I'm A Baller

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Zhang Ailing once said, “Life is a big movie…”

What?

Zhang Ailing didn’t say that?

Then I’ll be the one to say it!

Life is a big movie. You think you’re going to act in a romantic action movie, but in fact, it’s really just an action movie, uh, the kind where fists hit flesh.

Young Master Wang was having this feeling right now.

Seeing Fu Yushi’s flirtatious words as if she was declaring her sovereignty over Wang Yan, He Miaomiao suddenly laughed. She smiled a little playfully.

“So you chose to work for your best friend’s boyfriend? Your relationship must be really good…”

Wow!

Young miss, how long did it take for your emotions to erupt with such powerful fighting strength?

Wang Yan was immediately shocked. It felt like a dream.

Fu Yushi’s mouth twitched slightly from the rebuke.

This was because she had strong self-control and was able to remain calm. If it were any other woman, she would probably be angered to death.

Er, other women did not include Na Wu.

Big Bear raised her head and smiled proudly. “Of course! We can improve together and play together. Miss, are you especially envious and jealous?”

She was not stupid. She knew that He Miaomiao had come with ill intentions, so she did not confuse the enemy and herself. Instead, she charged forward to receive the heroic blow.

It was not easy for Miss He to show her true colors once, but with a flash of Na Wu, she turned her head around and dug her forehead.

Tricks were completely ineffective against two types of people.

The first type was thick-skinned, and the second type was incomprehensible.

Na Wu belonged to… well, since she understood everything, it would be too sad to say it out loud.

Miss He had outdone herself and played a trick that was effective against both Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei. Meeting Na Wu… she was really a ghost.

Seeing He Miaomiao’s expression, Fu Yushi, who had been in a bad mood just a moment ago, suddenly felt refreshed. She pursed her lips and smiled, but at the same time, she glanced at him lightly.

The meaning behind it was infuriating no matter how one interpreted it.

He Miaomiao almost exploded from the stab.

The relationship between classmates was originally a close relationship, so it was especially easy to manipulate.

However, Wang Yan did not play by the rules. He floated outside every day and had not seen him for half a semester. Even his WeChat chat with her was on and off. How could He Miaomiao not hate him?

Initially, she was just angry with him, but she could not bring herself to hate him. Now, she had finally found someone to hate.

Her smile immediately turned cold.

“Liu Li is really generous. She is willing to share everything with you. Doesn’t she find it dirty to share everything?”

Why else would she say that Miss He did not have any emotional intelligence?

The moment these words came out, Wang Yan was in her pocket.

It was also because of my brother Wang Yan’s heart… that he was broad-minded and did not lower himself to her level, or else.

Cough cough!

Fu Yushi understood the meaning behind her words and felt that she had been insulted.

I have never used a dog before!

However, she was too embarrassed to say that she did not have the mood to do so, so she simply tilted her head and gave him a look —

Big Bear, go!

Na Wu really did not react in time. She thought that He Miaomiao was talking about the dress and toothbrush that Fu Yushi had mentioned before, so she rolled up her sleeves and really went for it.

“We’ve kissed more than once, what’s so dirty about it?”

The young master was dumbfounded, his eyes wide open.

When did we… Eh, something’s wrong!

After reacting for a moment, he suddenly understood what Nawu meant. They had all kissed Liu Li before, so it wouldn’t be dirty if they used each other’s toothbrushes.

Wang Yan could understand what she meant, but He Miaomiao couldn’t.

Her best friends were all daughters of rich families, so they didn’t need to be germaphobic. They were naturally resistant to others using their own personal items.

In the entire circle, unless one was a prostitute, no one would touch other people’s things, not to mention something as private as a toothbrush.

They couldn’t even use up one of their electric toothbrushes every day. was there a need for that!

Therefore, he didn’t realize that introducing the Western Region guy was talking about something else.

Hence, he was dazzled.

You guys, you guys… Are you all in a mess like this?

He was shocked for a moment, then he stared at Wang Yan with fire in his eyes.

Wang Yan, explain it to me clearly!

Young Master Wang was extremely wronged. How the f*ck was he going to explain it?

Just as he was feeling upset and confused, He Miaomiao’s three best friends rolled up their sleeves and rushed over.

It was human nature to help one’s family and not to help one’s reason. Who cared if you were handsome or not? who was at fault? In any case, you couldn’t bully our Princess!

“Aiyo, this is really interesting! I’ve long heard that the girls in the entertainment industry are promiscuous, so why are you so brazen about it?”

The cannon bore started cursing. Even though he was a man, he did not show any sympathy for the two girls who were like flowers and jade. He was simply treating them as love rivals.

Alright, it was very likely.

The short-haired girl was about to continue to chime in, but Wang Yan could not tolerate it anymore.

He put on a cold face, took a step forward, and stood in front of the cannon bore.

“Brother, you’d better be more polite when you speak. I acknowledge He Miaomiao, but I may not acknowledge you.”

The current Wang Yan was someone who had truly experienced the big scene. He had long developed a powerful Godfather’s aura. He was not weak against the second generation and was invincible against the gangsters. He was not an ignorant young man.

At this moment, his gaze was as cold as frost and as sharp as a knife. His anger exploded as he pressed toward the cannon barrel.

The cannon barrel had a face full of exquisite makeup. He was coy and weak. He was as thin as a piece of wood. How could he withstand this?

He stomped his foot and swung his hand. He was angry.

“Wu wu wu… you’re so annoying!”

F*ck!

Godfather Wang immediately broke his technique. His face twitched, and he almost couldn’t help but go up and perform a sleeping technique. He clamped him between his legs and killed him.

Uh, no way!

Wouldn’t using a big move on him satisfy this sissy’s intentions?

What if he bit me…

The young master suddenly quivered. He quickly pulled the cannon muzzle aside and turned to face He Miaomiao.

He couldn’t be so rough when facing the young miss.

However, the current situation was really difficult.

Fu Yushi and Na Wu were watching from behind. On behalf of the Empress of the main palace and all of Di Wu’s friends, they were waiting for an explanation.

It was young Miss He’s birthday today, so she came to visit in high spirits. She was generous and loving to Wang Yan.

In the end, she became unhappy the moment she arrived. She even received the bad news that she had kissed Wang Yan more than once. She was angry and aggrieved, and her eyes were brimming with tears. She was so close to having a soy sauce bottle hanging on her lips.

Now that they were fighting on both sides, how could she break it?

In any case, she couldn’t let them fight freely.

When they were satisfied, Wang Yan would almost be a dead dog.

At the critical moment, the young master still stood on the right side.

“Miaomiao, you’re on my set now. Not only am I the number one investor, but I’m also the number one director. Your friend is scolding my actors on my set. Aren’t you taking me too lightly?”

Director Wang’s expression was very serious. He even deliberately turned around and circled the square at the entrance of Mango Terrace as his own territory, like a fish pond CEO.

However, when Wang Yan became serious, he still had some deterrent force.

He Miaomiao had learned from her father since she was young that when a man was busy with official business, he could not tear down the stage.

Now, Daddy Wang’s condition was exactly the same as her biological father’s when he was working. It was rare for her to feel a little guilty.

“Then you guys…”

She felt guilty, but she felt wronged. She could not help but pucker her lips.

The young master didn’t give her a chance to continue.

“Eat first!”

With a wave of his hand, the two groups of people were clearly separated.

“Shi Shi, you guys stay with Zhuchuang. Miaomiao, I’ll entertain your friend.”

He was quick to cut the Gordian knot. He could muddle along for a while!

Fu Yushi had always known the general situation and wouldn’t mess around with her temper. She immediately nodded.

He Miaomiao wanted to cause trouble, but she just wanted to find a place where there were no outsiders. She wanted to grab Wang Yan’s fur and get to the bottom of today’s matter.

Both sides did not have any objections and basically asked Wang Yan to muddle through.

But…

Na Wu did not stop her.

At the critical moment, she jumped out boldly. “That won’t do! I have to watch over you on Liu Li’s behalf!”

Wang Yan’s head was about to explode.

He Miaomiao sneered, “Why are you still talking about Liu Li? Are you watching over me on Liu Li’s behalf?”

Her heart was filled with grief and indignation. So this is how you really are, Wang Yan!

How is she better than me?

She looked down slightly, and the eldest miss suddenly felt a little guilty. She quickly looked straight ahead, only looking at Hu Ji’s face.

Big Bear was not good at other things, but he was extremely sensitive in this aspect. He immediately puffed out his chest proudly.

Hahaha…

Cough, cough, be more serious.

Na Wu felt that she had the upper hand. She had challenged He Miaomiao valiantly.

“When you come to our territory, you have to follow the host! Miss, today I’m entertaining you. Later, you guys will eat what I eat. Do you dare to take up this challenge?”

When Wang Yan heard this, he immediately realized that things would not go well.

Oh no!

For a girl like He Miaomiao, she must not ask her if she dared to be angry.

At that time, she would dare to do anything!

As expected, Miss He did not even consider much about it and gritted her teeth. “What’s there to be afraid of? It’s impolite not to reciprocate. Later, I’ll treat you to a taste of Star City’s famous dishes!”

“Okay! Whoever cowers first is a dog!”

The two little cockfighting roosters’ bodies were burning with a raging passion, vowing to have a showdown.

When he thought of the following scene, Wang Yan cried.

I am a dog, I’m scared, okay?