My Master Disconnected Yet Again

Panda Novel

Shen Ying was watering the radish. Ever since it had returned from Yin Tian Town, the radish had stayed in its vegetable plot and refused to come out. Perhaps due to the mental trauma, it remained in the form of a radish, not turning into a human, even though its Spirit Qi had already recovered and its leaves had grown out.

“Radish, why do you keep staying in that hole? Quickly transform into a human.” Shen Ying persuaded the radish earnestly while watering it.

“Ji!” Indeed, Little Missy still likes my absolute beautiful looks.

“If you don’t change into human form, there won’t be enough people doing the cleaning!”

“…” Radish felt an arrow to its heart.

Just as Shen Ying was about to continue her persuading, however, the sounds of footsteps were heard nearby.

“Huh. I was obviously pointed in this direction, so why can’t I find that person?” Feng Ying had followed the path which Lonemoon had pointed out. He sensed someone’s aura nearby, but did not see anyone and so grew agitated. He had never expected that this sect master would be the kind of person who would hide and not show their face; hence, he immediately used his Divine Perception. “System, get me the map of this place.” He did not believe that he could not find the sect master.

[Ding! Invincible Sect’s map has been opened. Target spotted! A hundred metres ahead, approximately 33 feet.]

“33 feet?” Feng Ying turned his head and looked straight towards the spirit herb vegetable plot, glanced around several times, but did not find anyone. “Where’s the person? System, did you make a mistake?”

“Uh… Are you looking for me?” Shen Ying could not help but ask.

“Who?” Shocked, it was a moment before Feng Ying realized there was a girl in a daze, holding onto a bottle and standing amongst all the spirit herbs.

A woman?!

Astonished, his face grew solemn as he said in a high tone, “You are the sect master of Invincible Sect?”

“Yes.” Shen Ying nodded earnestly. “Who are you?”

“Who am I?!” He laughed coldly, his face filled with sarcasm. “Soul Chasing Tower, do you remember this name?”

“No, I don’t.”

Feng Ying froze for a moment as if he had not expected her to respond so frankly. “Then you better remember this name from now on.” He grew angrier the more he spoke, pronouncing every word clearly. “I am the Soul Chasing Tower’s Tower Master, Feng Ying. I am here to get an explanation for the incident which took place three days ago.”

“What incident?”

“You are still denying it! Do you dare say that the person who broke into the Soul Chasing Tower and beat up hundreds of my men was not you?!”

“Yup!”

“You…” He was dumbfounded, never having come across such a shameless person. Every word he uttered only further stirred up his anger, so he directly drew out his sword and pointed it at her, saying, “You are really bullying others to the extreme. Although my Soul Chasing Tower isn’t some aristocratic family, we are not ones to be bullied.”

He immediately summoned forth his Spirit Qi and countless spirit swords appeared around him, all aimed right towards Shen Ying. “Don’t think that you can do whatever you want in the Upper Azure World just because you have a high-level cultivation. Today, I, Feng Ying, am going to seek justice.” He then transmitted his thoughts through his Divine Perception, “System, immediately pick a sure win cultivation technique and stimulate all of my potential. I must teach this Invincible Sect’s sect master a lesson today.”

Feng Ying was not a careless person. His cultivation could not be weak to have the guts to go up directly against the sect master of Invincible Sect. He did come over to Invincible Sect in the heat of the moment, but since he dared to come alone, he had already done sufficient preparation. So what if she had a Nascent Soul cultivation? With the System as his trump card, he would definitely win; moreover, this was not his first time going face to face against a Soul Formation cultivator.

In this regard, he had absolute confidence. After he finished speaking, he did not have any bit of worry in his heart as he directly attacked with his sword. As usual, reminder sounds alerted him by his ear.

[Ding! Host has stimulated your highest potential. The time limit is 15 minutes, a quarter of an hour.]

[Ding! Scanning opponent’s strengths! Beginning to match data in database for most suitable cultivation technique.]

[Ding! Opponent’s battle percentage: 80%, 90%, 100%, 200%, 1000%…¥%@¥@¥%@¥%¥%]

[Ding ding ding! Exceeding statistics… Major buffer overflow… %@¥%@%@#¥%… Higher dimensional living organism!]

[Spotted a badass! Begin emergency measure. Ding! Emergency mission: Please kneel down for the badass and showcase your boot-licking skills!]

What?

Σ(°△°|||)

Feng Ying’s sword had already drawn near within half a metre of Shen Ying. He suddenly felt a thread of electricity coursing through his entire body. Both of his knees went soft, dropping to the ground, as his head plopped onto the stone stack at the side and he kowtowed.

Feng Ying: “…”

Shen Ying: “…”

Uh… We’re only meeting for the first time. No need to greet me in such a big way?

(⊙_⊙)

An eerie silence fell over the whole area.

“System, what the hell are you doing?!” Feng Ying snarled in his heart and immediately transmitted his thoughts through Divine Perception. “Why am I kneeling all of a sudden? Didn’t I get you to stimulate my potential? What’s going on?”

[Ding! Opponent is a high level living organism from another world exceeding this dimension.]

“I don’t care what kind of stupid living organism she is? I don’t understand, I just want to have my revenge for the Soul Chasing Tower and beat her up!”

[Ding! System’s safety regulations forbids the host to make any rude gestures towards an opposing party with higher level of existence. That is called seeking death!]

“What do you mean? You mean I can’t defeat her?”

[Ding! In front of the high level living organism, the host is considered: Trash!]

“That’s impossible, don’t you have a lot of tools? There’s no way I can lose, right?”

[Ding! Heh heh…]

“…”

[Ding! Mandatory mission: Please leave a good impression on the badass to express your pure and harmless identity. If the mission fails, the punishment mechanism will begin.]

“What! You’re asking me to boot-lick her? Impossible! She destroyed the people of my Soul Chasing Tower.”

[Ding! Please begin your mission in ten seconds. Nine… Eight…]

“Aren’t you my system? Why are you helping an outsider?”

[Six… Five… Four…]

“Hey hey hey…”

“That…” Shen Ying’s mouth twitched, she could not help but poke at the person before her who had been kneeling for so long and remind kindly, “Are you guys done with the discussion?”

System: “…”

Feng Ying: “…”

A moment later…

“You… you can hear it!” Feng Ying took a huge step back with a look of astonishment towards Shen Ying.

“I didn’t want to listen.” Shen Ying sighed. “But… did you guys forget to turn off the public mode?”

“…” What the hell was public mode?

[Ding! System exposed! System exposed! System exposed!]

Stunned, Feng Ying looked at the woman before him with his mouth agape and could not elicit a response. The System was his greatest trump card, and yet it was so easily… discovered… discovered…

Σ(°△°|||) Fossilizing…

Looking at his face of breakdown and despair, Shen Ying did not have the heart to see him like that.

“That… novel seemed to say that the System is not public right?”

“…”

“It’s okay. How about… I act like I can’t hear it?”

“…”

“Eh. Actually, even if I couldn’t have heard it, you didn’t greet me in any way, began to talk with the System and then knelt there for so long, just glaring around. Don’t you find it awkward?”

“…”

“Did you also shove others to the side in other times when you talked to your System?”

“…”

“Hey. May I ask, do… you still have friends?”

“…”

Dong dong dong. The numerous sounds of knifes to his heart were faintly heard and he suddenly felt a pain in his chest. What was going on?

I don’t have friends, but so what? How is that your business!

Wa wa wa… He wanted to cry…

“Huh… hey, don’t cry?”

“Who’s crying?” Feng Ying’s shame turned to anger as he snarled back before realizing his own tears were surging out like waves and he was baffled as they fell down his face.

[Ding! Automatically triggering the Weeping Beauty function. Helps to gain a better impression from the badass!]

“F*ck you!” He immediately gave up on transmitting his voice through his Divine Perception and snarled in despair, “That’s enough, System! What weeping beauty? Get those tears back in now!”

[Ding! Mandatory mission cannot be canceled!]

“F*ck you, whose system are you exactly?” But no matter how he fought back, the tears still kept coming down—there was no way to stop them. He cried till he began to feel dizzy yet there was no sign of his tears ceasing to flow. All of a sudden, he felt that taking revenge, venting anger and moral integrity were all rubbish.

He came forward to hug Shen Ying’s thigh and said, “Badass! It’s my fault. I should not have overestimated myself to challenge Invincible Sect, so please make this stupid System stop? You can get me to do anything. My eyes are going blind here.”

“…”

Thus, when Yi Qing and Lonemoon came over, what they saw was the Tower Master, who had adamantly wanted to seek revenge for the Soul Chasing Tower, hugging onto Shen Ying’s thigh and crying out a river.

The both of them: “…”

What the hell?!

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