My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!



Mo Lian: !

Fang Su: ?!!

No, no! That wasn't it, Your Highness the Crown Prince! Listen to me explain…

Dear heavens!

*Splash!*

*Thump!*

Fang Su wanted to protest, but he found himself kicked into the river by the time he came to his senses!

Right, he was kicked off, kicked!

These two people were simply heartless and barbaric!

They had been stuck to each other like candy syrup the entire way back. He could live with that since what he didn't see couldn't hurt him.

Yet who knew that he would see such a scarring sight when he came to the deck to call them over to eat.

Was it his fault? Did he do anything wrong?

That definitely wasn't the case!

And even if he did see, he had planned to slip away quietly and pretend that he didn't see anything. Yet, yet that young crown prince consort actually called him out so loudly!!

Heavens…

Fang Su floated forlornly in the river.

He was unaware that this was the wretched feeling of being a tormented bachelor…

On the other end, the crown prince carried his wife back to the cabin. He impatiently pulled at his collar and winked with his upturned phoenix eyes. "Qiaoqiao, quick! Hubby is fully prepared. Examine however you want to. Up, down, inside, outside. Check to your satisfaction! Come."

Qiao Mu covered her face with her hands.

She felt that even though her face was stoic right now, her mind was most likely boiling…

Mhm, her face was probably so hot that she could cook congee with it!

What should she do? She could barely tear her eyes away from this Adonis!

How could he be this good-looking?

He was usually quite indifferent and treated everyone kindly and politely.

Heavens, she didn't think that he would be such a temptress in bed!

Right now, this man had abandoned all propriety and smiled flirtatiously while winking at her. Her heart rippled even more.

Calm down!

Qiaoqiao kept a poker face.

Suddenly, she giggled and pounced at him. She toppled him on the divan and reached out to loosen his belt.

She would be a fool not to savor the feast in front of her!

Adhering to the principle of taking all and any romantic advantages, Qiaoqiao decided to lay her hands on this peerless beauty in front of her!

"Fine then, since you have repeatedly entreated me to examine you, I will do my best to give you a full-body checkup!"

As she spoke, she pulled the man's belt loose.

Mo Lian was dumbfounded…

Why didn't his wife not follow the usual routine!?

Shouldn't his wifey be burrowing in his embrace out of embarrassment and pitifully begging him to let her off?

Afterwards, he would generously bully the little fellow this way and that way inside and out before solemnly admonishing her not to play with fire!

If she kept playing with fire, he would eat her up!

The script didn't play out as he had planned!!

Cold sweat was trickling down Crown Prince Mo's forehead.

My dear wife, your hubby's self-restraint isn't as good as you imagine it to be.

"St-stop messing around!" The crown prince pressed down on the little fellow's hands as he looked at her, wanting to cry on the inside.

He wasn't going to make his darling put up with doing it on this lousy boat.

Even though he was nearly about to explode from suppressing it!

"Hubby! Look, you're reacting." Lady Qiaoqiao exclaimed.

Puh-lease, your hubby isn't a dead man…

If he still didn't react, wouldn't that mean he was impotent?

"Yo, you guys are having quite the fun!"

Just as the two of them were flushed red in the face, a discordant voice popped up.