MMORPG : Rebirth Of The Strongest Vampire God
449 Drunk talk
With the recruitment of Lily a success, Severus and Max returned to the hotel where they found Sebastian waiting for them who had also been successful in his bid to get two big blacksmithing firms to shift their base of operations to Geonmi planet.
After discussing the nitty-gritty of work for a while the boys decided that the trip was a success and that they had earned the right to party hard for the next 2 days until it was time to head back to Dombivli alongside the master alchemist Lily.
" DONE! No more work talks! Time to lay-back and enjoy! We are fucking rich, let's live these next two days like we are the richest in the universe! " Sebastian suggested as Max spat on his palm before hitting Sebastian moderately hard on his head.
" YEAH! " Max hyped
" YEAH!!! " Severus joined as he hit Sebastian on the back of the head as well.
" Ow-ow-ow, you're both tier4 dammit " Sebastian reminded them as he felt like he had just gotten a concussion.
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( Inside of a hot water bath-house)
The first destination that the boys had decided to cool-off and enjoy was the herbal bath house which cost a whopping 100,000 gold coins an hour to use.
It was the ultra luxurious bath-experience where sitting inside could help relieve muscle soreness, heal internal injuries and recover stamina.
If one was afflicted with certain negative debuffs, the bath-house was capable of removing or reducing the effects as well.
With the boys carrying chilled wine bottles into the bath after paying 1 million gold coins to rent it for 10 hours, they began enjoying themselves and drinking as their conversations got progressively worse with each bottle they drunk.
—--- ( 2 bottles in ) —-----
Sebastian: Aghhh, Herbal Regenerative Hot Baths, this is the way to relieve all stress, we should build one back at the palace.
Max : If I build one of these back at the palace, your work ethic will definitely be halved, I'm sure you will spend half your days in the bath.
Sebastian : Hey, A man's gotta feel the warmth too you know, and it's not very manly to use a woman to warm you.
Severus : I disagree. I think it's un-manly to not let a woman warm your bed! Just let her sleep in your arms, but secretly steal her warmth.
Max : Ayeee! Spoken like a man who is very experienced.
Sebastian : Oooo who is the lucky woman? Tell tell Severus? Who is the one warming your beds and wetting your pants…
Severus : Haha, it's Grisha, we breed when we meet, but are non-exclusive. Max should remember, he met her once on Greensoil.
Max : Oh that beautiful vampire? Hahaha Severus you creep she's hardly a few years elder to Asiva.
Sebastian : Homeboy likes them YOUNG!
*Intense Laughter*
—--- ( 5 bottles in ) —-----
Max : I think that Julian Caesar has a crush on Regus, he swoons over the king.
Sebastian : I agree absolutely, at the slightest remark against the Aurelius clans he jumps to fight like a rabid dog. That man is a SIMP
Severus : Even at the coronation ceremony, he was ready to bite. Woof, Woof, he's worse than a SIMP, he's Regus Aurelius's loyal dog.
Max : What's the point of being tier7 if you are only going to play second fiddle to someone? Where is the personal ambition? Where is the drive?
Sebastian : Not everyone is built like you Max…. Even if I became tier7 someday, I'd still like to be your number 2.
Severus : Hahaha, tier7 and you, PFFFTTT, HAHAHAHA, get to tier 5 within this decade and I'll take up the contract to clean your toilet for a year.
Max : PFFT, Hahaha….
Sebastian : Why are you expressing your hidden perverted desires? The bet is supposed to be discomforting to both sides and even if I win, I'm sure the cleaning of toilets is something you enjoy….
Max : HAHAHAHA
—------ ( 8 bottles in ) —-------
Sebastian : I don't even understand h-h-how people *hiccup* like that human model ' Nuri ' so much? She has the most unattractive body I've ever seen for a female, yet she has 100 million followers on the forum, why?
Severus : I agree!, Flat from the front, Flat from the rear, Sometimes I wonder if she's a woman or a sheet of paper?
Sebastian : A woman should be like patriarch Patricia Won Knight, she got the F cups at least.
Severus : Ooo, good taste, she's a solid 11/10
Max : She's also 11*10 years older than both of your ages combined, so shut-up.
Sebastian : *Hiccup* What's the matter with you my pirate mate? We know you support the flat-chesters but it's wrong to trash a fellow brother's tastes in women as well.
You should respect mah choices too.
Severus : CHEERS TO THE CHOICE OF THE FIVE SECOND MAN!
Max : Cheers!
Sebastian : Cheers! But I'm more of a four second man than a five, haha.
—---- ( 12 bottles In ) —----
Sebastian : *sob* *sob* *hiccup* , I love you guys, I had already lost my mother and was a detached wanderer as a human, but after I became a dwarf all I had was you guys and you never let me down. Thank you for being in my life
Severus : Gay
Max : Gay
Sebastian : Of Course I meant it no-homo way.
Severus : Aww, I love you too tiny
Max : You are becoming Roy Kingsman
—---- ( 15 bottles in ) —-----
Severus : Ha-have you ever wondered who created the path of the perfect warrior?
Max : Yeah, sometimes I wonder who created it? I mean that guy had to be seriously screwed in the head to follow this path.
Sebastian : Listen to me, listen to me boys, I'm pretty sure the senile old principal is the one who created this method out of his ass, his hairy ass, I'm sure of it. I saw him pull it out of there, it really happened.
Severus : There are no historical records of who created the method, but the information hub inside the Saint Maximus Clan says that the creator was a supreme warrior, one that transcended beyond tier8.
Sebastian : I remember him, I was there when he was born, I pulled that lad out of his mother's womb. Smacked the shit out of that pink baby to make it cry, he calls me big daddy Seb.
Max : Hmm, a Transcend warrior beyond tier8? Sounds like a target for me to chase. Also Sebastian stop making gurgling noises in the bathwater and don't you dare pee inside.
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/// A/N - Chapter 11/30, enjoy ///
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