My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!



Who was the scholar of today? I don't know yet. I'll only have the results in September.

However, in Gu Ren's heart, the top scholar of this year's examination was definitely Gu en and not anyone else. This was because if Gu en did not get into the first rank, he would be beaten to death by his second uncle. If he did not get selected by the Emperor as the top scholar, the Emperor would be scolded to death by the Empress Dowager.

Therefore, Gu en must be the current scholar.

Gu Ren put Gu en and Zheng Qiu together in his mind. He felt that this scene was not bad!

If Zheng Qiu was his sister-in-law, he would never be bullied by his mother. His mother was already afraid of her profession, so she would have to treat her well.

The more Gu Ren thought about it, the more he felt that it was appropriate. In the end, he even wanted to wait for Gu en to come back from her trip and play matchmaker with her.

……

After breakfast the next day, Gu Ren and dugu Mingyue held hands as they walked to Gu Xin's courtyard. Gu Xin and Gu si were playing the zither.

"Third sister, fifth sister, why can you guys play a nice melody but I can't?" Dugu Mingyue let go of Gu Ren and ran over, very upset.

"You're still young. You'll be fine when you're older." Gu si said.

"Little Ming Yue, you actually want to learn to play the zither?" Gu Xin was shocked.

Other than fighting, this girl liked to listen to Gu Ren's stories. She actually wanted to learn how to play the zither.

Moreover, she was only five years old.

"I've said it before, a lady must be proficient in the four Arts!" Dugu Mingyue looked at Gu Ren and sighed.

Gu Xin and Gu si exchanged glances?

Gu Ren raised his chin proudly.'Hmph, this girl might bully me all the time, but she listens to me very much!'

"Ming Yue, don't listen to my nonsense! Being proficient in the four Arts was something that ordinary people couldn't do. He can't even do it himself." Gu si said as he pulled lonely moon to sit down.

"That's right, Ming Yue, Ren Ren said he wanted to master it, but you let him master it first! Think about it, you'll always be better than him in one aspect! That was Kung Fu. Even if he's two years older than you, he'll never be as good as you with his mediocre martial arts." Gu Xin added.

"Can they be compared? Little bright moon was born with it, but mine was acquired." Gu Ren was speechless.

"Hehe, bear with it. Don't worry, you can't beat the others in a fight, so I'll help you! No one will dare to bully you. Your parents can't." Little bright moon clenched her fist and raised it.

"Then I really have to thank you!" Gu Ren helplessly held his forehead.

He was really afraid that this brat would become so dependent on him that he wouldn't be able to get rid of her in the future. It was so scary!

The goddess Kingdom, the dynasty of the female ruler! He lived in a modern society with equal social status. He could have just traveled to ancient times. Why did he have to be childhood sweethearts with the Queen of the nuzun Kingdom?

It was too terrifying.

"No need to thank me! Who are we to each other!" Dugu Mingyue waved his hand and said, " third sister, fifth sister, let me tell you. I learned a poem recently. You even understood the meaning, do you guys want to hear it?"

"Good!" Gu Xin and Gu si said in unison.

"A man rides a bamboo horse and goes around the bed to play with green plums. The meaning of this poem is, mm, the feelings of childhood sweethearts like me and Ren Ren!" Dugu Mingyue said happily.

"Hahahahahaha, Yingluo, yes, yes, that's what I meant." Gu Xin and Gu si couldn't help but laugh. Little Ming Yue was really fun to play with!

Gu Ren wanted to cry but had no tears. Damn it, who taught him this?

They were relatives, cousins. Although they were not in the third generation, they were still relatives!