My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!
271 Chapter 271 die while squatting
The two brothers, Zhang Dahu and Xiao Hu, were very shark-headed. They apologized very seriously and sincerely. They even apologized to Gu Xin in private and promised that they would never bully her again.
The main thing was that they couldn't bully him even if they wanted to.
As for burly Gao, He also promised that he would ask his family to arrange a marriage immediately after he returned and would not bother Gu Hui anymore.
Gao Dazhuang had a lot more backbone. He was determined not to speak, and it was useless to hit him.
The siblings were tired and sat on the ground. They cleared out a large space for them to gather firewood. Gu Nian and Gu Hui set up a rack and waited for Lu Zheng's prey to come over.
Lu Zheng did not make them wait for long. He had even specially packed up the prey and brought it over. His body was splattered with blood and water, but he did not look pathetic at all.
Walking out from under the sun, the corners of her lips were slightly raised, looking so sunny.
Gu Nian sighed as she looked at Gu Xin's silly smile. To be honest, the male lead's looks were impeccable.
She and Cai Xiaolian had seen a lot of handsome men. After transmigrating, they thought that Lu Zheng was very good-looking even without knowing his identity.
They had seen many young men in the past three months, but only Lu Zheng could make the mother and daughter say good things about him.
Even the eldest son of the county magistrate's family, they only felt that he was alright!
"Waa! Brother Yuanyuan, you're so good. You've killed two pheasants and rabbits in such a short time! And it was packed! Brother Yuan Yuan, were you a Hunter before?" Gu Xin ran forward and recognized the Hunter who had been cleaned up.
"It's not that I'm powerful, it's that these guys are stupid, squatting there and letting me catch them! I guess I'm in luck this year!" Lu Zheng said with a smile.
He really wasn't lying. Wasn't that pair of rabbits just waiting for him to catch them?
He was the one who caught the chicken.
"Mother always said that luck is also a form of strength." Gu Xin said proudly because she was very lucky. As long as she left the Gu family and the old mansion, she would often pick up copper coins.
"Zhou Yuan, show me your seasoning." Gu Nian stepped forward and said.
It was inconvenient for Lu Zheng to carry the game, so Gu en went forward to help him carry it.
Lu Zheng took out the paper-wrapped salt, chili powder, and some spices that Gu Nian had given to grandma Xiao.
Lu Zheng had a sharp dagger in his hand. After he had finished cutting the fork, Gu Nian had already applied the seasoning on the prey.
A fork made of tree trunk was inserted into the prey and placed on the rack. The fire was lit, and soon, a fragrance wafted out.
Out of the twelve people hanging upside down, the other eleven were still fine. They had only been attracted by the greedy bugs. Gao Dazhuang was in a terrible state. He was heartbroken, hungry, and drooling.
The siblings and Lu Zheng did not care about the 12 people. They looked at their prey and chatted.
Lu Zheng told them how he caught the stupid rabbit that didn't run away, causing the little ones to laugh out loud.
"Brother Yuan Yuan, is rabbit really that stupid? My grandma said that rabbits run really fast, even faster than chickens." Gu Xin asked.
"Under normal circumstances, that would be the case. However, I don't know what's wrong with these two silly rabbits today. They really just squatted there. I reached out my hand, but they didn't move. If I didn't move a few times after I caught them, I would have suspected that the rabbits died of old age while squatting!" Lu Zheng said in all seriousness.
"Zhou Yuan, are you trying to become my uncle?" Gu Nian, who had not laughed all this while, could not help but ask.
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