I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Panda Novel

Vroom!

The monstrous Spiritual Qi rushed out like a tsunami, almost engulfing the entire Immortal Realm.

Too much! Too dense!

It made it hard to breathe!

The truth was that ever since the road between the Immortal Land and Realm was broken, the Spiritual Qi in the Immortal Realm had been decreasing. With the broken connection, it became impossible to Immortalize. They seemed to be moving toward an era of no cultivation.

And yet, the Spiritual Qi was…restored

Especially the Ganlong Immortal Dynasty. It had the most Spiritual Qi, so much so that they condensed into the shape of a dragon, dancing across all corners.

Even in the northern part where the plains were barren and the soil was yellow with low population, the woods that had been dried out started to prosper again once the dragon of Spiritual Qi passed by. Plants started to sprout all across the abandoned lands and clear water started to flow in the rivers and lakes.

At the Golden Lotus Sect.

A small girl was cultivating. Suddenly, she opened her eyes curiously. “Why’s there so much Spiritual Qi around all of a sudden? Even breaking through the bottleneck is suddenly so effortless! Whatever. I’m going to absorb as much of it as possible!”

Many of the older cultivators in all the sects across the Immortal Realm had come out of their retreats. They all looked up at the sky with shock in their eyes.

Swiftly after, the shock had turned into an uproar.

“What happened? The density of Spiritual Qi now is almost…ten times denser!?”

“Who is it? Who has that much power to change the world!”

“This is the greatest blessing of our era! This is the greatest blessing for the entire Immortal Realm!”

“Someone’s making a move on the chessboard! The chess game has been messed up! Ha-ha-ha! There’s hope to Immortalize! There’s hope to Immortalize!”

Vroom!

In an old sect that had been passed on over countless years, a stone door suddenly moved.

An elderly man walked out from within.

The elderly man’s skin was as wrinkled as tree bark. His hair was a white that was so pale that it started to dry out. His eyes sunk in so deep, he looked like a skull.

He looked up at the sky and spoke very slowly and hoarsely, “This…this is…Heavenly Luck!?”

Instantly, countless elderly men rushed over. One of the elderly men said in shock, “Sect Master, you’re out from the retreat? What happened?”

“Look in that direction, that’s the Qi of Heavenly Luck! Who did this? This person brought so much Luck into this realm! This is the Luck of humankind! The blessing has engulfed the entire Immortal Realm!” the elderly man mumbled to himself. He was very excited. “So generous! So generous!”

Someone asked, “Sect Master, what’s Luck?”

“You don’t understand. You don’t understand.”

The elderly man was stunned. He stared at the sky blankly. He took a step and instantly disappeared into the sky.

“I can feel the Immortal Qi. The Heavenly Gate is reopening. I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go to the Heavenly Gate!”

In the South of the Immortal Realm.

The people here were genetically taller and more aggressive. However, they looked strange with lots of hair on their skin. Although none of them could cultivate, they were born with supernatural powers. This land was known as the Land of Southern Barbarians.

A group of scary soldiers was gathered here. Their leader suddenly looked at the sky, sensing something strange.

His pupils dilated. His face was wild and hideous. He said, “The Qi of a Human Sovereign? Why would there be a Human Sovereign? That’s good. Once I kill this Human Sovereign, I’ll be the new Human Sovereign!”

“We’ll kill him for the Demon God!” the people called out menacingly as they rushed toward a city not far away.

In the Demon Realm.

On the throne, a figure opened his eyes. His eyes were bloody red, like two neon lights shining in the darkness. The lights were harsh, full of chill and authority.

A hint of shock and terror flashed in his eyes.

“What happened? How can it be?”

He stood up abruptly, exuding a monstrous air. The space around him almost froze as black smoke rose from his body and his red eyes flashed with a deadly glare.

“Why? Didn’t the Lord Demon God say that the Demons would rule the world this time? That we can control the ordinary realm and conquer the Immortal Land? How’s there a Human Sovereign? Why did the Luck of the ordinary people increase all of a sudden? Who changed the rules?!”

He was furious! He glared at the female demon by his side, “Yuecha, you’re in contact with the ordinary realm. Do you know what happened?”

Yuecha was absent-minded. She tensed up suddenly and replied, “In reply to my Lord Demon, when I entered the ordinary realm, I was controlled by an unknown force. All I know is that a powerful…expert had appeared in the ordinary realm.”

“Expert?” The Lord Demon scoffed coldly. “The end of the immortalizing era has come. Who could possibly stop that? Even the Saints failed to do so. How could there be an expert? Perhaps he escaped from ancient times? He’s trying to mess up the chess game? He shall be killed!”

Yuecha frowned and said in a concerned tone, “Lord Demon, this expert isn’t ordinary at all. Shall we wake up the Lord Demon God…”

“What?” The Lord Demon’s bloody red eyes widened. They had turned into two big red light bulbs. He cried out, “Who do you think the Lord Demon God is? You want to wake him up for a small matter like this? You’re so ignorant! With the capacity of your brain, you should stop talking! Just do as you’re told!”

Yuecha sighed and said, “I understand.”

The Lord Demon continued, “Alright, go back down. It seems that the Heavenly Gate is reopening. The entrance of the Demon Realm will be affected as well. Go and investigate. Find out what’s happening!”

“Yes, my lord.” Yuecha turned and left.

However, she did not look well. Her eyes gradually lost focus.

Inside her head, there was another Yuecha dressed in a robe. This Yuecha opened her eyes and said, “It seems like your intelligence is being criticized. This shows that you’re not good enough to be a demon. In fact, you’re fated to become a Buddhist. Why don’t you turn to me instead? We can study the Heavenly Dragon together.”

Yuecha’s eyes reddened. Her bloody red lips parted to reveal two sharp fangs. She was driven crazy. “Get out of me now! You’re so annoying! You keep chanting in my head every day! You’re just a clone of me. I’ll get rid of you!”

The clone said sincerely, “No, you’re my actual body, so I can’t let go of you. Now that I’ve met a better boss, of course, I’ll have to bring you along.”

Yuecha hesitated for a moment. She said suddenly, “I heard you saying that females cannot become Buddhists. What about us?”

“I’ve thought about this problem long before.” The clone looked excited as she said, “With that, I came up with three ideas. First, we kill ourselves and reincarnate into a man by bribing some bigshots. We can negotiate the price beforehand. The second idea is that we enter the body of a man. This is easier as it’s free. Third, if we can’t let go of our current body, we can find a good doctor and undergo surgery to add on an organ. I heard this is more expensive, I’ll ask for the price at some point.”

Yuecha wanted to cut out her brain so badly. She screamed, “Get out of me!”

“You don’t like these ideas?” The clone paused slightly before she continued, “Don’t worry, I’ll think of other ways. Don’t worry, I’m good at this.”