I'm A Baller

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Around 6:30 pm, the rest of the students rushed to the New Mart Shopping District.

That was the best entertainment district in Gu Jiao. Downstairs was the nightclub Coco, next door was the KTV, and there was a distinction for the carnivores and non-meat eaters.

The two were actually divided into two shops. One was a candy carnival and the other was a candy store, on the fifth and fourth floors respectively.

Due to Gu Jiao’s urban particularity, the entertainment industry was abnormally developed. At night, luxury cars would be parked near the district.

Wang Yan had formed a good habit in the big cities. He would not drive after drinking alcohol. He left the wrangler in Dong Yuan International’s parking lot and took a taxi with his friends.

Gu Jia Shu did not care much. He drove his father’s Q5, baring his teeth and brandishing his claws all the way.

By the time they reached the KTV, there were only a dozen or so students left.

The rest either had relatives at home or had to accompany their parents to visit. They had to leave anyway.

In fact, Wang Yan also wanted to sneak out to look for 30,000 yuan, but everyone wouldn’t let him leave no matter what. The few who won more money decided to treat everyone, mainly Wang Yan, Yu Qiuli, and Gu Jiashu.

Well, since he was destined to live the life of the main character, then he should just go with the flow!

They rushed into the private room in twos and threes. Yu Qiuli sat down casually next to Wang Yan and slammed the table.

“Serve the wine!”

Yu Qiuli, who had taken off her coat, was wearing a tight-fitting sweater. The hem was tucked into her high-waisted jeans. The elastic fabric stuck tightly to her body, highlighting her exceptionally wide groin.

No matter how one looked at her, she did not look like a 19-year-old girl. She was gifted, and her figure was only slightly under Gong Feiyu’s, who was exercising all year round.

As they got closer, a wave of hot steam rose up and radiated all the way to the bottom of Wang Yan’s heart.

“Why are you in such high spirits?”

Wang Yan casually joked, but Yu Qiuli smiled without saying anything. She was exuberant.

Without He Meng, I’m the prettiest girl in the room!

My dear Yan, I don’t have time for anyone else, I’ll just play with you!

Yu Qiuli was full of ambition. Before she could project it out, Xiaomi suddenly took out her phone and opened the door, and two people came in.

Yu Qiuli looked up…

⊙o⊙!

Why the heck are you here again?!

The one who could make Yu Qiuli so depressed was naturally He Meng.

Wang Yan was also wondering, don’t you usually not participate in activities like karaoke?

And when he looked at the petite person she was leading, he felt that she looked strangely familiar.

She wore a woolen hat and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Her nose was pressed down until it was only a little dot… Huh?

Wasn’t that Zhang Yao’s classmate, the little fairy who was just sold to me?

At the same time Wang Yan saw the person clearly, He Meng introduced, “My aunt’s younger sister is accompanying us during the New Year. I brought her out to mix around and join in the fun. You guys wouldn’t mind, right?”

Only a crazy person would shun He Meng, so they quickly began to shout enthusiastically.

“Your presence is a blessing!”

“Beautiful lady, come and sit!”

“Waiter, Where’s the menu? Let’s order some food!”

The He sisters walked to the left side of the sitting area amidst the crowd’s gushings. There were two large coffee tables in the room, and the two of them sat on the left side.

Wang Yan was originally seated between the two coffee tables. At this moment, he stood up to welcome her, and they happened to meet face-to-face.

“Good evening, old classmate.” The young master greeted with a smile.

“Good evening, did you guys have fun?”

“I was taken for a fool… so I guess it was okay?”

“Huh?”

He Meng was stunned. Xiaomi secretly smiled and explained, “Today, Young Master Wang gave red packets to the boys. We all benefited from it.”

Otherwise, the karaoke fees would be split among all the members. Each of them would have to fork out about two to three hundred yuan.

He Meng did not understand what was going on, but when she saw how close everyone was to Wang Yan, she could guess what had happened and was quite surprised.

After thinking for a while, she pulled Xiaolu to her side. “My sister, He Xiaolu.”

Then, she introduced Wang Yan to Xiaolu. “He’s my old classmate, you can call him brother Wang Yan.”

Creak, creak…

Yu Qiuli gritted her teeth at the side.

This was a treatment that no one else received. He Meng only introduced her sister to Wang Yan alone, so it was obvious that she treated him differently.

However, it was useless even if she was angry. Wang Yan was already greeting those two with a smile, what could she do about it?

“Hello, Xiaolu.”

You dumb hooligan, you can’t act all haughty now after seeing those two sisters, right?

Ding! Good Impression -2.

There was no subsequent increase in loyalty points, and the young master instantly suffered a wave of blood loss.

Why am I so wronged!

The young master felt a little irritable.

Although I was smiling, my heart was filled with doubts!

How could He Meng have a sister with the same surname as her?

Her father, He Hongyuan, was an only child. With just some contact with the upper echelons of Gu Jiao, Wang would be able to know about this big shot’s family background. There was no way he could fake it…

The young master was very puzzled, so he looked at the little fairy a few more times. At one point, their eyes met.

He Xiaolu finally recognized Wang Yan, and her listless expression suddenly brightened up a little.

She had been unhappy today, and hanging out with her cheap sister at her class reunion was not a particularly pleasant experience. Facing a room full of strangers was only a little better than facing a vicious aunt.

At this moment, she suddenly realized that her best friend’s brother was also there. This kind of secret connection slightly dispelled the uneasiness in her heart.

However, the little fairy was obviously a mischievous person, and she was not only a little shrewd.

“Hello, brother Wang Yan.”

She greeted Wang Yan obediently, but did not show her sister that she knew him.

He Meng’s keen senses only worked on the “Favorability of the opposite sex toward oneself”, so naturally, she did not notice anything unusual.

Everyone greeted those who should be greeted, and those who should be taken care of cared for. Things quickly went back to normal.

But what was normal?

In the capital, it was for the women to sing and for the men to drink.

In Gu Jiao, they had to sing and drink at the same time. Whoever had the higher status would be cajoled to do it first.

On He Meng’s side, Ji’er miraculously sneaked over a pot of shabu kebabs, and with the braised beef tenderloin, everyone began to collectively toast.

Wang Yan, Gu Jiashu, Yu Qiuli, He Meng. The order was very subtle.

Gu Jiashu was treating at noon, so naturally, they first toasted Gu Jiashu, then He Meng, then the class monitor, and finally Wang Yan.

For the entire afternoon, Wang Yan, who did not care about winning or losing, and who was generous and could chat, successfully reached the top.

Yu Qiuli saw that her boss was very popular, and that she had successfully suppressed He Meng, who had a child with her. She was in a fantastic mood and took the initiative to rub against Wang Yan.

How did she rub against him?

Shut up! Don’t ask around!

As for Young Master Wang, although he was a decent person, he had a natural reaction to such incitement. He subconsciously turned his arm around and held her.

The moment he touched her soft waist, he suddenly realized that something was wrong and hurriedly let go.

That period was too brief, so no one else noticed. Only Yu Qiuli herself knew, as well as He Xiaolu, who did not need to drink and was idling in the depths of the sofa.

The little fairy’s eyes darted around. After everyone had finished drinking, she discreetly poked He Meng.

“Sis, that girl is looking at you weirdly.”

“She’s jealous of me. Don’t bother.”

He Meng replied proudly and indifferently.

The little fairy nonchalantly asked again, “Is she that Wang Yan’s girlfriend?”

“No.” He Meng replied casually and suddenly reacted. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

The little fairy shook her head and confusedly tried asking again, “You’re much prettier than her. Wang Yan should like you, right?”

That hurt, sister!

He Meng did not lack people liking her, and she had never considered dating. However, a former admirer suddenly stopped liking her. Anyone would have a knot in their heart from this, right?

Especially Wang Yan, who had become mysterious and fresh. The way he looked so outstanding was the most unfair.

Oh, in the past, you were madly in love with me when you weren’t doing well. Now that you’ve risen up, you immediately switch your affections to someone else!

What’s your problem?

Does this mean that my current level’s not up to your position now?!

He Meng forcefully suppressed her expression and calmly replied, “He did have a crush on me in the past, but now it seems like he has a girlfriend.”

There was indeed no hint of jealousy in her tone, but such a response was enough to reflect a certain problem.

He Xiaolu felt dizzy listening to her words. It was as if she was looking at a white radish with a green tinge…

This was already evidence enough, for goodness’ sake!

The three were the class monitor, her sister, and his mysterious girlfriend.

On top of that, Zhang Yao was actually going to betray her… as the saying went, if there was something good at the top, the bottom would follow. If it wasn’t for her brother being so lustful, why would she joke about such a thing?

Biubiubiu!

His favorability was greatly reduced.

However, He Xiaolu didn’t show anything and remained expressionless.

“Sis, why do I feel that you treat brother Wang Yan a little differently?”

He Meng didn’t deny it outright like an ordinary slut.

Instead, she tried her best to explain, “You don’t understand. That guy is very mysterious. His changes in the past six months sound like a piece of fantastical street-side story to me.”

You said that you hadn’t developed fully before, but now that you’ve experienced puberty a second time, you’ve become tall and handsome. Fine, I’ll believe you.

You said that you’ve been through a lot and that you’ve grown up a lot… But in the end, you’re still acting as familiar as a fried dough stick left overnight?

Fine, I’ll believe you again.

And then you developed a keen business mind?

And then you studied so much in a run-down college, yet your speeches are full of quotations and classics, and there’s a strong accumulation of knowledge everywhere…

And you even gave your physique a makeover, and your temperament’s sometimes free and easy, and sometimes calm?

But, you were originally just a timid, dark and skinny crafty melon seller!

Are you telling me ghost stories?!

Liu Li had never seen Wang Yan before, so when he became better and more handsome, she felt that it was only right.

If you work hard, there should be rewards to reap!

In any case, they met often, and the changes were not big each time, so it was very easy to adapt to.

However, He Meng had seriously not seen Wang Yan for over half a year, and the last time she saw melon seller Wang, she had carefully observed him. Hence, it left a very deep impression on her.

Among all the people who knew Wang Yan, no one was more shocked than He Meng.

Not showing it externally did not mean that she wasn’t shocked.

But He Xiaolu really didn’t understand. She was only certain of one thing — her sister really treated Wang Yan differently!

Oh my goodness!

There’s a story behind this!

The little fairy’s eyes started to dart around the room again, but she fell silent. No one knew what she was thinking.

Next door, after three rounds of drinking, it was time to get high.

Everyone started to urge Wang Yan to go on stage. “Young Master Wang, one more! Young Master Wang, one more!”

Wang, the deadpan voice in the room, was most afraid of this. He hurriedly averted the incoming trouble. “Let the class monitor or the great beauty He go first. Ladies first.”

Yu Qiuli glanced at He Meng and immediately clapped. “Mengmeng, you go! Let them witness the explosive power of the number one school beauty!”

Actually, He Meng’s singing was not pleasant to listen to.

All-round excellence did not mean that there were no shortcomings. Everyone was like that.

“Sis, that woman has bad intentions!” Xiaolu whispered.

However, He Meng did not have stage fright. She took the microphone and said, “Then I’ll make a fool of myself! Please help me request for the song ‘South Mountain’.”

Oh, a literary girl?

Wang Yan was a little surprised. ‘South Mountain’ was a folk song that had just become popular recently. Most people might not even know who the original singer was.

Part of the reason why it was popular now was that Lemon, a live streamer from Wangting Entertainment, had used a two-dimensional voice to cover the song to an extremely high quality. Under the promotion of Wangting Entertainment, it’s popularity exploded on the internet, turning over countless abandoned singers.

As a result, various versions of the cover songs popped up like bamboo shoots after a rain, completely pushing the popularity of this song.

The tragedy was that the original singer, Ma Ma, was still not as well-known…

Xiaomi, who was helping to request the song, asked excitedly, “Mengmeng, which version do you want?”

He Meng was stunned. “The original version is fine.”

“Huh?”

Xiaomi cried out in surprise and instantly clicked OK. Then, a girl dressed as a maid appeared on the big screen. The caption read —

Singer: Lemon (Wangting Entertainment)

Whoosh!

Everyone turned their heads in unison and looked at Wang Yan.

“Wow…”

Even though the students had heard about Wang Yan’s awesomeness from Xiao Kai and the others, the legends they had heard were always lacking a concrete form to them.

Now, when they saw Wang Yan’s company appear in the most detailed parts of their lives, they finally felt that it was truly unbelievable.

The young master was a little surprised. Candy, you guys sure update your songs very quickly…

Only He Xiaolu didn’t know what was going on. My sister is singing, why are you guys looking at that pervert?

She looked left and right, unable to figure out what was going on.

He Meng didn’t look at Wang Yan, but the shock in her heart only increased further. She finally calmed down and stared at the lyrics.

One, two, three!

“You’re over there in the brilliant Southern Sun…”

The moment she opened her mouth, Wang Yan almost spat out a mouthful of water!

There were a total of eight words, and at least four of them were not in tune!

It was not that kind of particularly unpleasant voice. In fact, her voice was very good. It was magnetic and slightly waxy. Coupled with her prideful face, it was unconventionally sexy and made one’s heart itch.

It was just that her pitch was very high, and her breathing was weak. It sounded especially… Uncomfortable?

However, after spitting it out, Wang Yan actually felt a sense of intimacy in his heart.

Gal, you’re a little cute…

The dog would never admit that there was no such thing as “Mutual Appreciation.” There would never be such a thing.

Brother only admired her generosity!

In his excitement, he clapped. “Good!”

Yu Qiuli was so angry that her eyes bulged out — You’re saying good even when she’s like this? You suck-up!

Biu!

Her good impression of him decreased by another level.

The young master’s mood was slightly affected, and he decided to find an opportunity to give her a little yellow… a little taste of what he was made of.

He ‘Death Song’ Mengnanimous was not affected at all. She sang seriously, her eyes fixed on the lyrics. From the side, her eyes reflected the light and vibrant colors in the room, and there was a kind of soul-stirring beauty.

How many points did she have?

Wang Yan’s heart itched. He was curious yet very resistant.

As he was struggling, she just happened to sing that sentence, “He said that any beauty that is praised by others is not as beautiful as the first time he met you. Time is on the verge of death, and there is nothing he can do…”

Wang Yan noticed a detail —

While singing this line, He Meng grabbed He Xiaolu’s hand and held it tightly.

Huh?

It was for her younger sister?

Their relationship was really good…

Wang Yan attached great importance to his family and admired this kind of relationship, so he no longer hesitated and decisively bid 10,000 yuan.

[He Meng, 19 years old, Looks 98, Figure 94, Special Attributes 98]

Wow!

How well-balanced!

He Meng’s looks would be very high, which was not out of Wang Yan’s expectations. It would be strange if his first love did not meet his own aesthetic standards.

Her figure was two points lower than Yu Qiuli’s, only because she was more well-proportioned and slim, not that exaggerated.

Yu Qiuli had a hot and sexy figure that had a great impact, while He Meng was a standard oriental beauty with a small frame. She had everything that one should have, and was very outstanding.

My good brother, Lin Pingzhi, had such long legs, but his Figure points was only… ahem!

I’ve sinned, I shouldn’t have slandered my brother…

The most amazing thing about He Meng was her Special Attribute points, which gave Wang Yan quite a shock.

Other than Chuxin, she had the highest points.

Uh, actually, it wasn’t strange to think about it. She came from a good family, didn’t suffer much, and could afford to spend money on maintenance. Her Skin points was basically full marks.

Plus… Slurp!

No, I can’t think about it anymore…

Wang Yan decisively retracted his gaze and silently chanted two seconds of ‘Namo Amitabha’s Great Compassion Crab’ to get rid of the guilt.

Then he thought about it. Since he had already spent 10,000 yuan, he didn’t mind using up another 10,000, so he got into another round of probing.

In fact, he originally wanted to check his favorability with her, but his hand slipped and he checked He Xiaolu’s points instead.

Really, please believe me!

[He Xiaolu, 14 years old, Looks 97, Figure 35, Special Attributes 99]

⊙o⊙!!!

What was going on?!

The shock was too much, and Young Master Wang was finally dumbfounded.

These two sisters reincarnated with cheatsheets, didn’t they?

I’ve worked so hard for so long, but none of my scores have gone up to 90. You two are born with ten billion in assets, and you don’t have any shortcomings at all. Can’t you be a bit shameless?

Of course you’ll need some face. Sister Meng is the most prideful person, but she’s not very reasonable.

Wang thought for a moment, then shook his head and burst into laughter.

Today, he finally knew what it meant to be the favored daughter of the heavens…

In the list of beauties in Xing Chen Normal University, the total score of the first place was 292 points. However, Wang Yan believed that her wealth could never compared to He Meng’s.

And although He Xiaolu was still young, it was hard to say what the future would be like, since her foundation was there. Perhaps when she grew up, her total score would be higher than her sister’s.

It was not impossible…

If her baby’s fat were to fade, and her looks were to increase by two points;

If she were to eat well, exercise well, and work hard to make her figure taller than her sister’s…

What the heck!

Wait a minute!

She was actually a budding potential with three limits?!

How terrifying… if she was not called a favored daughter of the heavens, then what would be one?

As he was lamenting, the little fairy suddenly gave him a fierce glare, which made the young master a little baffled.

Ugh, what’re you staring my way for!

How long have you been sneaking glances at me?

Dog Wang’s face turned red. He immediately retracted his gaze and silently explained, “I wasn’t peeking. I was just too shocked and forgot to control myself…”

I’m not a lolicon, I really am not!

Dog Wang quickly found iron-like evidence — if I were a lolicon, how come the little fairy’s figure was only 35?

I’d want at least a 99, right?

Using a strange angle to prove his innocence, the young master immediately became calm.

It just so happened that He Meng sang the last sentence. He decisively clapped, pretending as if nothing had happened.

Death Song Meng didn’t sing very well, but she was in a good mood. She smiled and handed the microphone to Wang Yan.

“Is it your turn?”

The students immediately cheered, “Yes, yes, it’s your turn! Brother Wang, do it!”

Wang Yan’s emotions were in turmoil, so he simply made up his mind.

Come on then. If even you are not afraid, what do I have to be afraid of?

All of you better prepare yourselves!

Today, I’ll show you what it means to blow up the stage!