My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Empress Jiang laughed and said,"you also said that I haven't left the palace for decades. How can I have enough of looking at it?" Just for the scenery outside the palace, I can hold back my carsick feelings."

"Qianqian's mother, when you say hold it back, is it what your son is thinking of?" the Emperor asked.

Empress Jiang nodded and said,"that's right!" it's what you're thinking of! Aiya, my son, you don't understand my sadness! Back then, your father only had me as his wife and two concubines. After entering the palace, the three of us couldn't even fight in the palace. How boring is it for me to be an Empress! Look at how interesting it is to be an Empress!"

"Before she gave birth, she was afraid that you would not dote on her. After giving birth, she would ignore you and be afraid that the sons of the other concubines would harm her son. Every day, they would fight and fight, so they had no time to think about the scenery outside the palace! AI!"

The emperor's mouth twitched. Zhenzhen, mother, are you saying that it was all father's fault that I had too few concubines and made you bored? no one wanted to compete with you for favor and no one wanted to harm your son? "

Empress Jiang pursed her lips and replied,"not really." This is the fault of your missing Imperial uncle! If he didn't disappear, our family would be free!"

"Mother, if that disappeared Imperial uncle suddenly appears and wants to snatch my position, what will you do?" the Emperor held his forehead.

Empress Jiang's eyes moved and she said,"give it to him!" Why are you snatching? look at how comfortable your father's other two sons are being Wangye! Look at your sons, how painful it is for them to be princes! At such a young age, your heart is like a sieve. What's the point of calculating all day?"

The Emperor shut himself up and didn't want to speak.

After I was the Emperor for more than ten years, my mother said,"don't be an Emperor anymore, it's tiring!"

AI!

"Zhao 'er, how long until we reach Qing Province?" Empress Jiang asked as the carriage stopped at a courier station.

"In a few days! He should be able to catch up to the Qingzhou government's Dragon Boat during the Dragon Boat Festival. Mother, when I'm done dealing with things in Qing Province, we'll go to the village at the crossroads. It's the village with the washing and protection set. That family is very fun! His son and his family felt like old friends at first sight. Even the zahai pepper you like is made by their family. I wonder if they've got any new stuff after half a year!" The Emperor said with great interest.

"Alright! I also want to see the people who are familiar with my son at first sight." Empress Jiang was very interested in this.

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The day before the Dragon Boat Festival, the Gu family went to the prefecture together again, leaving only uncle Gu, aunt Gu, and forbear.

Uncle Gu carried ninren and looked pitifully at the donkey cart as it drove away. He muttered to ninren, " "AI, bear with it! Father can't help but want to scold you again! Why did you come so early? you should have just endured it! If you had endured it and ran into your mother's stomach at the end of last year, I wouldn't have missed so many opportunities to watch the show this year! Why did you crawl into your mother's stomach at the beginning of last year? How good would it be to endure it!"

"Pa!" ninja slapped uncle gu's face.

He was now a little man who was over half a year old. He had the strength to hit his nagging father.

endure, endure my ass!

Why didn't you endure from the beginning of the year to the end of the year?

I've been tolerating you for a long time, you bad middle-aged uncle!

Uncle Gu held the child in one hand and grabbed his chubby little hand with the other. "You little brat, are you trying to overturn the heavens? You're so small and you're already hitting me? You can't win, you know? I'll endure for another ten years or so, and if you hit me again, you'll definitely win!"

"Pa!" She endured the pain and used her free hand to slap uncle Gu again. After that, she laughed without any teeth. She laughed so happily.