My Pick Up Artist System

*Author's Note: This scene is one chapter long and it's mostly comedy.

Discovering he was in Beluga's mom's room, Ben had found the gateway to hog-hell...

Despite that, he wasn't ready to leave, because that could ruin the moment with the girl he was with. Instead, he remembered something he'd seen on the internet: "Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome." It was the slogan of the Marines, and now, as a meat-hole mercenary…Ben decided to follow their playbook, because he was also trying to do battle in wet conditions…

*Click*

He turned the lights off. 'Semper Fi…'

He also gave his girl the reason. "More intimate this way."

The truth would remain classified…

After that, he moved her onto the bed, and things got steamier. She was breathing heavier now, and started removing her clothes herself. When she finished, she even helped Ben, grabbing at his pants and raising her eyebrows when she found more than she bargained for...

It was a hell of a deal...

During all this, Ben froze a few times. He'd never been in a hook-up that moved with such pace. There was Penelope, but even with her, he needed to progress step by step towards sex. Now, with this girl, he received no LMR! It was a genuine one night stand!

Soon, as they both got naked and prepared to do the deed, Ben's tension eased at last. 'It looks like I'm going to clear the challenge. Phew, that was a close call.' The mission was in the bag, once he was in the vag...

It was a done deal.

A sure thing.

Then, he recalled something. 'I don't even know this girl's name.' He glanced at where he thought her face was... "Hey, what's your—"

"My what?"

"Your n— …your bust size?"

"…Haha, 34C."

Gulping, Ben realized he almost fucked everything up! There was a time to ask for a name and this wasn't it. If he brought that up, it would only trigger her slut alarm. It was ironic then that he could ask for her bust size and that didn't trigger it, only having made her laugh, but Ben didn't invent the female brain…

The important thing was, at last, he was learning to control stupid things from coming out of his mouth!

As for her name? That was old news!

She had her chance!

The time to name herself was gone! Because the duel…was already on!

Ben smirked. 'Your name? Tell it to Yama!'

…

Then, he started to explore the body of the unnamed girl, who he labeled 34C, inside the room where Beluga was conceived…

The woman was also into it, kissing him back with encouragement. However, since Ben turned the light off to hide certain evidence strewn about, it was a little difficult to get their positions in sync. So, the two shifted around several times, trying to get comfortable, which is when the girl found an Easter egg. "Oh~ Nice, I found some of your toys!"

"Toys? Like what, a LEGO?"

*Bzzz*

She turned on the toy...

In the dark, Ben blinked, uncertain where the noise was coming from. "What's that sound. Is that a pigeon?"

…

Then, he touched it, and realized what it was—a dildo!

*Slap!*

He smacked it across the room!

...

Ben grimaced. "You don't want that toy! It's malfunctioning!"

"But I…"

"Try this toy!" Ben put her hand on the original model…which led her to smile, and start her own game of Hungry Hungry Hippos…

Once that happened, Ben's body relaxed once again, because at that point, he was confident he'd pass his challenge, if nothing unexpected happened…

…Which it didn't.

Without LMR, Ben was able to escalate, and without having to develop comfort and not even working much on arousal, they were soon having sex!

Once he saw his challenge clear, Ben released a massive sigh of relief…

However, it wasn't the proper moment to deal with the rewards. First, he wanted to focus on enjoying himself.

In addition, tonight, he wasn't the only one!

While Ben didn't know what happened to Chuck, he could hear two other couples making very telling sounds in adjacent rooms: Antonio and Beluga!

…Not together!

Each with a woman!

They heard him as well!

Then, it was like the three men shared a telepathic connection, as all three narrowed their eyes. At that moment, a certain powerful impulse brewed inside of them...

It was as if they were all death row convicts that escaped from various prisons all over the world, each arriving to the same place at the same time. The reason? Unclear... The only thing they knew was they felt the urge to fight some random kid named Baki...

No…this time, the enemy's name, was pussy...

As for that powerful impulse they felt? That desire that overwhelmed them...it was...to compete against each other! To become the best! Why? Because it seemed cool! That's the only reason they needed! No, the only reason any man needed!

3rd stratagem of web novels: if you can't come up with a decent motivation for a character to do something, make him pursue strength! To desire to become the strongest! All men can relate to it because all men were 12 years old at one point.

Ben, Beluga, and Antonio had also been 12…

As such, this motivation resounded in their one-dimensional souls! 'I will be the champion!'

With that becoming the center of their beings, they started to pound their girls even harder!

"Ahhh~"

"Yessss~"

"Give it to me~"

The girls started going insane! It was like the three guys were competing on an applause meter but for moans!

It continued for many minutes! Screams of women resounded throughout the house!

*Pant* *Pant*

Meanwhile, the three were panting and sweating, switching into overdrive with their grundle gears…

They gave it their all despite exhaustion, unwilling to lose, waiting for the moment they got a plot penis power up…

Except, they weren't all protagonists. None of them possessed infinite stamina, and one in particular, found himself a bit lacking. The first one to reach his limit…was Antonio!

Grinding his teeth, he listened to his younger cousin's girl nearby as she screamed and hollered, and Antonio refused to accept it! "I don't believe it! Is he so great?!? Does he have three cocks and six balls?!?

…

Yet, his body couldn't hold out. With a face full of unwillingness, Antonio threw in the paper towels… "Ay! Fittin' to cum!

…

Like that, he was eliminated!

Now, there were two…

Beluga and Ben kept at it with stern faces, deep in thot…

Neither was willing to quit! Their reputations were on the line! As the senior and the one with home-phallus advantage...Beluga would never give up, because he wasn't fighting only for himself anymore. He wouldn't allow himself to disappoint his home fans--his pet fish…

As for Ben, he'd taken so many potions, he didn't believe he wouldn't be the last one out, having faith he'd hang in there longer...

In fact, even the girls started to get sore and considered asking for a break, but they were already riding the tiger…

Soon, both Ben and Beluga were drenched in sweat and exhausted, but a winner was inevitable, so when Ben heard his mentor slowing down, he realized victory was imminent. Yet, it was at that moment that he remembered everything Beluga had done for him, and experienced a change of hearts. Spreading a helpless smile, Ben made a decision--the heroic sacrifice!

He chose to finish first! To let Beluga keep his face! But if he was going out, he'd do it in style! He yelled across the house! "DROPPINNGGG LOADSSSS!"

…

Hearing that, Beluga's nerves also eased as he glanced in the direction of Ben's room and snorted. 'Looks like he understands manners after all…' It was a good thing for Beluga too because he couldn't last a second longer. "HURP!" He went cross-eyed!

…

Soon after, the three heroes were lying on their women, exhausted and unable to move, the ladies having pushed them to a state of pussy paralysis…

Like that, a beautiful night ended, with everyone drifting off to sleep, as the neighbors kept shouting about the noise…

*Author's Note: MPUAS has come so far! We're stable at number 3 in the rankings now, but our goal is number 1! So please give your support! Remember to vote daily so we can ride this rocket ship to the top! Fighting to become the strongest! So we can beat Baki, become champions of anything and everything, and ascend to higher realms of lunacy!