I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

Panda Novel

“Ridiculous! How could you speak to our beloved Demon King so rudely? Just do as you’re told! Cut the nonsense and straighten up!” the Wild Boar Demon scoffed at the python and looked up at the fox who was now higher up in the air. “Demon King, please, allow me to help you.”

With that said, it carried the green python as if holding up a tall ladder. “How’s this, Demon King? Can you see better now?”

The little fox looked around for a moment and shook its head. “Not really. Black Bear Demon, you too!”

“Okay!” The Black Bear Demon nodded and instantly carried the Wild Boar Demon. “Is this better, Demon King?”

“No. Strange. I’m now taller than the walls of the four-part architecture, but why do I still feel as if I’m blocked by the wall from looking inside?”

The seven-tailed fox’s seven tails dropped down. “I don’t know where my sister went. She didn’t even tell me anything. It’s been a few days now.

“Also, I haven’t eaten any delicious food from my sister. I miss the food!”

The Green Python Demon asked, “Demon King, can you see now? I can’t hold on any longer.”

The little fox scratched its tiny head and jumped off the python’s head. “Never mind, I’m getting off.”

Bam!

Instantly, the Green Python Demon felt a relief. Its body had been tightened to its max. Its straightened-out body slumped to the ground instantly like a dried python. “I can’t take it anymore! My body’s sore!”

As the army advisor, the Wild Boar Demon started to come up with tactics. It said arrogantly, “Demon King, if so, let’s barge in right away! Who can stop you in the entire Immortal Realm?”

Thinking of the little fox’s sister, they were proud and fearless! Having such a powerful sister, they could do as they pleased! Haha!

Click!

Meanwhile, the gate to the four-part architecture swung open.

A black dog walked out elegantly.

“Aw! An ordinary black dog!” The Wild Boar Demon glared at it with sparkling eyes. This was finally its chance to impress the Demon King! It ran up and growled, baring its sharp fangs, “Black dog! Is anyone home? Our Demon King wants to go in! If you don’t want to be eaten by me, get out of the way!”

Blackie glanced at the boar with a bored look, raised its front paw nonchalantly, and pressed it firmly onto the ground.

Vroom!

Instantly, a big hole appeared where the Wild Boar Demon was standing. An invisible force landed on the Wild Boar Demon, forcing it flat on the ground, unable to move.

Blackie parted its mouth and said coldly, “I’ll give you the chance to mind your language and say it again.”

“Lord Dog, I was wrong!” The Wild Boar Demon’s fur spiked up. Its scalp was itching and its skin turned pale. If it was able to move at all, it would have knelt in front of the dog and begged for mercy.

“I really didn’t mean to offend you. Please, forgive me.” The Wild Boar Demon even returned to its basic form. It was now a panicking wild boar.

Blackie retrieved its paw and said coldly, “You’re in luck to have followed the right master. If not, you would’ve been dead by now!”

The wild boar staggered up and ran behind the little fox.

The little fox was hiding behind its seven tails, revealing only a pair of eyes. “You…you’re the Black…Blackie my sister told me about?”

“That’s me.” Blackie nodded as its fur moved with the wind. It looked like a top dog with power and class. “Your sister works for my master. So, as her sister, you’re blessed by my master as well. However, you lack ability and courage, and your followers are bad! You’re all an embarrassment to my master! Since we’ve been extremely bored recently…cough, cough, cough… I mean, since we happen to have the time recently, I’ll give you all some pointers.”

Some pointers?

Other than the little fox, the other three demons had sparkles in their eyes. They were trembling with excitement!

Even the worn-out Green Python Demon stood back up again!

‘This black dog is so cool! Perhaps even the Demon King’s sister isn’t a worthy opponent. If we could get some pointers from the dog, wouldn’t we become the winners of the Demon Realm? We’re reaching the peak of our lives!’

‘Such a huge opportunity falling onto us! So lucky!’

Blackie said while holding its head high, “Come in.”

The three demons instantly half-carried the little fox into the four-part architecture. When they arrived at the gate, their hearts sank a little. Suddenly they felt nervous, as if an ordinary man was walking into an Immortal’s palace.

Walking inside, a fragrance hit them, awakening their senses. They looked up to see the entire courtyard filled with all kinds of Spiritual Herb that could rip their eyes out. However, before they could gasp, countless figures had already surrounded them with their burning gazes. They were overwhelmed by the oppressive eyes, and it caused them to shiver and tremble without daring to take another breath!

The three demons lowered their heads, their hearts beating at the quickest speed ever. They were terrified! So terrified that their souls might escape their bodies!

‘Where’s my mommy!’

‘How are there so many bigshots in the world?’

‘Since when did the Immortal Realm become so cool?’

‘Did we just transmigrate? Did we transmigrate into a world full of bigshots?’

‘Scary! So scary!’

The Dragon Fire Pearl appeared in the form of a flaming dragon. Its voice vibrated from within, “I think these demons can withstand my test of flame, especially this Wild Boar Demon. Its skin is thick. Let me train them!”

The Wild Boar Demon trembled vigorously with fear. It almost cried out in tears, ‘Bigshot, you’re so humorous! How can I withstand your test of flame? I’ll be cooked! No, I’ll be burnt!’

The Fallen Demon Sword flashed in front of them. The Sword Demon was in a robe. It shook its head with a merciful look. “I think the three of them are destined to study Buddhism with me, I can teach them.”

The Ice-Crystal joined in, “Nah, let me have it! My chill will be able to transform them thoroughly!”

The Dragon Fire Pearl said hastily, “Brother Ice-Crystal, why don’t we work with each other to train them with fire and ice for two days each. I think the effect would be good.”

The three demons panicked. They wanted to kneel in fear.

They used the corner of their eyes to look at the surroundings. They froze when they saw a lantern not far away. There, they could sense a familiar scent.

Were they not the fireflies taken away by Lord Daji? So, the opportunity Lord Daji spoke about was so huge! They had already become bigshots within such a short amount of time?