My Pick Up Artist System

As Ben stepped out into the street from the subway, he froze when he saw how many good-looking people there were. Young men and women were everywhere, in lavish nightlife attire, chatting and laughing as they walked to their destinations. This was a neighborhood Ben had never been to, another hotspot of Manhattan nightlife, and with the perfect name representing his goal for the night—it was the Meatpacking District…

Unlike the West Village that housed bars like Domina, this neighborhood catered to big nightclubs. Top DJs, models, and the wealthy frequented this area on a regular basis. It was a place where people of a higher tier of appearance and status gathered, but Ben hoped to sneak in…

As he walked to his destination, he couldn't help having a sense that he didn't belong, but soon, his mood improved, because he saw someone who looked even more out of place. There, on a corner, was big Beluga in a formal three-piece purple suit and tie…and he wasn't alone.

Antonio was nearby, trying to attract the attention of passing girls, by doing the robot…

It wasn't working though...

In addition, there was even an unexpected fourth member, Chuck, who was doing his best to learn and imitate the moves of metallic mayhem on Antonio's side…

Meanwhile, Beluga was giving yelling pointers, on how to be more robotic…

Ben pondered something. 'Should I go alone?'

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He shook his head though. 'F*ck it. Tonight, let's go C*cktimus Prime.'

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Soon, they all greeted each other and chatted for a few minutes as they prepared to go out. Ben slapped Chuck's arm. "Hey, you're a freshman, right? Will you be able to get in?"

Chuck nodded. "I think so. My roommate helped me get a fake ID."

"Hey, you wanna hit this?" Antonio interrupted them as he passed Ben his iPhone.

"Huh?" Ben glanced at it, and saw it was playing a video, of a hardcore p.o.r.n!

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Ben stepped back. "What the f*ck are you showing me p.o.r.n for? We're in public!" He looked around to make sure no one saw them.

Antonio chuckled. "Relax cuz. This is good for getting the T-levels up before goin' out."

Beluga nodded. "It does work, Benjamin..."

That's when Ben noticed Beluga was watching his own p.o.r.n.

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Then, Beluga and Antonio even put their phones side by side and started doing critique.

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"She has the physical advantage, but look at that amateur technique..."

"Don't even start. Those are the tits that never quits..."

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Observing this, Ben could only shake his head in disbelief, looking to the side at little Chuck and having the impulse to cover his big young eyes as he brought him to a safe place far away from here…

It was only due to Ben's vehement insistence that the group soon left to go to the club, forcing the two public perverts to end their play by play analysis…

Several minutes later, as they arrived outside Latrine, Ben's eyes broadened, because of how upscale it was!

A doorman and bouncers in tuxedos stood at the front of a spacious entrance area, which was cordoned off by a velvet rope. Dim red lighting illuminated the space, casting a glow on the red carpet that led to the shadowy interior. A group of tall models walked in right as Ben's group arrived. Ben swallowed at the sight of the beauties. 'It's the entrance to the s.l.u.tlestial realm!'

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He also felt relief he suggested they arrive early. 'It's lucky we got here now. I read online this club gets so busy that a line develops around the block.' Seeing their destination, the four got onto the back of the short line, as they chatted waiting for their turn to enter.

A short while later, they reached the doorman at the head of the queue, who looked them up and down with a disapproving glance. "You on the list?"

Antonio and Beluga looked at each other before Antonio replied. "No, we're just walkin' up."

The doorman shook his head with a c.o.c.ky smirk. "If you're not on the list I can't help you. Private party tonight. Step to the side."

The four frowned, and right at that moment, two handsome men in expensive-looking clothes walked up from behind them, as the doorman lifted the rope to let them in with no trouble.

"How come they got in?" Ben furrowed his brows.

The doorman gave him a cursory glance before looking back at his phone and sneering. "Look, kid. With your appearance, you'll never get in here."

Hearing this, Ben wanted to curse. 'So it's looks again, but it's not like I can change that now.

As the four stepped out of line, Chuck sighed. "Sh*t. What do we do now?"

Everyone in the group looked at Beluga, the most experienced of them, and when they saw his expression, they couldn't help but feel a sense of relief.

Beluga smirked with confidence, staring at the doorman as if he was thinking of the perfect plan that would get them inside at any moment.

A minute later…with a confident smirk, Beluga was still staring at the doorman because he came up with nothing.

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Right then, a group walked up from another side of the entrance. Ben viewed a girl give the doorman some names as he scanned down a list on a clipboard, and soon permitted them entry. Seeing that, Ben remembered an item he'd been carrying with him for a long time, and realized this was the perfect opportunity to utilize it.

Reaching into his pocket and grabbing it, he received a system notification if he wanted to use it. Choosing yes, he sent a few mental commands.

A few seconds later, he turned to his friends. "Don't worry, I got this."

Antonio kept nodding as he gave him a deep glance. Seeing this expression full of trust, Ben was thankful to have such a cousin.

Antonio put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "You gonna hit him in the nuts again?"

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Before Ben could respond, Chuck and Beluga also gave their support.

"If you're going to curse his mother..."

"Benjamin, if it's s.e.x.u.a.l favors..."

"F*CK OFF!" Ben fumed.

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'What kind of f*cking friends are these?' Ignoring them, he took a deep breath, and approached the doorman.

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