My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!



Lu Zheng had always sent people to report the news to the Emperor.

At this moment, the Emperor had just finished talking to the courtiers about the princess of nanlin. When he heard that Lu Zheng's men had arrived, he immediately asked the courtiers to leave.

He unhurriedly opened the letter and read it.

The more he looked at her, the funnier he felt.

Lu Zheng did not hide the conversation between the mother and daughter for the Lin family at all in this report. Bai Yi had a good memory. She did not say a single word, but the content was exactly the same.

After the Emperor read it, he complained to eunuch Fu beside him, " "The Lin family's Lu ni and her daughter are really ugly and dreaming! Not to mention that I am not taking in concubines now, even if I want to take in concubines, it would not be Lu Yang's turn! Don't you think so, old Fuzi?"

Eunuch Fu agreed.

The Emperor continued, " she didn't even think about it. She's already twenty years old and can't even get married. The young men outside don't even like her. How can I like her? " Even if the mother and daughter thought that Zhen was lustful, they had to get a real beauty! Tsk tsk, as expected, the Lin family can't be treated like ordinary people."

Eunuch Fu didn't answer.

The Lin family had fallen, but it was not something a eunuch like him could casually say.

As a eunuch, the most important thing was not to speak nonsense. He only needed to do his master's work well.

Moreover, the Emperor was just casually ridiculing him. He didn't need to say anything.

He had followed the Emperor for so many years. He had really followed the Emperor since he was young. He was a little eunuch personally chosen by the Grand Empress Dowager. After so many years, how could he not understand the Emperor?

Don't look at the emperor's serious and majestic appearance in court. In private, he was an expert at complaining.

Other than the Grand Empress Dowager and the Empress Dowager, as long as it was someone eunuch Fu knew, as long as it was someone the Emperor could remember, they would not be able to escape the fate of being dissed by the Emperor in private.

For example, the emperor's comment on the old master of the Gu family was, " "Old Fuzi, look at my Imperial uncle, don't you think that he's just and upright, teaching the younger generation well? He looked like a perfect person. Tsk, no way! My Imperial uncle is very biased, especially towards big brother Gu. If I say a few words to big brother Gu, Imperial uncle might smile and look like nothing, but when he talks to Imperial grandmother, he will definitely tell me a few words! And second brother Gu, if I make second brother Gu very tired, Imperial uncle will also run to Imperial grandmother to tell me. In any case, whoever in the Gu family is used ruthlessly by Zhen, what awaits Zhen is Imperial grandmother's nagging."

For example, the emperor's comment on the old lady of the Gu family was, " "Old Fuzi, don't you think that Imperial aunt should be the Imperial ancestor's mother's child? Sometimes, when I see Imperial aunt's fake smile, I can think of Imperial grandmother from more than ten years ago. Could it be that Imperial aunt is the great Zhou's Princess and Imperial uncle is the great Zhou's Prince Consort?"

For example, to the Gu sisters, his Emperor's comment was, " "This is too much. The young talents of our great Zhou have all been tricked away by these kids. I have Huo Junhao as a scholar, my little prodigy, Peng ze as a martial artist, my general, Xue Er and Lu er as well as my personal guards and errand boys. They were all tricked away by this one, not leaving a single one to be this one's son-in-law."

For example, to his daughters, his Emperor's comment was: these girls are too stupid and have bad taste. Are they my biological children? "