I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Tell Me Honestly, Am I Able to Make It Out Alive?

Dead silence!

Nobody moved while also forgetting to breathe.

The sight was too shocking and unreal. It was too unbelievable!

Even cultivators of the Eldritch World were stupefied.

Those were two incredibly powerful Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals. They attacked the dog at the same time, but the dog seemed fine and looked calm.

Almost as though that was not a Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal’s attack but only a mosquito bite.

The world went still.

Blackie slowly raised his paw and scratched. He…scratched.

Longevous Qingfeng and Longevous Tianyuan felt their blood turn cold. They could snap out of it but did not want to as they were unwilling to accept the truth.

The flawed world had flawed realms. The Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals were like reckless gods in there that no one could do anything about.

However, an unbelievably powerful black dog showed up.

It surpassed their knowledge and understanding.

At that moment, they made eye contact with Blackie.

They were mindblown. They were thunderstruck. Their limbs went cold as they felt waves of horror that almost made them lose their minds.

‘This dog…is so scary!’

‘Run!’

That was the final thought in their minds as both of them ran away at the same time.

However, the dog had attacked them with his paw. Two ‘slaps’ could be heard—Longevous Tianyuan and Longevous Qingfeng were slapped in the face, causing the two of them to spin like a Beyblade.

“Yikes—”

Everyone finally snapped out and gasped at the same time. Their hearts almost jumped out of their chests from being unable to handle it.

Two Chaos Golden Immortals were spinning in circles, causing the area to be windy…

The huge news in the Chaos was unheard of. They could not believe what just happened in front of their eyes.

It was too scary. They did not dare to look at Blackie for fear they might cry.

However, it was only the beginning.

“You guys ruined Lord Dog’s birthday. It seems like he can only slap you for entertainment.”

Blackie stopped them from spinning before slapping their faces from left to right as several more slaps rained down on them.

It was too fast to see. They could only see the heads of Longevous Qingfeng and Longevous Tianyuan rhythmically moving left to right.

Slap!

Slap! Slap!

Blackie hit them while he tore their clothes and left claw marks on them. They seemed extremely tragic at that moment.

Everyone else quivered and felt like they had heard something they should not. ‘So…this is the sound of a Chaos Daluo Golden Immortal being slapped.’

It also created an echo—the slaps were like drums.

After a while, Longevous Tianyuan and Longevous Qingfeng dropped to the ground like dead dogs in a wounded mess, their bodies still twitching.

“Run, run, run!”

The other nine Quasi-Saints were horrified and wanted to escape the accursed place.

They ran as fast as they could with all their might. They even used up their powers, fuel, Immortal Items, or whatever they had at hand just to run!

In the blink of an eye, they ran into the Chaos.

“Run, boy. Run!

“Look at all of you. What a bunch of dogs!”

Blackie quietly watched them leave before retracting his paw.

The Quasi-Saints managed to run far into the Chaos. However, they were still fearful and felt like they barely survived.

They would never forget that dog’s face. It was a nightmare.

Suddenly, the entire Chaos quaked as the darkness suddenly turned into a black paw. It seems that they were inside the dog’s paw all along!

“No, no! This can’t be real!”

“Lord Dog, spare… Spare us!”

The dog’s paw picked them up like toys…

“Huh? Bad dog? Ha!”

Blackie sneered before tightening his paw. The nine Quasi-Saints disintegrated into nothingness as their souls faded into the Chaos.

Plop!

Blackie picked up the two Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals before dropping them in front of everyone. He then shook his dog fur as though it was a piece of cake.

Gulp!

The Jade Emperor and the others gulped. They already tried overestimating Blackie’s powers. However, they realized they still underestimated Blackie all along.

Their weak selves had limited their imagination.

It sent a shiver down their spines as they forced themselves to stay calm. They then bowed with respect. “Thanks for saving our lives, Lord Dog.”

Yun Shu was uncontrollably nervous as her fists turned pale from clenching them too hard. Her brain was still buzzing as her body trembled.

She thought she was dreaming ever since Blackie showed up and could not snap out of it.

‘T-this…

‘What kind of Legendary Dog is that?!’

She felt like a helpless child at that moment as she held on to Goddess Nuwa. She was looking for comfort while tearing up from the panic.

“Cultivator Nuwa, your world’s too scary. I thought we were the same. Turns out, you’re secretly an affluent kid. You even have a Dog God at your place!”

‘I was the clone all along.’

Blackie looked at Yun Shu who almost screamed as she cried and sobbed, “I-I… I’m Yun Shu. Greetings to Lord… Lord Dog.”

She then hurriedly added, “I’m Nuwa’s friend. I’m one of the good guys.”

Goddess Nuwa was as nervous as her and stuttered, “L-Lord Dog, she’s my friend…”

In all honesty, she had just returned to the Eldritch World. The Jade Emperor mentioned Blackie before, but that was the first time she witnessed Blackie’s attacks.

Blackie was mind-blowing.

Blackie looked away without a care before looking at Deified Dog.

At that moment, Deified Dog—who was sitting on the bronze cultivator who had passed out a long time ago—wiped his butt on his face.

Blackie said, “This isn’t over yet!”

Blackie gave a serious look. “It was a memorable day for me and Master, but they offended my Master! I have to take my revenge!”

“Deify, keep farting until he wakes up. Tell him to take me to that whatsoever Yunhuang!”

“Yes, Lord Dog!” said Deified Dog.

The others had a changed facial expression. The Jade Emperor clenched his jaw. He then stepped forward and suggested, “Lord… Lord Dog, the Yunhuang World’s far stronger than the Eldritch World. How about we plan before we act?

“Lord Dog, there are a lot of Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals in the Yunhuang World and they have eight Saints. Apart from that, they have their home realm advantage. We have to be careful as safety comes first.”

Goddess Nuwa finally stepped out. She paused and decided to say, “Lord Dog, I can go with you if you want to go to the Yunhuang World.”

“Go with me?”

Blackie discriminatingly shook his head. “No need for that! You’re too weak and a lousy teammate.”

Goddess Nuwa instantly shut up from the awkwardness. Ouch.

The bronze cultivator finally woke up—still dizzy from being attacked. He immediately screamed, “How dare you attack me? You insects! You dogs! You’re dead!”

A dog’s butt with long black fur appeared in front of his eyes.

“Huh? Hm!”

“Sigh, I simply want to be a pretty black dog. Why’s that too much to ask? Why do you force me to do something like this?”

Blackie looked disappointed.

He pulled back his dog paw and carried the bald bronze cultivator and walked gracefully into the Chaos…

Everyone breathed heavily until Blackie was out of sight. The tension caused by Blackie’s presence was choking them.

“Cultivator… Cultivator Nuwa.”

Yun Shu patted her chest—still horrified.

She thought she would be a fearless cultivator in the Eldritch World. However, she was too weak and felt like she just walked into a deadly world. She hid meekly behind Goddess Nuwa for safety.

‘This world’s too scary!’

“The Lord Dog h-h-has…a Master?” Yun Shu’s voice was shaky. She thought something was wrong with her ears when she heard those words coming from Blackie that she almost passed out.

‘That was a legendary dog that can defeat Chaos Daluo Golden Immortals! He might even be a Dog God of this realm, and yet he has a Master?!

‘Who is his amazing Master? I can’t picture it as my limited imagination won’t allow me to fantasize about such an amazing existence

‘Incredible! Who can do that in the entire Chaos?’

Goddess Nuwa groaned for a moment and stared at Yun Shu with her pretty eyes. She exclaimed, “Cultivator Yun Shu. Blackie has a Master…who’s also in my Eldritch World! This is the biggest secret of the Eldritch World!”

Boom!

Yun Shu jolted and almost fell.

‘The big secret!

‘Cultivator Nuwa’s big secret!

‘But…

‘I can’t believe how big the secret is!

‘Perhaps I know too much?’

She had teary eyes and helplessly begged, “Cultivator Nuwa, aren’t we friends? Tell me honestly, am I able to make it out alive?”