I'm A Baller

Wang Yan didn't see the mess in the besties chat group.

Wang Yan only saw Nawu suddenly jump up from the carpet and chase Fu Yushi around the house, while she shouted at Fu.

"Fu Yushi, just you wait! Don't let me catch you, or I'll smash you into pieces!"

Fu Yushi squeaked and ran everywhere. At first, she was laughing happily, but hearing what Nawu said at the end, she suddenly fumed.

"Bullsh*t! I have * * * ! "

"If you stuff half a pound of sponge, even Lin Weiwei would have'em!"

Lin Weiwei was pounding the floor beside Wang Yan, laughing foolishly. That stay bullet from Nawu hit her, and her face turned dark with a murderous aura.

"Reyi Nawu, we're gonna strip you naked and show Wang Yan just what you look like!"

That came out quickly and urgently without any pauses. Wang Yan took a lot of effort to figure out what she was saying, and then he started to wonder again.

"Would it be fun?" Wang Yan thought.

"I don't know, and I don't dare to ask. I'll just wait and see…"

However, the room was too big, and the three of them tumbled and fought all the way to the big bedroom next door. Then, screams could be heard coming from inside.

"Sister, it's my fault!"

"It's useless even if you call me 'mom'. Watch my attack!"

"Ah, Lin Weiwei, I'll fight it out with you!"

…

Whang Yan… Wang Yan could only silently recite the Prajna Paramita Sutra.

It was very effective!

It was way too f*cking…

Feeling helpless, he could only shout, "Ladies, count me in?"

The bedroom suddenly fell silent. The three of them, whose clothes were in a mess, looked at each other. F*ck, there was a man outside. "Are you guys crazy?" each of them thought.

No one took the blame, of course. But they tidied themselves up swiftly. They quickly covered up their exposed parts and then carefully poked their heads out of the bedroom.

Wang Yan did not move. He stayed obediently on the sofa. When he saw the three little heads popping out, He appeared furious.

"If you guys play such game without me again, I won't go easy on you!"

"Tch!"

Lin Weiwei was the first to walk out. She curled her lips in disdain. "What are you gonna do to us then?"

Only a fool would answer such a question.

"I can't be bothered with you. You're so crazy, not the least bit womanlike."

After Wang Yan retorted, he immediately scampered away.

"I'm going downstairs to swim for at least an hour and a half. If you want to shower you can stay here. If you want to swim, you can find me downstairs."

Seeing that Wang Yan really ran away without any reluctance, the three girls were suddenly a little dumbfounded.

"What should we do? Are we going to swim?" Reyi Nawu asked foolishly.

"We didn't bring a swimsuit. We're not going to buy one, are we?"

Fu Yushi wasn't in a good mood. She felt that Wang Yan treated her with too little importance. How could he run away when there were three beauties around?

Lin Weiwei didn't think too much about it. Her eyes lit up as she looked at the huge bathroom and bathtub on the marble floor.

"Let's go and take a bath in this big bathtub!"

Fu Yushi and Reyi Nawu were sweating profusely. They were very tempted, but still had some concerns.

"What if Wang comes back early and catches us naked…"

"He won't!" Lin Weiwei was confident in Wang Yan. "That rascal has a lot of credibility. Moreover, there are three of us. If he dares to come back, we'll kill him!"

"Alright… Big talker…" the other two thought.

Lin Weiwei went to check the bathtub in high spirits.

The super-large bathtub that could easily accommodate three girls was cleaned by the service staff till it was spotless. After letting the water run, they could go in and take a bath.

When she was running the water, Lin Weiwei took a look at the toiletries on the sink and immediately shouted to the two girls, "There's a full set of L'OCCITANE. Don't you want to try it?"

"Oh, I don't care anymore. If he comes back, we can just throw Shi out to cover us!"

Reyi Nawu was the second one to rush in. She started to take off her clothes in a hurry.

Fu Yushi was the only one left. She was unwilling to keep a lookout for the two of them, so she walked in bashfully. "I'll just take a shower."

Yeah, right!

"It wasn't like they hadn't taken a shower or been in a sauna together. Keep pretending!"

Anyway, in the end… The details from here on shall be omitted.

…

As for Wang Yan, he happily went to the fitness center on the fourth floor, and just by showing his room card, he received a warm welcome.

It was a weekday afternoon, so there weren't many guests in the gym, and the swimming pool was even less crowded.

Wang Yan originally had a little desire to exercise, mainly for the sake of his health. However, ever since he got the [attribute modifier], even that little bit of motivation had gone out the window.

"Fitness?"

"Who cares about fitness? In any case, I'm not gonna do it."

As for swimming, it was purely because he liked it.

No matter what, it was a sport that he could use to trigger a sports crit hit. That was enough.

Strength of 79, agility of 79, physique of 79. What could you do with it?

In the 25-meter long pool, he swam back and forth 10 times in one go. After resting for two minutes, he swam another 10 rounds.

Then he lost count. After swimming for an entire hour, he still had some energy left.

He was not very strong, but among ordinary people, he was definitely outstanding. The only difference was that his swimming moves were not very standard; rather, they were quite amateur.

After swimming for an hour to vent his excessive energy, Wang Yan took the initiative to talk to the coach by the side of the pool.

"Hello, coach. Could you help me improve my swimming stroke?"

The coach was a young man. He was a little surprised to hear that. "You still have the strength to swim?"

"Sure," Wang Yan smiled confidently.

"Okay, I'll go into the water to teach you."

The coach did not decline and agreed readily.

Actually, they were all paid for their services, but the higher-ups had specifically instructed that for this VIP surnamed Wang, they should satisfy him immediately, as long as his requests were reasonable. He shall teach him then.

In the next hour, Wang Yan spent his time in the standard movement training of various swimming styles.

During the training, Wang Yan discovered another thing.

He wasn't sure whether it was because of his intelligence or the coordination brought about by the overall growth of his agility, physique and strength, but he could quickly remember the key parts of the movements.

It didn't take much effort to change his old habits. It was in fact quite easy to accomplish.

In the end, even the coach was shocked.

"Mr. Wang, you have such great talent for swimming! What a pity. If only you had received professional training earlier, you could have become a professional athlete…"

"If I had money, I would have become a pianist, not an athlete!" Wang Yan thought.

When Wang Yan was young, he loved piano music very much. He even dreamed of becoming a pianist.

Later, after hearing the various sonatas in classical music, he decisively gave up on his dream.

At that time, he thought, "It turns out that I just like a few popular songs like 'The Wedding in My Dream' and 'Exodus' and that kind of pretentious thing. I just want to sit there in my fancy suit, playing something easily. It looks beautiful, pleasant to listen to, and not tiring at all."

"So that's what real classical piano music is like?"

"Goodbye!"

"Like now, I was just enjoying the feeling of frolicking about in the water. Training and participating for competitions?"

"Goodbye!"

"The god of wealth only wanted to relax and enjoy life. Things that need a lot of effort? Just stay away from me."

After swimming for a full two hours, he sent a WeChat message to Lin Weiwe, "Have you guys done bathing?"

Lin Weiwei replied with a photo. Reyi Nawu was blow-drying Lin's hair.

Wang Yan couldn't be bothered to go upstairs, so he asked again, "Do you all want to join me for a full SPA session?"

Upstairs, Reyi Nawu sighed and blurted out, "What the heck! Life is just so freaking comfortable for him…"

Lin Weiwei asked the two, "Are you going?"

They hesitated for a few seconds and, unexpectedly, shook their heads at the same time.

"I don't think so. A SPA session costs two to three thousand for each. I'm not doing it."

"We can freeload the next time when Little Liu Li is around. Right now, I just want to eat some fruit and watch TV."

Lin Weiwei nodded and cleanly rejected, "No! We're gonna have some self-control as Di Wu girls!"

"My ass!"

Wang Yan sent the text with a flashing green light special effect, and once again scampered away.