My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Chapter 356 Part 1 – Real Life Sex Doll

Editor: Zephyr04     Translator: Jhung0301

“Since the situation has already come to this, there’s no other choice but to figure out a solution…. Most importantly, we can’t let Yu Wen Xuan and the others be suspicious about this.”

Ling Mo sighed and said, “Hei Si, look after your new partner and follow behind us. Please pay attention and try not to get discovered by people. At a crucial moment, you should be able to control her mouth, right? I forgot, complicates instructions might be a bit too hard for you to understand…. How about this, unless I’m the one talking to her, she isn’t allowed to speak. Otherwise, who knows if she’s going to sell [1] me out when I’m not looking.”

Hei Si’s small little head swayed, and then Ling Mo felt some spiritual energy suddenly come from her direction.

“Huh? This feels like a different kind of way to communicate.”

Using spiritual force wasn’t a good way to translate things, but it could at least convey Hei Si’s emotions.

She had just sent a “happy” emotion to Ling Mo. However, this “happy” emotion could mean many things since Hei Si didn’t have a lot of emotions. But here, she was probably trying to tell Ling Mo that she “understood.”

It seems that after Hei Si switched to her symbiosis form, her potential could finally be exerted. It’s like changing to an even more powerful motor.

“What are we going to do about this parasitic host …?”

He turned to look at the maid girl, her eyes dull. After being released from Hei Si’s control, her eyes also turned back to a bloody red color.

“Is it just me, or does that unconscious look on her face make her look like a sex doll….” By the time Ling Mo realized what he was saying, it was already too late.

Shana looked at him with a strange expression and gave him a strange smile, “Oh really? It seems that you must have received something similar in the mail, since you seem to be knowledgeable about it, right?”

“It’s a misunderstanding, I just remember seeing it in an online store before….”

“And why were you looking at this kind of product?” Shana kept on chasing. Her expression and tone at this time was no different from a jealous little girl.

“I was a curious teenager back then and it happened to be conveniently there while I was scrolling through….”

“Are all teenagers such perverts? You should apologize to all the world’s teenagers for making such a comment.”

“Dark Shana, save me……”

Yu Shi Ran licked her lips and said, “No matter what kind of doll it is…. In short, it sounds like it tastes delicious. Human, since I can’t kill you for the time being, I can only reluctantly eat this low-grade thing first….”

As soon as she finished speaking, she rushed towards the maid girl.

“PUTONG! [2]”

She jumped into the air with excitement, but just as she saw her hands almost touch the maid zombie’s collar, she suddenly dropped to the ground. Needless to say, this masterpiece was definitely done by Hei Si.

“It seems that this parasitic host is still useful for Hei Si. In fact, I also still need it as well…. Otherwise, how would I be able to explain to Yu Wen Xuan and others when I come back with a person missing? Ling Mo rubbed his eyebrows and said.

Yu Shi Ran quickly climbed back up and was about to flip, but suddenly noticed that all of Ling Mo’s attention was placed on the maid girl.

“This is a good opportunity, GIVE ME YOUR SAUSAGE, HUMAN!”

“PUTONG!” Yu Shi Ran fell down three more times.

“Just give up already. When I have some free time, I’ll teach you how to be obedient.”

Ling Mo patted Yu Shi Ran’s head. He then took control of the maid girl and made her walk with him towards the furniture store.

“Where did you catch this fatty?”

Ling Mo stood in front of the fat man, looked up at him, and asked.

Yu Shi Ran replied, “We caught him while he was wandering around.”

“That basically tells me nothing.”

Ling Mo said, as he used his spiritual tentacle to cut the rope.

However, his spiritual tentacles have always aimed at the spiritual light ball as a target. In this way, it was always accurate and was always a headshot. Therefore, when he cut the rope, it completely skinned past the fatty’s scalp. Although he wasn’t sure what method Ling Mo used to cut the rope, the fat man still felt his scalp turn numb and started pitifully crying.

Then he felt his body fall heavily on to the ground.

After dusting himself, Ling Mo crouched down and pulled away the strip of cloth that was plugged inside the fatty’s mouth.

His face was covered with two deep marks, his mouth seemed to have numbed, and he coughed for a while before opening his mouth to yell “AHHH! AHHH!”

“Hey.” Ling Mo saw his terrified expression after seeing Yu Shi Ran and he quickly waved at her to move.

With Hei Si’s interference, although Yu Shi Ran had a very unhappy expression on her face, she still turned around and moved away.

“Is this ok?”

The moment Ling Mo asked this, the fat man started to scream again.

to be continued…

[1] – So just in case people don’t understand what “being sold” means in chinese. It means to be betrayed/backstabbed.

[2] – No idea why the author used this as a sound effect for falling on the ground. Usually this sound effect is used when you fall into the water.