My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Guo Wan laughed foolishly. The young master was so good-looking even when he was angry."Aiya, little brother Zhou Yuan, don't be like this! I know you're shy. Why don't we talk outside?"

Lu Zheng heaved a sigh of relief and nodded."Alright!"

Guo Wan was immediately amused. She pretentiously tidied up her clothes and hair. She even asked Gu Nian to show her with a shy face. Did she look good?

"Yes, it's very nice." Gu Nian smiled and nodded. All the best, aunt Guo Wan!"

Guo Wan was pleased by Gu Nian's words,"alright, you little girl, just wait to drink my wine!" Aiya, hehehe, I'm not going to talk to you anymore!"

Guo Wan happily chased after Lu Zheng.

urgh! Gu Nian was disgusted by her.

Guo Yan glared at Gu Nian. However, Gu shouxin's gaze swept past him. He dared not act rashly again. He also left the kitchen and hid in the innermost part of the kitchen to listen to his sister's conversation with the young man.

little brother Zhou Yuan. Guo Wan lifted her skirt and ran to Lu Zheng, who was at the door, overjoyed.

"Stop!" Lu Zheng rolled his eyes.

"Little brother Zhou Yuan, is it because there are so many people in the room that you can't say that you like me? There's no one else now, so tell me!" Guo Wan raised her eyebrows and tried her best to make a look that she had practiced in front of the mirror many times, which she thought was more seductive.

"Right, there are too many people, it's hard to say." Lu Zheng chuckled and said, " don't look at others like that in the future. It's easy for people to mistake your eyes for cramping up.

Guo Wan was stunned.

&Nbsp; " also, your eyes can only be the size of a bean, " Lu Zheng continued. why do you have to make them as big as a pile of cow dung? aren't you making things difficult for your eyes? "

Guo Wan blinked, her face full of disbelief.

Lu Zheng crossed his arms and sized Guo Wan up. He sneered, " "It's reasonable for seventeen to not marry. With your body and weight, which man would dare to marry you? His appearance was disgusting, and his body shape could put a person's life in danger. If I marry you, I'll have to consider whether I can eat or not, and whether I'll be crushed to death tonight!"

"You!" Guo Wan pointed at Lu Zheng and was somewhat speechless.

She was not fat, okay? Her mother had said that she was plump.

Lu Zheng continued, " Oh, and your mouth. Is it because you're too dark? you're afraid that people won't be able to find you at night, so you deliberately painted your mouth red? " I'm telling you, if you see this bloody mouth at night, people will only think that it's a female ghost!"

"And this face of yours, your family runs a Rice Shop, not a Rouge shop. With so much Rouge on your face, no matter how thick it is, it can't cover up the flaws on your face. It's better to grind some rice and apply it with big white rice to see if it can make it whiter."

"And your clothes! You're short and fat, and you're dressed in plain white. Don't you know that you look like a super large steamed bun? Do you know that with your figure, if you wear some green clothes, you'll definitely be a winter melon lying on the ground!"

"Don't cry! Tears were flowing out of his eyes. Who knew what was flowing out of those eyes that were like sheep dung or cow dung? Don't dirty the entrance. Second uncle's family doesn't feed sheep or cattle."

"To sum up what I've said, it can be summed up in one word: ugly. I don't like you because you're ugly, so don't disgust me in front of me! I'm still young and growing. What if I'm so disgusted that I can't eat and grow tall? What should I do if I lose weight? I'm my grandma's good grandson, can you afford to compensate me?"