I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Panda Novel

Everyone sat in place and stared at the bucket. They felt their hair standing on ends.

They suddenly felt unhappy with the sodas in their hands.

That was the only bad part about being with the expert. He liked playing with their heart rates, and they just simply had to endure it.

Sigh, what a hard life.

They watched Li Nianfan casually reach inside the bucket. He messed with it from the left side to the right side. The Golden Bees were powerless in his hands. They became playthings.

The densely-packed Golden Bees flew around in the bucket.

The visual impact was incredible. It took their breaths away just by looking at it.

There were so many Golden Bees, even an Immortal would die from that.

Li Nianfan was casual about it. He asked curiously, “Oh yeah, Mr. Yao. You look much better now. Problem solved?”

Yao Mengji tried his best to sound calm. He licked his lips out of fear and replied, “Thanks for asking, Mr. Li. I’m no longer in danger.”

Li Nianfan congratulated him, “That’s nice, congrats.”

Li Nianfan picked up the bee nest while he spoke. He observed it closely while everyone else stared in horror.

The bee nest was bigger than a human head. Countless Golden Bees peeked out and glared at everyone. Their souls almost left their bodies—they almost died in peace.

Suddenly, a swarm of Golden Bees flew out lazily and landed softly on everyone.

Everyone instantly clenched their b*tts. They were as stiff as statues.

A Golden Bee slowly crawled onto Gu Changqing’s face. He almost peed himself.

Gu Yuan laughed loudly from within the Jade pendant. He laughed at his misery, “Grandson, do you dare to move?”

Of course, Gu Changqing did not dare to move. He did not even dare to speak. He was perturbed.

Trembling, Yao Mengji took a deep breath and found his courage to say, “Mr… Mr. Li, the bees…”

Li Nianfan looked up and laughed. He quickly said, “Sorry, the bees just love flying everywhere.”

He simply reached out and grabbed the bees back. He closed the lid and said, “They are too feral. They’ll be more obedient once I train them.”

Train?

Never in history had anyone heard of training Golden Bees.

Golden Bees were rare treasures in the Immortal Realm. There were people who tried breeding Golden Bees but for millions of years, it was proven to be an impossible task.

The expert was about to break the laws of nature.

Bigshot, what a never-seen-before bigshot!

Yao Mengji and the others were shocked but they were forced to smile.

Gu Changqing asked, “Mr. Li, where did you get the bees?”

Li Nianfan smiled and said, “I got lucky. I was out and ran into Brother Lin. I followed him and went inside an Immortal Relic. The things in there were useless to me but I found these bees. I guess it’s a small unexpected prize.”

Everyone felt emotional when they heard that.

Only Li Nianfan would say Immortal Relics were useless.

The Golden Bees were defined as a small prize, too. Not a lot of items could impress the expert!

Yao Mengji raised his eyebrows. ‘Brother Lin’ must be Lin Mufeng.

He snuck into the Immortal Relic because of the expert!

‘That fellow must have a lot of treasures, what a lucky man.’

Li Nianfan took the bucket and said apologetically, “Alright, sit tight. I’ll go to the backyard and handle these bees. I’ll see if I can extract some honey, excuse me.”

“No worries, Mr. Li. Off you go.”

“Yes, don’t worry about us.”

Yao Mengji and the others hurriedly said. They wanted Li Nianfan to move the bucket away so badly.

So freaking terrifying.

Li Nianfan smiled and nodded. What a bunch of understanding cultivators.

Daji stood up and followed him. She said, “I’ll go with you.”

“Right. Since you brought the turkey, why don’t you all stay and eat?”

Li Nianfan looked at the turkey in the yard and said, “Xiao Bai, clean that turkey and get ready to kill it!”

“Yes, Master.” Xiao Bai nodded and approached the turkey.

‘Kill?

‘Eat me?

‘I’m not a turkey!’

The Firefinch Demon flapped its wings and squealed, horrified.

Skree!

It tried to escape but Xiao Bai grabbed it like it was a small chicken. Then, Xiao Bai placed the Firefinch Demon next to the stream and washed it with a hose.

Suddenly, splashes could be heard throughout the four-part architecture, along with the tragic screams of the Firefinch Demon.

Qin Manyun and the others were stunned silent.

Qin Manyun suddenly said, “That water used to wash the Firefinch Demon is Spiritual Water.”

Yao Mengji nodded and said, “To get to bathe with Spiritual Water before death is a luxurious experience. Suited for an Immortal Beast.”

Gu Changqing said, “To be eaten by the expert would also be its blessing.”

Gu Yuan also said from within the Jade pendant, “The expert probably wasn’t impressed by the Firefinch Demon. But it’s good enough for a meal. We made the right decision.”

The four of them stopped paying attention to the Firefinch Demon. They looked around curiously instead.

Gu Changqing smiled and said, “Grandpa, look over there. That’s the Divine Bead that I gave the expert last time. The expert’s soda is made with the help of the Divine Bead.”

Gu Yuan complimented him, “Nice job. You have a bright future if you know how to please the expert. We should work hard together and not keep good items to ourselves. We should give the expert anything he’s interested in. It’s always a good thing if he accepts it!”

Gu Changqing lightly smiled. “Duh? I already knew that.”

Yao Mengji focused on the lightning rod that was on the roof. He said, “Look at that rod up on the roof. It’s called a lightning rod and it was created by the expert. That’s the rod that attracted the natural tribulation away from me and saved me from harm!”

Gu Changqing and the others jolted. They immediately looked at the lightning rod, growing more and more shocked the longer they looked at it.

The lightning rod did not look weird, but it looked too normal. No powers were coming from it or anything. No lights or halos. The material was slightly odd, too. That simple rod defeated the natural tribulation?

They would never believe it, but they knew that Yao Mengji was not joking.

Gu Changqing said sentimentally, “You can tell who created a lot of things here! The expert’s an extraordinary character. Even mundane objects would be full of Insights after his touch. Anything could be transformed into treasure!”

He thought about the paper crane. That was a creation of the expert too, right?

Gu Yuan was disturbed. Li Nianfan had turned his world upside down. No one could compare to him in the entire Immortal Realm.

He respectfully mumbled, “Extraordinary. The complications in simplicity! It’s unbelievable that a bigshot like this exists in our world. Did he really come to the Immortal Realm to play?”