MONSTER MMORPG: Mayhem Online

99 Chapter 0099. Catch me if you can!

[You have defeated a Drisica Guard!]

[You have gained 9,092,200 Exp.]

Most of the low level guards ended up dying from a single attack. Well, even the guards that were mid-to-high level were struggling in the rain of blades.

[Warning: You have consumed 50% of your total mana.]

I received a warning notifying me of my excessive mana drainage. I felt like how the people from a century ago felt when they received a 50% daily data consumption message.

"Shadow Slash!"

Katty used another skill, forming a meter long crescent shadow, slashing it down towards me.

'I fucking need a movement speed skill apart from stealth!'

I cursed as I jumped to the side.

[You have lost 895 HP!]

[You have lost 768 HP!]

[You have lost 1011 HP!]

Even though I barely managed to avoid her ultimate-like skill, the guards around me seized the opportunity to rain a barrage of their own attacks on me.

Even if the damage was low, it was being dealt by multiple people at the same time, making my defence falter.

[You have consumed a small health potion, 5000 HP has been recovered.]

I immediately drank a potion and took out my trump card.

"Go! Show 'em what you got Drew!"

I shouted as I brought Drew out of my inventory.

~~At least tell me if you're going to summon me out! I was combing my hair, sheesh.~~

Drew said in an annoyed tone as his jiggly body jumped towards the guards, who couldn't help but stop in their tracks for a second.

"....."

"...a Slime?"

"Is he trying to buy some time by throwing in a slime right now?"

~~Slime your mom! I'm a Primordial Slime!~~

Drew shouted in anger and ….ate up the guard who had just called him a slime.

Drew's body grew as large as the guard and the guard could be seen inside his body, struggling for a second before foaming up.

"Do you know why you should avoid purple?"

Drew asked the other guard who had called him a slime.

"Huh? Uh… you can talk?"

The guard asked in confusion, hearing Drew talking.

"Wrong answer! You should avoid purple because it represents poison!"

Drew said as he spit the guy he had eaten before, the guy laying lifeless on the ground.

[You have gained 5,998,444 EXP!]

[Drew has gained 3,994,333 EXP.]

"..."

Everyone looked speechlessly at the slime, unable to comprehend the weird situation or his weird way of talking.

~~Kuku! I was cool right now, wasn't I? Master!~~

Drew asked with a smug voice.

'Cool my ass, what are those weird lines? Are you catching Nameless's chuuni habits too?'

I said as I moved out and killed two guards with two small daggers in my hand.

"What are you all waiting for? Kill that guy and capture that slime!"

Katty screamed, her eyes looking at the slime with an amazed expression.

'It must be a rare pet!' is what she was thinking right now, most probably.

Since the number of guards seemed like they were never ending, I couldn't help but fight close combat to save up my fire power. Although Floating Blades gave me a big age, I'd lose instantly as soon as my mana drains out.

I was confident I can win with anyone under level 210 one on one, but a group fight was a different case scenario where my mana would drain out crazily even if the enemies were low-levelled.

'Drew, that beautiful girl over there wants you. It's high time you leave this incompetent master of yours!'

I said teasingly as I killed another two soldiers.

~~Waaah! What are you talking about, Master? No matter how big of an asshole, jerk and incompetent fool you are, I'll always follow you!~~

'.....'

`Puhahahat!`

Prolus laughed hearing Drew's comment, and I could feel Song trying to suppress his laughter.

I felt my eyebrows creasing, just on the verge of snapping. Just then, Drew shouted towards all the guards and drew their attention towards himself.

"Your girlfriend is my fan, catch me if you can!"

And then Drew made butts and hands out of his jiggly body and slapped his butts to provoke every guard.

'The fuck, where did he learn all that?'

I was so speechless that I felt like I was going insane.

[Drew has activated the skill 'Unethical Taunt', for the next 5 seconds, all enemy attacks would focus on him unconditionally.]

"..."

The fuck was this OP skill? I really needed to check Drew's stats later on! But for now, I wasn't going to waste this opportunity when all the enemies were angrily bombarding my cute little pet.

"Where are you going???"

Katty glared at me but her hands were casting skills on Drew.

'Your sacrifice will be remembered, Drew!'

I said as I used stealth seeing that it's cooldown was over.

'Use your search magic again now, heh.'

I chuckled and didn't even look back once as I ran out of the castle at my full speed. I was sure that Katty bitch won't be able to use her search spell again so soon. After all, all magician classes had long cooldowns on special skills.

~~Master! I am still alive, you know? How can you run out without me!"

'Stop crying, you won't die even if you want to!'

I said as I tweaked my looks a bit and wore the armors that the guards had dropped.

'Such a cool skill card, the emperor is a really generous person.'

The skill card, 'Disguise of the Fool' was really handy when it came to blending in with the crowd.

"Come back, Drew."

[Your pet needs to be in a 100 meter range to be recalled into the pet space.]

"..."

Holy shit!

The reason I had run alone so confidently was because I had planned to just recall Drew back to his inventory.

'Hey, where are you, little guy?'

~~Still fighting with these guards.~~

'Run out of there, right now. Don't fight anymore, just try to come out as much as you can. Run for at least a hundred meter.'

I said, feeling relieved that at least there was no cap on the range of our telepathy.

No matter how OP of a pet Drew was, he was still too weak to fight with bigger NPCs and players. The only thing that he had going on for himself was his infinite life, which didn't mean he could stay by my side infinitely. If someone more powerful than him catches him and locks him or something, that would be hectic.

After a minute of waiting, I received another mental transmission from Drew.

~~I am at the castle's gate.~~

He said, sounding out of breath.

Didn't he have unlimited health?

I couldn't help but wonder.

"Come back now."

[Pet 'Drew' has entered the pet space, all recovery rates will be increased inside the pet space.]

This was also one of the features of pet space, an automatic regeneration buff.

~~Oh… this feels nice.~~

Drew said in a relaxed voice.

Just then, I remembered something I had forgotten.

Health Points and stamina were two different things. This guy had infinite Health points meaning he'd never run out of health and die, but he can still be exhausted and fatigued because he didn't have unlimited stamina.

"Who would have thought you'd be feeling relaxed in the pet space more than outside for once."

I said jokingly as I slowly walked out of the city, still in a hood. The whole city was in an uproar, looking for some Earl called Shura. Even players inside the city had gotten the quest to catch earl Shura.

I knew because I was a player in this city too, and had received the quest to catch myself or turn myself in.

—-Brrrr Brrrr Boooom!

After coming out of the city, I told the little glutton to spit out my precious car. With the engines roaring, I ran straight back for the Brinkest City.

It would be more beneficial to go to the royal court and tell the king directly, which was also what I had planned. But before that, I planned to go and meet my family in the Wenselm Dukedom.

It took me a whole day to get back to the Wenselm Dukedom, and I didn't even have to wait for the guards to open the door for me. As soon as I was in sight from afar, the guards had opened the gate and were waiting for my car to pass by.

Reaching the parking lot, I parked the car along with the many other posh cars and just when I reached the entrance, I saw my fiancee, father-in-law and mother-in-law waiting for me at the entrance.

"Yo!"

I said as I waved my hand to everyone.

Ena, who saw me, ran straight towards my arms and hugged me tightly.

"Shura!"

Her soft voice brushed past my ears, sending jolts of shivers down at my back.

"Ena, how are you?"

"I was missing you."

'But it's only been three days.'

I refrained from saying such nonsense. I myself had missed her throughout the trip, wondering how or what she was doing. Was she missing me or not? Such questions were weird. But we had just gotten engaged without having the chance to spend time with each other properly.

"I missed you too."

I said as I slowly combed her silky blonde hair with my fingers.

—-Ahem!

After waiting for a while, Harold coughed, making us both embarrassed and fidget around to look here and there.

"Haha, Shura! How was your trip? Hope you didn't encounter any troubles."

"Well, let's talk about it later on."

I said, trying to avoid the topic for now. There was no need to kill the happy mood for no reason.

"Fufu! You two look great together."

Helena said with a hand on her mouth.

Ena and I looked at each other and chuckled, and then started walking inside the castle.

When my hand unconsciously rubbed against Ena's she looked at me shyly.

'How innocent.'