My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!



Because Majesty Kang and Duke Cheng 'en were so drunk that they were unconscious the night before, they delayed their departure until the afternoon, even though they were supposed to leave in the morning.

Before leaving, Majesty Kang and Duke Cheng 'en even secretly told uncle Gu to find grandma Xiao to make hangover medicine, the kind that he would drink before drinking, and then drink with Duke Zhenguo. He had to get back his face.

Uncle Gu said that he would definitely complete his mission and teach that Lu guy a lesson.

Just like that, Majesty Kang's family of four, Duke Cheng 'en, and his wife left the capital.

Princess Jinghe was going back to kun Prefecture, while Crown Prince Kang felt that it was fun and wanted to go with his parents.

Duke Cheng 'en and his wife were very confident in leaving everything in the house to Xue Qianyu and Gu Nian. They left to play without any worries.

After sending her off, Gu Xin walked beside uncle Gu on the way back, " "Uncle, uncle, do you want to drink a thousand glasses and not get drunk?"

Uncle Gu nodded. Xinxin, go and ask aunt Xiao if she has any hangover medicine. Can you make some for me after you've learned how to? "

Gu Xin replied,'No. There was only the soup to sober up after drinking. Uncle, let me tell you, that Uncle Lu is as good at drinking as brother Yuan Yuan. Don't even think about drinking more than him."

Uncle Gu glared at her,"hey, you little brat, you're not married yet!" Why are you speaking up for someone else? If you say that, uncle will be sad!"

Gu Xin chuckled. uncle, I'm not speaking on behalf of others. I'm just telling the truth. If you want to beat him or see him make a fool of himself, I have a way."

Uncle Gu's eyes lit up,"what idea?" Please teach your uncle."

uncle, " Gu Xin said, " tell me first. Does the world say that Duke Zhenguo is gentle, modest, and gentlemanly? " When he was young, he was like a banished immortal who didn't belong to the mortal world. Now that he's old, his temperament is even better."

Uncle Gu,"bah! He was just pretending to numb the world. He's just a hypocrite!"

Gu Xin patted uncle Gu's back, " uncle, uncle. Don't be angry. Don't be angry. Let me continue! "As for us, if we want to compete with each other, we can't use our own shortcomings to compete with the other party's strengths. We have to use our own strengths to compete with the other party's weaknesses. It's not that you can't hold your liquor. You can hold your liquor well among ordinary people, but Uncle Lu is like my father. He can't get drunk. So, there's no way to compare. Uncle, what are your skills? You're good at farming! Uncle, you can ask Uncle Lu to come along and have a farming competition with you. Isn't it the first month of the lunar year now? after the 15th, we'll have to start working in the field one after another. Didn't he say that he'll be withdrawing from the memorial after the 15th? he's free. Let's compete with him in this and let him know that there are things he doesn't know."

Uncle Gu touched his chin and thought about it. He felt that this idea was not bad, not bad at all.

That Lu guy must have never gone down to the ground before. Hmph, let him go down to the ground and grind him for a while. People who had never done farm work before would definitely not be able to stand the first few days of doing farm work.

That's right, when the time comes, we won't need niannian's fertilizer. We'll let that Lu guy go to the latrine to pick up feces. If he's not stable, the feces bucket will topple over. Hahahahahaha.

Uncle Gu was very happy when he thought of this scene.

Gu Hui said faintly,"father, what are you thinking about that made you so happy?" You're only thinking about how he's embarrassed. Have you ever thought about whether Uncle Lu will go with you? He's a Duke, why would he want to go down to the ground with you?"