I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

In the endless Chaos, it was quiet with no sound.

The meteorite came with the fire ready to destroy the world. It landed from afar.

Blackie was looking ordinary. He did not show any powerful Qi. His body was bigger than an ordinary dog but not too much bigger. He was walking, simply walking toward a meteorite that was countless times bigger than itself!

And yet, although the difference was big, the crowd felt at ease when they saw Blackie’s back.

With so many eyes watching, the gap between the meteorite and Blackie grew smaller. The meteorite was crashing down while Blackie walked over, walking while eating the pork thigh.

When the pork thigh was done, the two were only 10,000 meters apart. They would crash in a matter of seconds!

Blackie suddenly stood up on two pawls with his front paws raised. He looked as if he was in a fistfight. With a slight backward pull, he rushed up into the sky and punched the meteorite.

This scene looked as if a super-dog was flying!

Vroom!

Eye-stabbing glow lashed out in all directions. The meteorite exploded into pieces!

As the light retreated, only Blackie was left in sight. He frowned and parted his dog mouth. A cold voice was heard saying, “How dare you screw things up on my master’s big day? You affected me from eating. Tell me, how do you want to die?”

“Hmm! What a stubborn black dog! That’s not all!”

“What a strange ordinary dog. It doesn’t seem to belong to the Chaos. I’ve never seen one. Not bad, a surprise.”

Along with dark laughter, Blackie’s surroundings suddenly lit up like screens. Blackie was trapped!

Following that, three figures walked out from the Chaos. They were in black robes and looking airy.

The moment they landed on their feet, the screens were like river water with ripples forming. They went into the screen.

In a triangle, they surrounded Blackie.

Goddess Nuwa and Yun Shu had looks of shock on their faces. They widened their pupils as they cried out, “Three Realm Cultivators!”

How could that be?!

They were Realm Cultivators! The most powerful beings in the Chaos! It was impossible to meet one usually. They would be at the deepest ends looking for opportunities.

It was too rare for a Realm Cultivator to get involved. It had become a legend.

And yet, there were three of them all at once!

This was unbelievable! This was a big thing!

Goddess Nuwa took a deep breath and said in a shaking voice, “Their target’s Lord Dog!”

“Combined forces?” Yun Shu’s face was disturbed. She growled, “They want to capture Blackie to experiment on it!”

They wanted to capture a Realm Cultivating beast! And so many Real Cultivators were involved. They were so wild? What did they want to do?

The Jade Emperor and the crowd looked at the Chaos with extreme shock. They were also worried. Some wanted to help but they also knew that there was nothing they could do.

Now that they had emptied their energy, they were not even able to protect themselves. They could only hope that those powerful beings would not make it hard for them.

Among the three of them, one of them was skinny. He was the Father of the Yunhuang World. The other one had a slightly green face like wasabi. His eyes were darkened. The other one was elongated with his eyes flaming red. His pupils had crosses in them. He did not seem old but seemed to be the leader of them all.

“Let me introduce myself.”

The elongated man with flaming eyes looked at Blackie. He had a strange glint in his eyes as he said proudly, “My name’s Guimu. I want to borrow your life. Do you want to give yourself up or do you want me to take it myself?”

Blackie answered coldly, “I need to borrow your mouth to poop. Do you want to come over or do you want me to do it myself!?”

With that said, he raised his paws as limitless power condensed into a massive paw. It landed from the sky and crashed toward Guimu!

“Alright, let me check you out first!”

Guimu smiled and with a wave, a jade green turtle shell floated mid-air. It was glowing a jade green color as it formed into a big shield. A powerful Qi was coming out of the shell.

This was a Realm Cultivating Godly Tortoise’s shell. It was then turned into a treasure.

Since it was man-made, it was not a Chaos Treasure but it was just as powerful. It might even be stronger than the Chaos Treasure. It was known as the Dao Weapon!

With the appearance of this tortoiseshell, vibrations were caused. One could see layers of ripples shaking up the screens from all directions!

Even the watching crowd could feel the vibrations in their souls. It was terrifying! They could be dead anytime!

Sizz!

The tortoiseshell fell and started shaking. As Blackie scratched his paw, he shook it again and the shell was tossed out. Blackie did not stop scratching as he heavily slammed down on Guimu’s body. As if hitting a fly with a loud ‘swat’, the screen behind lit up!

Half of Guimu’s body was instantly torn away, revealing his torn flesh. His bones cracked as scratch marks were left.

However, even though it was a terrifying sight, he remained standing and recovered at a speed that one could see with his eyes. He said, unharmed, “How surprising. Even though you’re just a dog, your energy’s way more vibrant than any beast I’ve captured.”

The Realm Cultivators could create their own world. Thus, they could recreate themselves. Unless their core was destroyed, they could not be killed!

However, a Realm Cultivator could be killed by another Realm Cultivator. They could use the same level of power to completely destroy one’s core!

Therefore, Blackie remained calm and smashed away again!

“I’m getting more and more excited. I can’t wait to study you already!” Guimu said creepily in a cold tone. “Move it!”

The three in black robes cast a spell at the same time…

Whoosh!

Around the four screens, countless chains rushed out. They were thick and big. There were so many of them that they could fill up the screens. The sight of it sent chills to everyone.

The chains seemed as if they were alive. Each chain was letting out a dark glow, very active. The speed was shocking with the power of destruction.

Even one strand of it was able to destroy a Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal!

Sizz!

Suddenly, hundreds of chains tied up Blackie’s body and his legs. Just like pythons, they started tightening up.

Blood flowed like water around Blackie.

Blackie’s face remained calm like always, as if he felt no pain. He lifted his front paw and easily smashed the chains into pieces. All chains were broken and went back to Guimu. Blackie lifted his paw and slapped Guimu.

Ping!

His body was kicked away like a ball, his brain crushed, and half of his face was destroyed. His eyes were still on his face.

However, some chains popped out not long after, passing right through Blackie’s back. They were moving vigorously as they drilled a big hole in his stomach. It was a shocking sight.

Guimu and Blackie’s bodies were recovering at the same time.

However, before Guimu’s head had regrown, Blackie was already closer to him. He scratched his paw.

This time, before Blackie could lash out with his paw, Guimu’s eyes shot out lights. A black cross rushed out to destroy Blackie.

It was so quick. With just a shot, there was light everywhere!

Without a trace, Blackie’s neck was cut open as blood splattered everywhere. With a flash, Blackie recovered and his eyes were filled with violence.

Woof!

He growled with a low voice as his paws grabbed onto Guimu’s shoulders and tore him apart.

Instantly, Guimu’s body was split into two with blood everywhere!

Following that, his paws grabbed two parts of Guimu’s body and smacked them against one another.

Sizz!

Guimu’s body turned into a pile of mud, falling to the ground.

Whoosh!

Countless chains dropped around Blackie. They connected with one another and formed a ball to trap Blackie inside.

“Why don’t you taste my poison?”

The green-faced elder spat out his crossed-tongue and a strange laugher was heard. Instantly, a strange green light lit up the chain rapidly. Following that, the entire ball had turned green.

As for Guimu, his pile of flesh still had some Qi circulating it. His body recovered.

He licked his lips and placed his hands on his chest. By closing his palm, Qi was circulating all around.

“Lock the prisoner!”

Other than the chain-ball, a transparent cage appeared as power circulated all over. It had the power of melting—it wanted to melt Blackie!

…

At the same time.

Inside the Four-part Architecture.

It was feeling festive here. There was a red carpet on the ground with decorations everywhere.

Li Nianfan walked in and stopped before a red-colored door. His heartbeat fastened and he felt nervous.

He was about to sleep with them. Once he had entered, the feel…hmm!

It would be beyond words.

However, getting too excited and looking forward to it made him even more nervous and uneasy.

Most importantly, the two women in there were so beautiful, and they were both Immortals! How…exciting!

He was at the peak of his life!

“Phew…”

Li Nianfan took a deep breath and with a gentle push, the door was pushed open.

Inside the room, there was candlelight. The lighting was dimmed.

With a faint bodily fragrance, two women with red head-cloths sat by the bed. They were waiting silently.

They were in their red wedding gowns, their waists skinny and their figures perfect. Li Nianfan took a look and he could already feel their softness and comfort.

The candlelight made it even more tempting.

Since they had heard some movements, Daji and Fire Phoenix’s bodies squirmed. Their skinny waists jolted and went upright. Their fair hands were placed on top of their tummies. They were feeling nervous.

Li Nianfan did not ruin this silence. He walked over gradually, their breaths audible. Following that, he gradually reached out to slowly lift their head-cloths with both hands, one hand for each.

Daji and Fire Phoenix’s beautiful eyes looked at Li Nianfan nervously. Their eyes were flirtatious before they quickly looked away. Their faces blushed red as they felt embarrassed.

Their faces were so beautiful that they could make all the flowers around them look unattractive. The dimmed room was lit up by their beauty.

They gave off two different vibes.

Daji was colder and quiet. She was embarrassed, yet tempting. She compelled one to care for her.

Fire Phoenix’s red eyes came with a natural sense of passion. Even though she was embarrassed, she did not refuse it and was very alluring.

The seductive air filled the room, making one’s scalp itchy.

Both of Li Nianfan’s hands shook. He did not know how to start.

‘What do I do now? Push them? Is there a prelude?’

He felt conflicted for a long while.

Daji said in a low voice, “Mr. Li, we’ll…take off your clothes for you?”

“Oh, hmm, okay.” Li Nianfan nodded.

Two soft, small hands started to remove Li Nianfan’s clothing. He was wearing less and less…

“Wait up.”

Li Nianfan suddenly grabbed Daji and Fire Phoenix’s hands. He thought of something.

Meeting Fire Phoenix and Daji’s scared eyes, he bit his lip and said, “There… There’s something I think we can all discuss together.”

There were many movements in the book that he could not describe in words. So, he wanted the three of them to learn it together.

There was no other choice.

Quickly, he brought out ‘Safe Entrance’ and placed it before Fire Phoenix and Daji. He covered his face and was too embarrassed to look at them.

“Ah!”

Upon turning the first page, Daji and Fire Phoenix gasped audibly. Their faces blushed red and their breathing was rapid.

However, it did not take long before their faces halted. They stared at the book without blinking. They had a heavy look.

This…this was the Double Major Path?

A Yin Yang Crossover Path!

The difference between Yin and Yang, Heaven and Earth. The notes of every being in the world, transforming into parents, the birth and reason behind everything.

This was the source and origin of everything!

This was very powerful!

There were too many benefits from practicing this Double Major Path. This was more insightful than any other Paths. This was way beyond!

One could get the other’s power to fill up their bodies. One’s realm would rapidly increase!

What a powerful master he was! He owned such a powerful cultivating secret! This was a Double Major Path manual! The most precious cultivating Path in the entire Chaos!

If this was spread out, the entire Chaos would go viral!

Furthermore…they could practice this with Li Nianfan! How blissful!

Li Nianfan was secretly observing Daji and Fire Phoenix. He saw how they went from embarrassed to closely staring at the book. They were looking with so much focus, they were more focused than himself. They seemed almost desperate!

They even talked among themselves in a low voice from time to time.

Furthermore, their faces were flushing red. They seemed vaguely excited with anticipation.

Li Nianfan could not help feeling his scalp itching.

What…what?

“Gasp… I’m feeling weak.”