MMORPG: Martial Gamer

Panda Novel

The third match was Ming Du and he was a really fortunate man. His opponent was actually a foreign lady with blonde hair and blue eyes. Her skin was fair and smooth and was the most outstanding one within this group of ladies.

This lady’s name was Desert Populus, a pretty unique name. Her job class was an Archer and an Archer’s clothes were naturally revealing. Moreover, Desert Populus was a Westerner so her breasts and butt were incredibly prominent.

Vainglory and Fearless were both exceedingly envious of Ming Du.

“Ai… Why is this opponent facing Ming Du? Isn’t it a waste of youth…” Fearless said as he slapped his hands.

“F*ck this! Ming Du, do you dare to switch opponents with me?” Vainglory started shouting from his seat as he didn’t even care if Ming Du could hear him at all.

Given Ming Du’s character, he wouldn’t take notice of Vainglory even if he could hear him.

Fearless was also extremely regretful as he commented, “If I knew this, I would have sent myself up there.”

“What for?! You really think you can endure a kick on your crotch?!” Vainglory mocked Fearless without any restraints.

Fearless rolled his eyes as he replied, “So what if you can endure that kick? Do you know how to pick up girls?”

“Lowly!” Vainglory replied, “All I want to do is to learn some foreign language!”

“Moron! I can also teach her some Chinese!”

These two despicable men started arguing out of nowhere and everyone became speechless… Vainglory was still acceptable as he was a young man who was still in the brainless phase of his life. However, everyone couldn’t believe how an intellect like Fearless actually stooped to such a low level.

Birds of a feather flock together. Ming Du and the two idiots beneath the stage were all birds of a feather. At this very moment, he was harassing the lady with his words.

“Lady Populus, shall we go for a drink after we’re done with the fight?” Ming Du stroke his hair coquettishly towards Desert Populus, who was about 20 metres away.

The stage was open to all spectators around and both the audio and visuals were all displayed to everyone present. At this moment, Ming Du’s words were heard clearly by everyone. Seeing how despicable Ming Du was to actually start flirting with the lady on stage, the spectators starting scolding. “F*ck! What is this person doing? Is he fighting or picking up a girl?”

“Tsk! I’ve seen worse from this guy. The last time, he even fell asleep during the fight. What on earth is he trying to do?! Even I am stronger than him if I’m on that stage.” Some spectators recognised Ming Du to be that idiot who wasted everyone’s time a few days ago.

Just when everyone was scolding Ming Du, the lady winked at Ming Du and said, “Why not?! If you let me win this round, I can even do more than drinking with you!”

A foreign lady was indeed different from the locals. Not only was she not shy from Ming Du’s teasings, she even entertained him.

“F*ck… That good?”

After Desert Populus said that, everyone’s anger turned into envy.

When Wang Yu and co. heard what Desert Populus said, their hearts were beating incredibly fast.

Everyone knew what kind of person Ming Du was.

Even though Ming Du was extremely good at his words, he was merely acting like a bigger man in front of everyone from Quan Zhen Sect. This fella was actually an old virgin who never even held a woman’s hand before. In the past, all the ladies would only reply to him with standard messages like ‘oh’ and ‘alright’. Nobody ever said anything like this before. Therefore, Ming Du’s old face turned extremely red when he heard what Desert Populus said.

Everyone grew worried because nobody knew what this eccentric fella was thinking. Who knows what he might do?

“This… This is a little difficult. All my friends are watching us,” Ming Du stammered as he replied.

Everyone heard what he said and instantly wiped their sweat. They thought to themselves: Phew, fortunately, this b*stard didn’t let his sperms rush up his head.

Desert Populus laughed out loud as she mocked, “I didn’t know you’re so useless…”

“But I can let you shoot one arrow at me first!” Ming Du replied promptly.

“Really?” Desert Populus was slightly startled as she replied in a surprised tone. This lady casually suggested it and Ming Du really fell for it.

“Of course!” Ming Du replied with a determined face, “I am a gentleman and being modest is my virtue. Do not forget to treat me drinks.”

“Alright, then I shall not stand on any ceremony!” Desert Populus smiled faintly as she aimed directly at Ming Du.

Desert Populus’s arrow was emitting dazzling radiance. It wasn’t hard to tell that this was an Archer level 45 ultimate move, [Moon Chasing Meteor].

[Moon Chasing Meteor] was a power storage attack. The longer the user held it for, the greater the damage. Evidently, Desert Populus was trying to kill Ming Du with one shot.

“Yeah~~~” Everyone started hissing at Ming Du. They had seen despicable players but not someone so despicable that he actually allowed his opponent a free shot.

“Ming Du is trash! I’ve really overestimated him.” Seeing how Ming Du stood there and allowed his opponent to shoot him, Vainglory started cursing at him. Even Yang Nuo and Ling Longmeng started looking at Ming Du with disdainful eyes.

Fearless stared at Ming Du, who was in the stage, as he said, “Don’t worry, Ming Du is not that kind of person.”

At the same time, Desert Populus finally charged up enough energy. With the release of her left hand, the arrow turned into countless meteor showers as they flew towards Ming Du.

Ming Du squinted his eyes. All of a sudden, he charged towards the incoming meteor showers instead of dodging it.

In a split second, Ming Du was enveloped by the meteor showers and turned into white light.

“Hehe, I won!” Desert Populus smiled proudly and was just about to leave the stage. All of a sudden, a black figure appeared not too far away.

“Eh?” Desert Populus was shocked as the black figure was indeed Ming Du.

“Berserk Thunder!” Ming Du raised his staff as he shouted out his skill. A lump of black clouds started gathering above Desert Populus’ head. While the damage output of Berserk Thunder was shockingly high, there was 1.5 seconds of black clouds gathering.

When Desert Populus saw that, she hurriedly escaped the range of [Berserk Thunder]. At this very moment, a lightning spear pierced through Desert Populus’s chest.

Ming Du’s damage output was so high even a tank wouldn’t be able to withstand it, let alone a mere Archer. Desert Populus was instantly sent out of the stage.

“You lied to me…” Just before her death, Desert Populus muttered her final words.

Ming Du smiled cheekily, “I did say I will let you have the first shot at me but I didn’t say that I will not dodge it… Are you really going to blame me for your own stupidity? Don’t forget to treat me drinks!”

After saying that, Ming Du turned into white light and was sent out too.

“F*ck! This shameless man! Really despicable!” Now that the tables had turned, everyone became dumbfounded.

At this moment, Vainglory and the others finally reacted to the situation. Ming Du was actually setting a trap for the lady.

As a Magician, Ming Du’s long-ranged attacks were never going to match an Archer. Even with his teleportation skill, he couldn’t compensate for the distance between the two of them. Hence, if he wanted to hit Desert Populus, Ming Du needed to move forward.

Given Desert Populus’ speed, she could pull her distance apart to 800 metres within seconds. Ming Du had to be incredibly confident to convince himself that he could chase an Archer of that speed.

Therefore, Ming Du was actually catching Desert Populus off guard by allowing her to have the first shot. Otherwise, Ming Du could only earn points by being the passive party.