light on the stone door flickered slightly. Small words appeared on it. Li Changshou seemed to have heard a long sigh.

“When you see these words, it proves that I have completely lost. Alright, I’ve already made up my mind. If I don’t die with Hong Jun, I’ll die. However, there are some things that I have to do. This is what I’m fighting for. It was my fault after all. In the deduction of the Heavenly Dao, I saw your arrival. Fellow Daoist. Don’t worry. You’re not my reincarnation. You’re just a pitiful person who has been chosen. I don’t have anything left for you. I reckon Hong Jun and the Heavenly Dao will erase everything about me. This is the rules of the game. If you’re willing to bet, you have to admit defeat. Oh, right. I have a disciple who is the number one beauty in the Three Realms. I don’t think you can come into contact with her at your level. I won’t arrange this for you. Also, I have a few drops of Pangu’s essence blood. However, I feel that you can’t use them at your level, so I won’t tell you where they are. Since I’ve already lost, I don’t have to hand this heavy mission to you. No matter how the world develops, it’s not development. Objectivity cannot be transferred with subjective willpower. Let’s end it here. There’s no need to pursue it any further. Let’s do well in the Primordial World. There are many beautiful fairies here. They speak nicely and have pure hearts. You should have seen my records. I tore the last few pages with my own hands. There’s no need to ask. If you ask, I’m suffering from eighth-grade syndrome. Hong Jun is a good old man. If you work under him, don’t have any thoughts of breaking the balance of the world. Normally, nothing will happen. It’s a blessing to be at a disadvantage. Don’t be as competitive as me. By the way, if I encounter the little prince of the Golden Crow Clan, who is also Daoist Lu Ya, help me take care of him. There are some welcome gifts that I have given you behind this door. It’s not a big deal. It’s just some top-grade Connate treasures and spiritual roots. Not much. One in ten thousand. This ark was originally prepared for me to return home. Now, it’s yours. There’s a stone tablet inside the door that uses instructions. Ah, after being in the Primordial World for so many years, I still want to go home and take a look. The end of the world is still nirvana. A bastard stayed behind.”

Buzz…

The two stone doors trembled slightly. As the words faded away, they slowly opened. Li Changshou was speechless. He looked at the hall that was like a treasure vault in front of him and did not want to enter.

Who are you looking down on?

If he took out Pangu’s Blood Essence, his Eight-Nine Arcane Art could enter a realm that even the Lady of Earth could not understand!

The number one beauty even took the initiative to pour wine for him!

And that Lu…

Uh, could it be…

That doesn’t make sense. Is the Demon Empress’ main body also a Golden Crow?

Li Changshou looked at Yun Xiao and realized that her expression was abnormally interesting. The beautiful fairy could not withstand the bombardment of information.

He would first let a few paper effigies explore. Although the treasures were good, his life was more important.

At that moment, what Li Changshou was most concerned about was the last word that Senior Lang had mentioned.

“Ark.”

Kun Peng?