I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

With his sword in his hand, Xiao Chengfeng turned into a stream of light and came to where Juling Shen was. The endless sword aura all over his body gathered into a giant sword, piercing toward the light of destruction! “Juling Sheng, who are you to look down on me! I’ll have no right to say all those highfalutin lines if I run now!”

Cultivator Junjun and others flew over there with solemn expressions. Their eyes turned red when they saw Juling Shen’s dilapidated body. “We live together, we die together!” they said firmly.

“We’re in this together!” The mana of the many cultivators around was also rising. They gritted their teeth and stood side by side with the Heavenly Palace people.

However, some people also took advantage of this moment and escaped with their lives. The fear in their eyes never once subsided. It was not hard to see that the Heavenly Palace people had no chance of winning this battle at all.

The Eldritchs were too strong. The three Eldritchs who attacked them were already incomparable and had exceeded the realm of second-step Wisdom Elite! Not to mention, they brought an army of first-step and second-step Wisdom Elites with them!

Rather than making a fearless sacrifice, it was better to find a place to hide. Who knows, maybe they would be able to find an opportunity to turn the tide of the battle then.

One of the Eldritch leaders shook his head and said, “So pathetic! Is this all they’ve got? How did us Eldritchs ever perish in their hands?”

“I’ll give them credit for their stubborn persistence though,” said the other Eldritch. They were speaking as if they were gossiping during an afternoon tea.

All the flesh was gone from Xiao Chengfeng’s hand, leaving only pure-white bones that were gripping the hilt of his sword. Even then, his sword intent was as fierce as ever. His face was flushed. He sneered and muttered to himself, “Bunch of ignorant fools! We were just a small broken world at first, and look where we are now in just a span of a few years! You’ll never be able to imagine just how strong the seventh dimension is!”

The light of destruction continued to advance, and the Heavenly Palace people were like a little candle flame in the dark night, one light breeze and it would be extinguished. The retreating monks looked back at the Heavenly Palace people with eyes filled with complications. Finally, they sighed, knowing that the Heavenly Palace people would be history soon.

Suddenly, a wooden bucket crossed the dimensions, shot out from the void, and appeared right in front of Juling Shen and the others. This wooden bucket was suspended in the sky, slowly rotating. It looked ordinary and worn, but it exuded a strange aura. It was inviolable in the face of the light of destruction.

Its arrival on the scene caused the light of destruction to stop in its tracks. Everyone was struck dumb by what they were seeing. Two-thirds of Juling Shen’s body had been wiped out and there were tears of gratitude as he looked at the manure bucket.

“This…this is the manure bucket. It has come…” he muttered to himself. The Heavenly Palace people’s spirits lifted as well when they recognized the bucket. Instantly, they were all smiles.

“How’s this possible? What is this bucket?” The three Eldritch leaders’ eyes suddenly widened and their faces were filled with disbelief. Although they did not unleash their full power, the power of Origins cast out by them was still incredibly majestic. It was so powerful that it could control Wisdom, but now, it was blocked by a plain wooden bucket. There was no way they could accept this.

“A wooden bucket…blocked the Eldritch’ attack?”

“Who does the bucket belong to? He’s not even here and yet his bucket is already this powerful?!”

“Could this be our chance to turn the tides?”

They were surprised and excited at the same time and all of them were holding their breaths, waiting to see what would happen next.

“Holding the manure bucket with the left hand to turn the universe, using the manure fork with the right hand to stab through the eternal, who dares to call themselves invincible in front of me!” resounded a deep voice from high above the sky, its echo flung far and wide.

Everyone trembled and looked up, only to see a figure striding toward them. He was tall, ugly, dressed plainly, and carrying a worn fork on his shoulder. Everyone almost stumbled backward the moment they saw him. He was not what they expected.

‘Is that a manure bucket in his left hand and a manure fork in his right?’

‘Please, tell me the wooden bucket isn’t really a manure bucket…’

‘That makes him a gong farmer!’

A stinky odor began to fill the air as the figure neared.

Cultivator Junjun suddenly lit up as he looked in the direction from where the Elite King was coming from. “The others are here, too!” he said excitedly.

Yang Jing nodded and said, “Yes, they’re all here.”

Xiao Chengfeng laughed and said, “We’re saved! The expert sent reinforcements!”

Several figures slowly emerged from behind the Elite King. They were bathed in a glowing light as if they were walking under the moonlight. They were Jiang Liu, Qin Manyun, Shi Tuqin, Nanan, Dragin, and Blackie.

One of the Eldritch leaders felt unprecedented pressure. “Who are you?” he asked in a growl.

“We came because we heard you think that the seventh dimension is weak. I can’t wait to see the look on your face when I, a dog, suppress you!” said Blackie disdainfully, arrogantly, and coldly.

His pace remained steady even as he entered the light of destruction. It turned out that the light could not hurt him at all. Suddenly, with a roar, he lifted his paw, and a huge phantom dog paw condensed in the void, falling swiftly on the Eldritchs like a fly swatter.

“You’re the most arrogant dog I’ve ever seen in all my travels in the seven dimensions!” sneered the Eldritch. Fearlessly, he raised his hand, and his palm strike collided against the phantom dog paw, causing the entire world to shake.

Under everyone’s stunned gaze, the Eldritch was sent flying upside down like a kite with a broken string, leaving an arc of blood in his wake. When he flew upside down, his mind was burning with white-hot rage and he could not believe that he was defeated by a dog. ‘Damn the seventh dimension! They’ve been hiding their trump card all along!’

“Lord Dog’s so strong!” Even the people from the Heavenly Palace were stunned by just how powerful he was.

Just moments ago, they were thrown to the end of the tether by the all-consuming power of the three Eldritch leaders who had all surpassed the power of a second-step Wisdom Elite. Surely the Blackie of the yonder years was no match to them at all.

Blackie sensed their shock. He stood proudly above the void and there was a look of age-old knowing in his eyes. “It looks like the people in the world of cultivators have forgotten about the legend of Blackie.”