My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Xu Cai’s face darkened when he saw Ling Mo head down the corridor with the rest. He pulled Shi Bin, who was at the back of the group, over and asked in a low voice, “Tell me about him.”

Shi Bin was stunned. He’d was about to say “psychic”, but he haltingly corrected himself when he thought of Ling Mo’s chilling gaze, “He is…how would I know what kind of person he is. Either way, he’s Ye Lian’s boyfriend…” After he said that, he dejectedly added, “His skill isn’t bad either.”

“Oh,” Xu Cai nodded his head before he suddenly leaned closer whispered, “You definitely have some food on you, right? Could you give us a bit of help? I’ll be honest with you, we don’t have much left.”

Shi Bin had a bitter look on his face, “How could I have any food! Ling Mo has plenty of it, however, he dislikes me, so I don’t get any! But I, your father, can do without it!” Shi Bin’s face was flushed red in anger.

“In that case…” Xu Cai clapped Shi Bin on the shoulder and said, “it looks like your life these past few days wasn’t all that good either. How long are you guys planning to stay here for?”

“How would I know. But since it’s getting dark, we should be staying here for the night.”

“How about this, look for a chance to separate yourself from the group awhile later. I’ll be waiting for you at the staircase.”

Xu Cai’s suggestion gave rise to a look of suspicion on Shi Bin’s face, but Xu Cai quickly added, “I only wanted to speak with you about some things, don’t worry. Besides, aren’t we brothers? Are you telling me that Ling Mo even has the ability to restrict your freedom?”

“Alright then… I’ll take my leave.”

Shi Bin hurriedly said his farewell to Xu Cai and rushed to catch up with Ling Mo’s group.

Shi Bin, on the other hand, remained silent at the entrance for a long while before he revealed a chilling smile. From the looks of it, Ling Mo had Shi Bin under his thumb, causing resentment to well up within Shi Bin.

People like Shi Bin were the type people who had a vicious side, but they were narrow-minded and extremely jealous. He thought his true personality was hidden very well, but Xu Cai had long since seen through him.

“With a bag that big and the number of weapons they had…” Xu Cai slowly clenched his fist. Appearing as if he’d made up his mind, he turned around and faced the group of students still had a look of astonishment on their faces.

A male student squeezed his way out of the group and agitatedly said, “Xu Cai! Why’d you block us just now! Didn’t you hear what that person said? They came from the red light district! We can’t stay here and wait for our deaths, we need to beg them to bring us along!”

Xu Cai slammed the door shut with his backhand and shot the male student a vicious glare filled with anger, “What did you say?”

Although the male student was tall and chubby, he was fearful of Xu Cai. He immediately shut his mouth after hearing Xu Cai retort and even meekly averted his eyes, no longer daring to meet his gaze.

Everyone in the room immediately fell silent, but another male student quickly welled up the courage to say, “He’s right! Xu Cai, you’ve always brought a few people out to look for food and you always end up being the only one to come back alive, but the food you bring back isn’t even enough to last us a few days… If this keeps up, we…we don’t want to die just yet! Let’s ask them for help!”

“What, are you trying to say that I’m the one who left them behind and caused their deaths? Are you trying to imply that if this keeps up, the rest of you are going to die as well?” Xu Cai’s eyes widened, and his tone of voice immediately turning vicious, “Each and every one of you are eating the food that I’ve risked my life to bring back, and yet you still dare to say such things to me? All of you would be dead without me! Are you all thinking that I deprived you of your lifeline just now? Do you idiots really believe that they managed to get through the red light district with just the few of them? What a joke! Let’s not talk about the others, but I know all about trash like Shi Bin. As for the other guy, he doesn’t look like anything much either. Even if he is stronger than Shi Bin, it isn’t by much. Even if Ye Lian and the other girl look rather skillful, they’re stringing along an invalid!”

After saying that, Xu Cai licked his lips and let out a derisive laugh, “Do you guys really believe they have what it takes to get through the red light district? Then let me ask you this: what are they doing here? Why would they bother coming back after going through all that trouble to escape? That guy saying he has things to take care of here…is full of shit! Do you think I’m like the rest of you idiots and lack a brain? With the way things are, he wouldn’t come running back even for the sake of his own mother! The way I see it, they’re likely getting ready to escape!”

“That…”

Xu Cai’s words caused everyone to look at each other in dismay. After hesitating awhile, he couldn’t resist asking another question, “Then why would they lie?”

“Why? To scare you idiots! Didn’t you see what he had on him? Didn’t you see large his bag was? How much do you think is inside it? Also, he, Ye Lian and that long haired girl were all holding sabers! What kind of weapons are we using now? Baseball bats and dismantled metal poles! If we had better weapons, would so many people have died?”

Xu Cai’s tirade had caused his spittle to fly all over the place and left his face red from the agitation, “It’s afternoon now and they’re likely exhausted. Coupled with the fact that they’re bringing along an invalid, chances are they won’t be leaving this place tonight…”

“Are you implying that…” Another person tried to sound out Xu Cai’s intention.

Xu Cai clenched his fist and raised it in flash, his eyes filled with unconcealed viciousness, “Tell me, do you guys think it’s easier to steal from the living, or from zombies?”

The dojo was immediately filled with silence.

They were trapped here for a long time, and rarely encountered survivors, but those survivors often cried to ask them to stay, not only did this not bring the slightest advantage, but added a burden.

Xu Cai was the strongest, and naturally had become the leader of the group of survivors, although when he went out in search of food, he always brought an unlucky few along, but for the rest of the people it was a chance.

As long as the sacrifice isn’t me,  and I don’t have to see it …people think that even if there must be a sacrifice, I can get food, then it’s nothing to pick out some people as bait, as long as the role of bait doesn’t fall on their head.

Unable to resist their fate, and not having the courage to resist, they had become more and more numb, which is the mentality of the group of students now.

So when Xu Cai made such a suggestion, they where shocked for a moment, but quickly revealed a greedy and excited expression.

“Yes, they must have lied to us …”

“They brought so many good things, but give us nothing? Aren’t we classmates”

“That is, do they have the heart to let us starve to death? That’s too ruthless!”

“Let’s ask them first, if they won’t, we’ll take it!”

Listening to these students more and more intense discussion, Xu Cai’s face suddenly revealed a trace of a smile. Long-term hunger, and the shadow of death that could come at any moment, has caused them to become devoid of the last vestiges of sanity.  They are now a group of lunatics, only needing a little push, and you can make them go completely crazy.

However, at this moment, a shrill voice suddenly rings: “You say that they are going to escape from school, which means that before, they were stranded in school like us?  Even if the food has been collected over several days, how do you explain the three blades? Our school doesn’t allow carrying blades. ”

The person who asked this question, is a short girl, Xu Cai didn’t have a strong impression of this girl, only that she usually didn’t say a word, unexpectedly she dared to stand up against him.  The problem is, that girl hit the nail on the head, and the group of people who had just been interested in the theft immediately realized that something was wrong.

Xu Cai heart suddenly felt very disgusted with this girl, he wanted to rush forward and slap her, but at this time had to restrain restraint again, said with a smile…

” Perhaps it was quietly brought in, for after all, it’s not that strictly enforced. Did you forgot, on the news before the disaster? It said our city was searched and they found more than 5,000 prohibited guns and various knives, and then burned it all. Does this not explain the problem? ”

“Ha, also, who hasn’t brought something into the dorms that the school doesn’t allow?“

“That is, if we let them go, we might starve to death here.”

“I don’t want to starve to death. And maybe they’re willing to give us food? ”

Although these people have some doubts in their hearts, in contrast, they are even more reluctant to give up this precious opportunity.

Xu Cai only a slight smirk at the corner of his mouth, while he coldly watched the face of the helpless girl.

In fact, Xu Cai indeed not dumb, his could see clearly, these few people’s strength is absolutely not low, at least Shanna and Ye Lian should not be trifled with, after all, with just the three good weapons they had, it would be sufficient to take them all out.

If they were really weak, how could Xu Cai have shared so much food with the group? Even if they didn’t want to go along with his strategy, to take out Ling Mo and the others right away, they still ad value.(1) His purpose is only to use these students.

Then let them go ahead, and those who are strong will not be able to unscathed under the siege of so many people, and hiding behind a bargain, you can gain big…

The best result is that they will not only get food and weapons, but they may also have a good relationship with Ye Lian. Even if she is killed in the chaos, it’s fine as long as the face is not damaged.

“You did not take the road to heaven, but broke through the doors of hell, you can’t blame me for being ruthless, just blame your bad luck, I was forced ah …”

Having more than just a sneer in his heart, Xu Cai had his eyes locked onto the girl who questioned him. He pulled the girl over, when the girl was just about to scream, he reached out and covered her mouth, and then to the group of stunned people, exposed a hint of evil smile.

“I know you haven’t been with someone, in order to improve the success rate, we should practice in advance of going down, right?”

“This female classmate decided to sacrifice herself and let you enjoy yourselves, both for your bravery and for the battle encouragement. However those without courage can stand on the side and jerk off,  have courage come!”

As soon as he said it, the group of boys immediately showed very surprised expression, but from Xu Cai’s look, it was not a joke.

The girl mentioned was almost mid-air, eyes full of tears, showing a look of begging, watching the staring boys. Xu Cai did not wait for them to answer, and “rip” soon tore off the girl’s clothes.

“There are many of you who have never been in the meat! How, could you refuse?”

His provocative words, and the excitement of the scene, immediately unleashed the beast hidden in the heart of the group of people…… As the first person rushed rushed up, the scene suddenly became out of control.Even two other girls have not been spared.

Xu Cai Cold eyes suddenly turned to stand at the door of Teacher Luo, suddenly revealed a strange smile. Teacher Luo made eye contact with Xu Cai, and immediately shuddered all over. He took a deep look at the Xu Cai, eventually gritting his teeth, and joining in with the insane group of people …

[(1) Had a lot of trouble with this line, if anyone can find a better translation for(更不会耍这些手段，也不会等到凌默一行人离开，而是当场就出手了！) I can change it.]

TLN:

I’m thinking of translating this, it’s relatively easy and I like the series so far(though Xu Cai choke on his own dick and several others) and the previous translator said anyone can pick up the series while they’re on hiatus.

As a reminder I machine translate, and I don’t know the language so it’s not going to be 100% accurate. Since I’m by myself I don’t know how often I can put out chapters but I’ll try not to make it too long. If you see any mistakes,point them out so I can fix it.

Also if anyone knows of resources on how to set up my wordpress to make reading and navigating more easy and fluid a link would be appreciated.