Mages Are Too OP

Currently, Roland’s physical state was a little different from normal people’s.

He was in exceedingly good spirits.

When a normal person saw him, they’d think that he was spirited and quite fit.

But in the eyes of experts, his qi and blood energy were too strong for words. For example, the Yu family’s tomb keeper, the old man who liked to smash his bald head with a slab and practice Iron Head Arts.

He’d been looking at Roland oddly lately as if he wanted to inquire about something.

Roland knew that if he wanted to keep his secret and not let others suspect anything, he could no longer go to the ancestral shrine of the Yu family to practice anymore. Before, that had been the only place he could draw in magical energy. But now, with Semen to Mana, the situation might be different.

However, the Semen to Mana was a level-three spell, which Roland couldn’t use in reality.

No matter, it could be optimized. Roland wolfed down the rice porridge then casually brushed the bowl a few times before tossing it in the sterilizer and reentering his bedroom.

Using the powerful data software on the computer, combined with his own experience, he began to optimize the nodes of Semen to Mana.

He spent the next few days doing this. He had been optimizing and testing in reality and in-game.

Especially in-game, his frequent use of Semen to Mana for node application tests made his body a bit weak. He held himself together with Dragon Meat Reagents. Then Vivian looked at him strangely, because no matter how she teased him, he wasn’t aroused.

She even wondered if her man had been cheating with Lady Bluebird, or the mayor’s wife and daughter, and that was why his kidneys were weak.

But the good thing was that Roland specifically explained this matter.

As a result, Vivian was quite upset when she heard it. She pouted and said, “Those idiots at the Transmutation Magic Tower, how can they invent such a boring and disgusting spell. Isn’t that harmful?”

Oh… it’s actually not harmful. For many men with aspirations, women will only affect the speed at which their sword is drawn… no, it’s motivation.

If they knew Semen to Mana, they would act as if they gained the most precious treasure.

Hearing that Roland was studying this spell, Vivian was a little worried. “Are you suddenly interested in this spell because you’ve become bored of us women?”

Her expression was sultry and thirsty at the same time.

How can that be! To show that this wasn’t true, Roland instantly downed three bottles of Dragon Meat Reagent and then carried Vivian into the room.

After he excreted the energy from two bottles, Vivian was finally satisfied and left with a glowing face. Roland transformed the energy in the last bottle into magic power, experiencing the effect of the nodes in the spell, and was delighted when he suddenly covered his waist, his body unsteady on his feet, and almost fell to his knees.

There hadn’t been any “energy” stored in his body all this time, but when there had been a bit, most of it had been used for magic experimentation and a little for Vivian.

His back pain didn’t flare up until now because his body was quite strong and healthy.

Then he rested for a day and drank another bottle of Dragon Meat Reagent before he recovered.

After he started the experiments again, he was much more laid back.

He didn’t dare to go as crazy as before.

Testing slowly in this way, Roland took fourteen days to make two optimized versions of Semen to Mana.

One was for self-use in reality.

The abbreviation was Self-Use Transform to Mana.

The effect of this spell was weak and small, with pitifully few nodes, but the effect was there, highlighting its stability.

The second spell model, on the other hand, focused on efficiency, reducing the difficulty of learning, and to put it simply, with enough power, even a brick could fly.

The full name of this spell was Self Spiritual Enhancement and Mana Gathering.

This spell would never work in reality, but in the game, even a magic apprentice could use it and it would be quite effective.

Then Roland offered the latter spell to the Goddess of Magic and said there was no need for the three-year limit.

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After the Goddess of Magic got this spell, her chime-like laughter kept ringing in the chapel for nearly two minutes.

Roland could even imagine the way she looked as she laughed and how her chest plate kept shaking. After laughing, the Goddess of Magic immediately sent the spell to the Church of Magic all over the world.

About two hours later, there was a hot post in the forum.

Roland, WDNMD.

The title alone was so full of civilization that it attracted a large number of players to click on it and find out what it was all about. After reading it, they all laughed. Slamming their tables.

There was a video in the post, a record of a pretty powerful Mage player’s magic experiment.

The video began with him excitedly saying that his idol, Roland, had invented a new spell.

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“Self Spiritual Enhancement and Mana Gathering. As soon as you hear the name, it sounds like a powerful supporting spell. Almighty Roland is just like that-he’s high-level, but still creating new low-level spells to help us rookies out.”

This was how he touted Roland at first.

Because it was a new spell, he tested it twice before he succeeded.

The moment he succeeded, he looked as if he had ascended to heaven, with sagely holy light.

After about ten seconds or so, he sat down slowly and began to pant, and it even felt like an alluring soft feminine moan. At this time, all the physical professions watching the video, as well as a few Mages who didn’t have time to get their hands on this new spell model, were in a state of shock. This was not all. With bright eyes, this player held his face, and said in a weak and delicate voice, “What a truly… powerful spell. My magic power… is all full. It was empty just now, but now it’s full, almost overflowing-Roland is so naughty.”

At this point, the players watching the video all had their mouths wide open.

Then the real climax came.

The player managed to hold onto the chair next to him and stand up, then happened to see a beautiful flower inside the lab… Many flowers were magic materials. So Mages owned a lot of flowers; this wasn’t a surprise.

He held the pretty pink flower up, stars in his eyes, and finally stuck it in his hair, turned his head to the camera, and asked in a very shy tone, “Friends in the audience, do you think I look pretty?” The mouths of the players watching the video opened even wider.

Then this player began to do other experiments, commenting while doing so.

At this point, his tone and gestures were rather girlish. Until about an hour later, his movements became more and more normal and masculine. Finally, he grabbed the pink flower off his head, crushed it in his hand, and then roared, “Roland, f**k you big time.”

This was the end of the video.

The players were laughing all over the place at this point and replies were being made at an extremely fast pace. “It’s f**king hilarious. I used to hate Roland, but now I kind of like him.”

“This spell is so f**king interesting. Has Roland suffered some kind of psychological trauma?”

“Isn’t there a sex change spell, I think this spell is more promising.”

“Self Spiritual Enhancement and Mana Gathering, haha, not wrong at all. It does enhance spirituality and also regenerates magic power. Roland didn’t lie.”

“Anyway, Roland’s mind is too dark. How can he give out this spell? It should be quietly used for those of us who desire love.”

“Something’s wrong with you, upstairs.”

Roland didn’t read the forums; he knew how those people would react when the spell was sent out. He had originally made this spell with a sense of mischief in mind.

This magic was a classic example of great power. It not only extracted all the sperm as material to transform into magic power but also extracted all the free testosterone from the man.

The price was that men would unconsciously be sissified for a while.

But these things were produced constantly, so a man would return to normal in no time.

By the time today’s game time was over and he climbed out of the virtual cabin, he didn’t even wash up and couldn’t wait to use Transform to Mana on himself—the simplest, most secure kind.

Feeling as if something was missing from his body, a slight wave of magic power began to flow through his limbs.

Unlike the energy absorbed at the Yu family’s ancestral shrine, this magic power was quite pure, and although it was less, didn’t need to be converted.

So, just such a surge of magic power topped the usual amount of absorbing half a month at the Yu Family’s ancestral shrine.

He activated his mental power, and this time, the fire on his fingers was no longer the size of a lighter’s flame, but a real magical flame, the blue kind.

Roland shook his hand and extinguished the magical flame.

Then he found something random to eat and began to use mana transformation over and over again.

…Feeling the thing in his body reduce a little, and feeling the magic in his body increase a little.

He didn’t stop until late in the evening.

Because at this point he was already feeling a little sore in the back, and if he continued, he would probably have to rest in bed.

After resting for a while, Roland went to find his mother and said, “Mom, tomorrow buy more things to strengthen the back, such as oysters, beef, leeks, and so on.” “Hmm?” His mother looked at him with an odd expression. “Where have you been fooling around, you look awful.”

Roland laughed dryly, “I probably didn’t sleep well!”

“If you’re seeing a girl, bring her home for me to see. You’re not that young anymore. If it’s not, my colleague knows a good-looking girl…”

Hearing his mother say something about a blind date again, Roland immediately fled.

He rested in his room for a while, and after eating dinner, he grabbed his mountain bike, which he hadn’t used in a long time, and pedaled to the outskirts before turning down a few isolated mountain paths and pedaling into the mountains.

There was nothing else in the small southern town, but there were many mountains and forests.

His body was now full of magic power, roughly equivalent to his magic power cap at level three.

With this amount of magic power, it was already possible to use the blue fireball.

But he didn’t dare… that thing exploded with such a frightening range that it would attract the attention of the police, even if it didn’t cause a forest fire.

If someone saw the imprint of the explosion, it would definitely be reported. The aftermath of the explosion of the spell was similar to that of a weapon of mass destruction, and it would be a wonder if government agents didn’t go crazy. They’d be searching all over the place if that happened.