My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Chapter 357 The Amazing Gynecologist, The Water God

“Big Brother, Sister is already in seclusion.”

In a pavilion on the Three-Immortal Island, Qiong Xiao flew over on a cloud and said those words.

Upon hearing that, Zhao Gongming sighed and sat there in a dilemma.

“Ah, forget it. It’s not worth calling her out for some trivial matters. I’ll go look for Changgeng now. I wanted to ask Second Sister to help me come up with an idea.”

Qiong Xiao snorted unhappily. “Changgeng, Changgeng, you always talk about that fellow who likes to pretend to be an old man. Sister does that all the time, and so do you!”

“That’s right.” Bi Xiao added softly, “It’s the same if you discuss it with us.”

Zhao Gongming stroked his beard and smiled bitterly. “This… even if I tell you some things between us men, you won’t understand because you’re women.”

“Pui, who are you looking down on?” Qiong Xiao rolled her eyes and said, “Watch.” She nimbly turned around twice. There were colorful lights and the sound of bells ringing. The clouds rose and fell. The young girl, who was originally dressed in a light yellow dress, turned into a hunchbacked old Daoist priest and said in a tone that made her sound like an elder, “Young man, tell me what’s troubling you. Hahaha!” Zhao Gongming supported his forehead with one hand while Bi Xiao convulsed with laughter. In the end, it was still Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao who were more skillful. Zhao Gongming stammered and told them about the troubles he had encountered.

Naturally, it was related to the Goddess of Golden Light…

“As you know, I did not have any thoughts about Junior Sister Golden Light. However, after being teased by my fellow disciples, my Dao heart became a little… strange.”

“Big Brother, if you have any thoughts, get along well with Junior Sister Golden Light.” Bi Xiao combed a strand of hair in front of her. “This matter is not difficult. It’s just whether you’re willing to do it or not. You feel embarrassed now because of your pride. However, this is a matter between the two of you. How can others interfere?”

“That’s right.”

Qiong Xiao nodded and continued to act like an old man. “From what I see, Brother, you have been too affected by others. This is indeed worrying. We are not worried at all that you have fallen in love and entered the love tribulation, just like Sister has. It’s mainly because Sister can differentiate, be rational, and knows her limits. She will not be affected by the love tribulation. Changgeng is indeed powerful. He schemes against people one after another. Fourth Sister and I are convinced. However, Big Brother, you… Ah.” Zhao Gongming frowned and said, “What’s wrong with me?”

“Your heart is unstable, and your Dao heart is uneasy.”

Qiong Xiao shook her head. “The Love Tribulation will probably affect you. In the end, your Dao base will be damaged, and your Dao will shrink. Your Great Dao is far away!”

Zhao Gongming frowned. He stood up and paced back and forth anxiously. Not long after, Zhao Gongming frowned and asked, “Then, can you help me?” Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao looked at each other. Qiong Xiao dispelled the transformation technique and shrugged. “The two of us have never experienced the Love Tribulation. We don’t know much about that. Brother, you should ask Brother Sea God.”

“Third Sister, Third Sister.”

Zhao Gongming bowed repeatedly. “I trust my three sisters and Changgeng the most. I would like to ask you for a solution.”

“Ah,” Qiong Xiao said calmly. “That’s not impossible. Brother, come closer.”

He mumbled.

Qiong Xiao had mentioned a plan. Zhao Gongming was a little conflicted. “Didn’t Second Sister ask the two of you to cultivate on the island and not go out? If you go out…”

“Forget it. Pretend that I didn’t mention it.” Qiong Xiao sighed softly. “Speaking of which, I forgot that Brother is quite afraid of Sister.”

“How can that be considered fear!?! We’re all family!”

Zhao Gongming pondered for a while and gritted his teeth. He paced around and quickly nodded. “Alright, I’ll bring you out for a while. However, I’ll send you back immediately after I’m done with this matter. You can’t take the opportunity to wander around!” Bi Xiao asked softly, “Brother, are you really not afraid of Sister?”

“I’m Big Brother!”

Zhao Gongming puffed out his chest and raised his head. However, he looked at the place where Fairy Yun Xiao was in seclusion and instantly shrank his neck. “Of course, Second Sister has the best idea. We have to respect her opinion. Let’s go. Don’t make any sounds. I’ll tell you the details on the way.”

Qiong Xiao smiled and sneaked out of the Three-Immortal Island array formation with Zhao Gongming… After the two of them left, Bi Xiao could not help but cover her mouth and chuckle. “I wonder what’s so good about the outside world. We get scolded every time we go out. What are they running out for?” She also looked at the place where Yun Xiao was in seclusion and stuck out her tongue. She hummed a tune between the clouds and rode a cloud towards Han Zhi’s cultivation ground.

Li Changshou rode a cloud and left the Netherworld with a group of people. He took the road to the North Continent.

Ao Yi looked at the eight experts of the Magi and asked worriedly, “Brother Sect Master, do you need me to go to the Dragon Palace and get a troop to follow you?” Li Changshou pondered for a while and said, “The East Ocean is not stable yet. There’s no need for that for now. The North Continent is closer to the North Ocean. If we need troops, it will not take long for us to deploy troops there.” Zhao Dezhu smiled and said, “Ao Yi, don’t worry. The Heavenly Soldiers of the North Gate can help at any time.”

Ox-head and Horse-face, who were at the side, wanted to say that they did not have to worry with them around. However, they recalled the Spirit Explosion Ball that had lit up in the West Ocean Dragon Palace and decided to remain silent. It was fun to watch the Magi fight. If they really wanted to kill the enemy, they had to depend on the Water God’s self-destructing incarnation. In three seconds, it defeated thousands of enemies. He would even be able to dominate the Zenith Heaven immortals! After coming out of the Netherworld, Ox-head and Horse-Face were very silent. After flying out of the Netherworld and seeing the vast world again, the eyes of the six Magi lit up. However, they were not familiar with Li Changshou. At that moment, they were a little reserved, afraid that they would offend a certain Heavenly Courts’ authoritative god.

Li Changshou and Zhao Dezhu sent voice transmissions and chatted. Sometimes, they talked about the important matters of the Heavenly Courts and other times, they talked about the old news of the Primordial World. The Jade Emperor was the closest existence to the Heavenly Dao below the Saint. He was very closely related to the Heavenly Dao. He could obtain answers to many secrets, which made Li Changshou feel that it was very beneficial. Long Ji took out the book and read it carefully. Ao Yi, the author of the book, was lost in thought as he looked at the sky.

When he arrived at the North Continent, Li Changshou headed straight to the residence of the Grand Magus Sacrifice. Just as he was about to land on the cloud, Ox-head asked, “Water God, can we go down? Will we violate our oath?” Li Changshou said seriously, “You are under the orders of the Netherworld to investigate the phenomenon of the reincarnation of the Magi. What is wrong with that?”

“Then, let them wait up there.” Horse-face pointed at the three men and three women behind him. “Otherwise, it’ll be awkward if they go down.”

“Alright,” Li Changshou replied with a smile. He left a cloud for the Six Magi and slowly descended with them.

The Grand Magus had already walked out of the stone house. She still had the image of a middle-aged woman. There were two other old Magi behind her. One of them was an old man and the other was an old woman. They should be the Grand Magus of another tribe. In ancient times, the Magi had twelve large tribes that corresponded to the twelve Ancestral Magi. The Magi of the Netherworld were originally one of them. They were known as the “Later Earth”. After the Great Magi-Demon War, there were only four or five Magi tribes left. They retreated to the biting cold area of the North Continent. After the witches died, the Great Magi Sacrifice became the leader of each tribe. At that moment, the three Great Magi were gathered there and could represent the entire Magi of the North Continent. Why are the other two Grand Magi here?

Actually, they were learning to promote the “early-stage treatment” that Li Changshou had given them. They did not expect… that the Heavenly Courts’ Water God was actually that fast! “Lord Water God.” The middle-aged Grand Magus frowned and said, “We haven’t had the time to try the method you gave us.”

“That won’t affect me. I still have to try.”

Li Changshou’s expression was solemn. He told the three Magi in detail about the two important pieces of information he had obtained.

The Heavenly Dao did not punish the Magi for the lack of reproduction. Everything was normal in the Six Paths of Reincarnation. There was nothing unusual about the reincarnated souls that should be sent to the Magi.

In short, the problem was the decline in pregnancies of the female Magi…

The expressions of the three Grand Magi turned gloomy at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The old woman asked softly, “Lord Water God, someone is plotting against our race!?”

“It must be those demons!”

“Ah, I thought that the battle between the Magi and Demons had stopped. I didn’t expect the other party to still not let go of the Magi.”

“We can’t be in a hurry to come to a conclusion about this matter,” Li Changshou said. “We have to first confirm the source of the problem before we can investigate the source. “Grand Magus Sacrifice, can you let me visit the Magi newlyweds who got married in the last three months?”

The three Grand Magi knew that the situation was serious. Although they could not follow Li Changshou’s train of thought, they immediately nodded and agreed. Zhao Dezhu, Long Ji, and Ao Yi did not know how Li Changshou was going to trace the source.

Ox-head and Horse-face even had a bold idea…

Let’s talk about serious matters.

Li Changshou did not expect that there would be a day when he would become a “gynecologist” while cultivating in the Primordial World. For the merit of the heavens in the Netherworld, I shall be a brilliant gynecologist if I have to. It won’t be a loss to help the former allies of the human race.

Under the arrangements of the Grand Magus Sacrifice, Li Changshou rode a cloud and visited a few of the larger tribes of the Magi. He found hundreds of young female Magi who had recently undergone a “marriage ceremony”. Soon, Li Changshou realized that half of the hundreds of Magi were pregnant. Li Changshou gathered the pregnant women and observed their reactions. He gained something in half a day. A female Magus blushed and ran to the toilet. When she returned, she was already pregnant, but the female Magus did not notice anything amiss…

Li Changshou immediately understood the situation.

It was true that someone had created trouble and used some unknown evil technique to achieve the effect of “bearing a child”. The reason why all the female Magi did not notice anything… It was not because of anything else. Their bodies were too strong. They had automatically neglected that bit of damage. The loss of blood and Qi before and after the embryo was completely insignificant for them. Moreover, the Magi did not have the Shennong Clan. They, who were naturally powerful, did not have any effective “medical skills”.

“What a vicious plan!” Zhao Dezhu snorted coldly and said in a deep voice, “Water God, catch the mastermind behind the scheme and punish him severely!”

“Don’t worry, General,” Li Changshou said firmly.

Ox-head asked, “Water God, what is the matter?”

MELi Changshou said, “The female Magi are having unstable pregnancies. If a small number of them have unstable pregnancies, it can be accredited to the poisonous miasma in the North Continent that might be affecting them. However, all of them have unstable pregnancies. Someone is definitely plotting behind their backs. It’s unbelievable that the Magi could not find the reason after 10,000 years.” The leader of the tribe, who had followed him under the orders of the Grand Magus, immediately sighed and whispered, “Lord Water God, actually, we have suspected this before. However, we have used all kinds of methods and can’t find the root of the problem…”

“There’s no hurry. Let me think.” Li Changshou walked around the tribe and found a huge rock in the forest outside the tribe. He sat on it. Li Changshou took out a portrait and wrote down various possibilities. He began to analyze them one by one. Soon, he released a few paper effigies. He used the paper effigy’s “inherited immortal senses” and “immortal senses” to take in everything in the place where the Magi were currently living. The living area of every Magi tribe was surrounded by the Northern Chill Pine Forest. It was easy to distinguish them… Where did it go wrong? Li Changshou first thought of poison.

He rode the paper effigy and collected the commonly seen “fruits” and “food” from a few tribes. He also took samples of the water sources from various places and brought them back to the huge rock. He piled them around the rock. Li Changshou greeted, “Ao Yi?”

“Here!”

Ao Yi, who was observing the surroundings from the treetop, immediately agreed. He turned around and jumped back in front of Li Changshou. “Go to the well 1.5 kilometers southwest and get a bucket of water.”

“Okay!”

Ao Yi accepted the order and disappeared after a few leaps.

“Long Ji?”

“Teacher, I’m here!”

“Go and collect the most commonly used materials for making clothes in this Magi tribe. Try to be as complete as possible.”

“Yes, I’ll go now!” Long Ji agreed. Her skirt fluttered as she rode a cloud to the stone house and tent not far away. “Zhao! Ahem, ahem!” Li Changshou hurriedly corrected himself. He covered his mouth with his elbow and coughed, looking awkward.

He actually started to boss the Jade Emperor around!

Zhao Dezhu smiled and said, “Water God, feel free to tell me if you need anything.”

“Well…”

Li Changshou could only brace himself and say, “General Zhao, I have already secretly searched this place. I did not find any traces of an array formation. Can you search again? I hope I’m not just being ignorant and made a mistake.”

Zhao Dezhu nodded with a smile and flew away on a cloud.

Ox-head and Horse-face leaned forward and asked softly, “Water God, what should we do?”

“Try all the food and water carefully.” Li Changshou said seriously, “I’ve already confirmed that these things are not poisonous. However, this is for the human race. I wonder if the Magi will have any special reactions.”

“Alright!”

“Moo!”

Ox-head and Horse-face did not hesitate and followed his instructions. They sat on the ground and began to get busy. After a while, the few of them returned.

Ox-head and Horse-face also wiped out the food that the paper effigy had brought back. Li Changshou kept raising his brush and writing on the portrait. An hour later, Li Changshou said, “They’re all fine.” Zhao Dezhu also landed from the sky. He frowned and said, “There are no traces of array formations here. There is also no spiritual energy flow that coincides with the Dao of array formations.” Everyone could not help but look at each other. Li Changshou looked at the portrait that was filled with small words and muttered, “From the looks of it, there is only one truth.” Long Ji asked, “Did something happen to the Magi themselves?”

“Then why is it particularly pertaining only to pregnancy?”

Long Ji hummed softly and fell into deep thought again. At the side, the leader of the Magi hurriedly asked, “Lord Water God, could it be that they really used some sinister evil technique?”

“The so-called evil techniques can be traced. Most of them cannot be separated from the incantations and the Dao of array sacrifices.” Li Changshou raised his hand and pushed it forward. The portrait slowly flew forward and was wrapped by a ball of True Samadhi Flames. In the blink of an eye, it turned into ashes.

He said slowly, “The problem is with the Magi of the entire North Continent. If it’s a curse, it’s difficult to target such a large area. No matter how weak the Magi’s essence souls are, they will sense it. I can conclude that this matter is definitely related to an array formation.” Ao Yi said, “However, I’ve checked this place several times. There are no traces of an array formation.”

Zhao Dezhu’s eyes lit up. He and Li Changshou almost said in unison, “Earth meridian!”

Half a day later, Li Changshou and Zhao Dezhu were “floating” 60,000 feet below the North Continent. They were in an underground rift. At that moment, they were looking at the veins of the earth below that were emitting a faint sanguine glow. The path was like a frozen river, winding and rugged. No one knew where it led. “Your Majesty, this is the only one that appeared under the four great tribes of the Magi.” Li Changshou said, “Are you really going to investigate with me?”

“Of course!”

Zhao Dezhu smiled and said, “Changgeng is my right-hand man. You don’t have to go personally for such trivial matters. It’s just that the Heavenly Courts don’t have many people that can be used. Since that’s the case, can my incarnation risk it with your incarnation?” Li Changshou was rendered speechless. If he did not know what the Jade Emperor’s incarnation did normally, he would have really believed the Jade Emperor’s words! Since he was pursuing excitement, he would go all out.

“Your Majesty, let’s secretly search the earth meridians and see what kind of big fish we can catch in the end.”