My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

In the central room of the old house, the four sisters came together to meet someone.

To Gu Nian's surprise, he realized that his little cousin, who had only acknowledged his grandfather for the past two days and had been slightly friendly to his grandmother, was now sitting obediently in the emperor's arms.

Heh, you really know how to!

to gu nian's surprise, she realized that the little fellow seemed to be looking at her provocatively. moreover, the look in his eyes was very familiar.

However, upon closer inspection, the little thing was playing with the emperor's clothes again, as if she was not looking at her.

"Uncle ye, you must be tired from the prefecture! Let me hold my little brother! You should rest well!" Gu Nian stepped forward, intending to take the little thing outside to study it carefully.

Before the Emperor could say anything, the little thing hugged the emperor's arm tightly.

The Emperor laughed heartily. hahahaha, mother, look. None of the children in the family are close to me. This kid is close to me! Look at his pitiful little eyes. Aiyo, I really want to carry him back!"

Uncle Gu waved his hand and said,"brother ye, you can carry her back!" I really don't want this baby anymore! I've been suffering from his demonic sounds for a few months ever since he was born. In the end, he's only half a year old, and he's already learned how to hit me! I'm so angry! You can take it with you when you leave!"

Gu Ren looked at uncle Gu in disdain.

Uncle Gu was speechless.

Could this little brat be transformed from a demon? he could understand words at such a young age?

but when he looked closely, it was still the little boy's silly expression. he didn't despise him?

The Emperor lifted Gu Ren up with both hands and raised him high."Little brat, are you coming back with me? Although my family doesn't lack sons and daughters, I lack a clingy son like you!"

Gu Ren shook his head and kicked his legs. He was drooling as he spoke in baby language,"yiyiyaya!"

The Emperor was pleased by his actions. He put the man in his arms and wiped his saliva with a handkerchief."Are you going to grow teeth? you're drooling. Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

At this moment, eunuch Fu, who was standing at the side, suddenly cried out as if he had seen something unbelievable. "Aiya! old master!"

Gu Ren's face was blank. Like a fountain, he peed. The line of his pee started from below Gu Ren's stomach and stopped at the emperor's clothes.

the gu family:

Uncle Gu stood up and carried the child over. Aiyo, younger brother ye, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I forgot to put a diaper in for the child.

Seeing that the Emperor was still holding the child without moving, uncle Gu patted Gu Ren's little bottom. "brother ye, this is the first time you've been peed by a child, right? hahaha, i'm telling you, this virgin boy's pee is good! If a virgin boy pees on you, your luck will become better. In the past, when my son peed on me, I went to work at the dock and picked up money! I'm fine, I'm fine!"

Gu Ren became obedient and did not make a fuss as he allowed uncle Gu to carry him back to the house. He looked at the Emperor guiltily on uncle Gu's shoulder and did not dare to look at him anymore.

the transmigration trio who witnessed all this: This person must have travelled from the capital and recognized the Emperor!

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That night, the Emperor received news from Yan Mo that he had successfully caught the person who sold the bliss powder and had also found the hideout of the person behind it.

The Emperor was overjoyed. He pulled Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu and asked, " "So boss Gu is telling the truth! This virgin boy's urine is really effective, it can bring good luck! Hahahaha!"

Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu were speechless.

Shouldn't they say that general Yan is very capable?

The Emperor then said,"hey, what do you think I should give to that baby?" Or, should I take him in as my godson?"

Xue Qianyu: " forget it. Even your son in the capital doesn't like me. If you have a godson, he won't live to be a year old.

Lu Zheng: " forget it. I've personally experienced the struggles of your sons. Don't hurt Xinxin's little cousin, okay? "