I'm A Baller

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

With Wang Yan’s sensitivity, he almost instantly realized that something was wrong.

What was with that look in your eyes?

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What were you thinking about?

As the saying goes, “When a stream comes out of a forest, there will always be a stream coming out.” The wisdom of the ancient sages was very profound.

In plain words: go through the forest and find the source of the water. There must be a cave there.

A stream is a cliff of water.

The gurgling stream looked beautiful, but one could also easily slip up and be buried by it.

With Wang Yan’s character, he would definitely avoid the cave if he saw it. He wouldn’t even lick a box.

However, today was different. He had received benefits from the other party and had just finished putting on an air of grandeur. If anything strange happened now, he had to accept it. Otherwise, how would he survive in the martial arts world in the future?

He pulled up his pants, gritted his teeth and made up his mind. “I said it. You guys make the arrangements. I’ll accompany you to the end today!”

Xu Jiao was happy. She immediately picked up her phone. “I’ll call Sister Ye and Sister Fang!”

Chu Xin called the waiter to pay the bill. “Pretty girls, the bill!”

Seeing the excitement from the two of them, Young Master Wang’s heart skipped a beat.

“Why are they all girls? Should we call Jian Wu and the others?”

Xu Jiao immediately widened her eyes. “Why would we call them? It’s enough that you’re accompanying us. I don’t trust those guys!”

Does it seem that I have quite a reputation with you?

Although it was praise in some form, Wang Yan was unable to be happy.

Actually, the two of them were just fooling around at most. They were the type of people who were looking for excitement and did not have much lethality.

The young master pondered for a while and felt that his money should be able to hold them back.

At most, he would just have to deal with the enemy as they came. There was no problem.

He decided not to speak anymore and waited for the two of them to make the arrangements.

He called someone and drove straight to his destination.

The place was quite far. The GPS showed the location of Stone Gate Road. Wang Yan had never been there before, so he was completely unfamiliar with the area.

The two cars stopped at the side door of a building. Wang Yan looked up and saw a familiar sign — the naughty child on Wang Wang Xianbei.

Eh?

Did he come to drink milk?

The young master was puzzled and got out of the car, but the two of them had no intention of getting out. They rolled down the car window and waved their hands, indicating for him to wait a little longer.

Xu Jiao didn’t drive her own car. She was sitting in Chu Xin’s limited edition prams.

Did they look familiar?

Yes, that’s right. It was the one that Wang Yan had left in Star City. Chuxin had gotten someone to ship it to Shanghai some time ago.

Wang Yan really dared to loan it out, while Chu Xin also really dared to pull it back. The two of them got together and settled the matter in three sentences.

However, Chu Xin did not drive the young master’s car for nothing. Today, she had paid off the prostitution fee in one go.

If it were not for the good words that she had said to Wang Yan every day, Xu Jiao definitely would not have brought Wang Yan to play this day. To be honest, they did not lack money at all.

If she could raise 50 million herself, would it be difficult to ask her parents for another 50 million?

In the game where her sisters earned some pocket money and brought Wang Yan along as an outsider, the meaning of the word “appreciate” was far from enough.

Wang Yan didn’t understand at this time, but he would realize it sooner or later.

Returning to the main topic, Chu Xin and Xu Jiao weren’t in a hurry to get out of the car. They were waiting for Liu Ye and Sister Fang. Wang Yan simply looked around, with a desire to understand the situation.

This was the side of the building. It was semi-closed and not connected to the road outside. It was hidden under the shade of the trees and greenery. It was quiet and peaceful.

There were many luxury cars parked nearby. The BBA was a basic model compared to cars there and there were many sports cars.

The side door was not big and there was no sign of a business there. It was definitely not a place to eat.

So it was… a private clubhouse?

Wang Yan was pondering about this when Liu Ye and Sister Fang drove a Cayenne and stopped by the side of the road.

“Sister Ye, Sister Fang!”

Wang Yan immediately greeted, “Sister Ye, why aren’t you driving a Laferrari?”

Liu Ye gave a strange smile. “It’s not convenient today. If you want to play on that, make an appointment. You can do whatever you want on the racing field.”

This was very magnanimous. For a godly car like the Laferrari, if you didn’t have a good relationship with the people who own it, people wouldn’t even let you touch it.

There were so many members in the club, and they should all have a good relationship with each other. So how many people had already slept with Liu Ye’s Laferrari?

There were less than twenty of them.

However, the young master’s thoughts were all attracted by that meaningful smile. The alarm in his heart was ringing loudly. If one listened carefully, it was all one word: Yahoo!

Chu Xin and Xu Jiao got out of the car and met up with Sister Ye and Sister Fang. Their expressions were excited and their faces were flushed.

Cowardly, Wang Yan finally began to think about whether he should run or not. Just as he was hesitating, Chu Xin timidly grabbed his hand. “Brother Wang, you have to protect me…”

Eh?

This is getting more and more interesting!

I’ll protect you… is it a Dragon’s Den or a Tiger’s den inside?

I’ll stab them in the head and in the back. I don’t believe that there’s anything I can’t do!

Taking out his greatest asset, his calmness, Wang Yan followed the old horses that knew the way inside — Sister Fang was at the front, old horse number one, followed by Sister Ye, old horse number two.

Xu Jiao was a little nervous, but she was more excited as the little horse crossed the river.

The new sister… was trembling, she was even timider than Wang Yan.

They entered through the side door, took the elevator to the 23rd floor, and finally arrived at their destination.

The entrance was very low-key, and there was a large logo on the side of the hall door. It was an artistic logo with a square, white background, and the letters W and H interwoven together. The bottom line was in English: White Horse.

White House?

What the heck, what a big mouth!

The nervous Young Master Wang did not take a closer look. He saw the word horse as house at first glance, fully revealing his true nature.

After entering the door, Tian Tian, the two young brothers at the front desk greeted, “Welcome, distinguished guests!”

Tian Tian?

Young Master Wang felt that he might have been mistaken.

Immediately after, a male manager came forward. The moment he saw Wang Yan, he looked troubled.

“Hello, distinguished guests. Um… Do you have a membership card for this club? Or do you just want to sing casually?”

Sister Fang, who was in the lead, waved her hand. “I know your rules. That’s my sister’s boyfriend. Don’t worry about it. Everything else is normal. I have your Diamond VIP.”

The manager heaved a sigh of relief and his expression returned to respect. “Distinguished guests, please enter.”

Chu Xin stuck her head out and followed behind Wang Yan. She glanced around and was extremely curious.

However, in reality, just looking at the decorations, this was only a KTV that would be considered luxurious by normal standards. There was nothing special about it.

What was the Golden Lounge?

Wang Yan had been to countless golden lounge occasions.

However, when the group of people was sat down in a large box, Sister Fang threw the diamond card at the manager and demanded “the best.” After the manager turned on the walkie-talkie and started to order a few people over, the situation started to become strange.

The door opened, and a group of fashionable… men came in.

They walked to the coffee table in high spirits, lined up in a row, and bowed in unison.

“Hello, distinguished guests!”

F*ck!

Young master Wang finally understood what was going on, and for a moment, tears almost fell.

I’m a great director, a great producer, a great writer, a great god, a great bird, and a great boss. You two want me to accompany you shopping in a male brothel?

If word got out…

My new nickname will be ‘I like sausages’!

Pa!

Wang Yan slapped Chu Xin on the shoulder, pulled her into his arms, and hugged her tightly.

Sis, I’m scared!

Chuxin: I’m even more scared!

Her body tensed up, and she fell into Wang Yan’s arms like a log. Chu Xin didn’t say a word but instead clenched his small fists tightly.

At this moment, a few of the male escorts’ eyes shone with strong disappointment.

However, these guys were very good at controlling their expressions. They still smiled politely and continued to look at the remaining three female students with enthusiasm.

Moreover, their standing posture was also very interesting.

They clenched their fists and placed them on their bellies. They straightened their shoulders and tried their best to tighten their muscles. Their thin shirts were bulging.

Tsk tsk, all of them were better than average!

Wang Yan calmed his mind and carefully observed the men.

There was one who wore a red suit with diamond earrings on his ears. He had a Korean flower-style handsome man hairstyle and was extremely sexy.

There was one who wore a black shirt and did not properly button it. His chest muscles were huge.

There was one who was extremely handsome. He had sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes.

The most eye-catching one was an obvious mixed-blood. His skin was white, his outline was deep, and his eyes were slightly blue.

The young master swept his gaze around and was furious.

F*ck, more than half of them are more handsome than me!

Not only are they handsome, but they are all also taller than Wang Yan. 180 cm is the benchmark, and the strongest guy is probably 190.

Sister Fang’s eyes lit up. She scanned the room and picked out the mixed-blood.

Liu Ye herself was quite neutral, but she had her eyes set on that flirtatious, androgynous beauty.

Xu Jiao hesitated for a while before taking down one of the handsome men.

The three escorts immediately walked over to the side of their customers, who was their sponsor. The rest bowed and left.

“Three distinguished guests, the drinks you ordered are from our store, so they are not charged per escort. Instead, they are charged by the hour. The hourly rate is 2,888 yuan. You can pay extra tips as you see fit.”

“In addition, the consumption of alcohol in the room follows the rules of business escort. We ask for 28,888 should you wish for them to consume alcohol. After ordering enough alcohol, the room can be used for unlimited time. It will automatically cover the alcohol consumption of the room. The remaining service staff will receive a tip of 1,000 each.”

“What do you think?”

Wang Yan silently calculated the price and it dried up.

In the morning, he was just thinking about being an escort. He was worried about whether he could sell for 50,000 yuan per night. Now, he was being taught to be a human being — how could he sell for 50,000 yuan?

The 10-hour stage fee was 30,000 yuan, and the consumption of alcohol was 30,000 yuan. The stage fee couldn’t be less than the alcohol fee, right?

What about the tip?

It added up to 100,000 yuan!

But who knew how much it could increase…

Eh?

Wait a minute!

Why am I thinking about this?

Mental illness!

Only after Young Master Wang finished calculating did he realize — I’m f*cking a god-level tycoon!

Sigh, it’s all these unreliable friends’ fault for making banana scars.

The young master glanced sideways. Sister Fang had already gotten her hands on her prize. She hooked his mixed-blood chin and acted just like a hooligan. “Man, give me a smile!”

The mixed-blood laughed like a ray of sunshine. “Master, what wine should we drink?”

F*ck, this is so realistic!

Sister Fang waved her little hand and said heroically, “A set of Dragon God, a set of red wine, a set of beer, and a set of snacks!”

The manager, Tooth Blossom, laughed out loud. “The fruit plate snacks are a free gift from our shop. Distinguished guests, please hold on a moment!”

Wang Yan opened the wine list curiously. He glanced at it and was shocked again.

The Godly Dragon set consisted of six bottles of Ace of Spades Gold. The price was 88,888. It was 50% more expensive than in a f*cking nightclub!

The red wine set and beer set were even more expensive. It was not worth it at all. It was more than 20,000 yuan, but its actual value was equivalent to dogsh*t.

Chu Xin asked him quietly, “Brother Wang, isn’t it a loss?”

Wang Yan said righteously, “How can spending money for a hobby be called a loss? It’s all my sister’s fault. Of course, I respect your hobby!”

Chu Xin burst out laughing, her eyes were so seductive, “You’re the only one who knows how to suck it up!”

Sister Jiao laughed out loud, “Good girl, you’re so obedient! Do you want me to order one for you too? It’s on me!”

Sister Fang and Liu Ye, immediately joined in the jeering, “Being young means you have to try more. Come on, show me your courage!”

Don’t, I’m scared!

Wang Yan immediately pulled Chu Xin’s arm silently. Under her confused expression, he held her hand, wrapped it around his waist, and then leaned into her arms.

“Sis, use it as much as you want. Don’t be polite with me!”

Sister Fang and the others were stunned. Then, they burst into laughter. They almost went crazy from laughter.

Chu Xin, on the other hand, blushed from embarrassment. She hurriedly withdrew her hand and slapped Wang Yan a few times.

However, her face was red and her eyes were flirtatious. There was no lethality in them at all. Instead, she seemed to be very satisfied.

As soon as the wine was served, the atmosphere in the room completely exploded.

Those three brothers really knew how to persuade and flirt with the wine. They lowered themselves and acted small, making Sister Fang and the others extremely happy.

Wang Yan, who was watching from the side, felt that it was unbelievable.

For a short while, the mixed-blood did not know how to make Sister Fang satisfied. She slapped him. Wang Yan thought that they were going to fall out, but after the mixed-blood coaxed her a little, the two of them suddenly hugged and bit each other.

F*ck, they knew how to play!

When the alcohol reached its peak, Sister Fang, Sister Ye, and even Xu Jiao completely let go, showing off their valiant fighting strength.

Sister Jiao, who was here for the first time, adapted very quickly. After a round of flirting, she made the handsome guy feel like he was going to die, but she didn’t let him touch her at all. She was simply playing with him in the palm of her hand.

She couldn’t write the specific details of how to do it. In any case, she was definitely an expert.

Sister Jiao’s figure was originally overbearing, and her face wasn’t ugly. She didn’t meet Wang Yan’s standards, but she could definitely be considered a great beauty amongst rich women.

The rich master originally thought that he had gotten a bargain, but in the end, he almost went crazy from holding it in.

In comparison, Wang Yan and Chu Xin were simply too obedient. They were basically drinking, chatting, and watching the show.

Their limit was to wrap their arms around their waists and chat to each other’s ears.

“So that’s how Athens is…” Chu Xin sighed softly.

Wang Yan smiled and asked, “Why do you suddenly want to come here to play?”

“Many big sisters in the industry like to play this kind of game. I’ve heard them talk about it quite often. I’m curious, so I was looking for an opportunity to come and take a look!”

Chu Xin’s attitude carried a sense of condescension as if it was a normal matter. She did not take everything in front of her seriously at all.

Wang Yan was even more curious. “You know a lot of big sisters who like to come here?”

Chuxin pouted. “You’ll know when you see them.”

Really… three big sisters, each crazier than one another.

Wang Yan couldn’t help but laugh.

Chu Xin sighed again. “When people are rich, they have a lot of troubles.”

“None of the big sisters I know are happily married. When men are rich, they can never control their desires. They either have mistresses or they are just playing around.”

“When a woman has money, she wants love. If she cannot find love, then she will use her money to find some. Sooner or later, she will become a pervert.”

“If she is ignored, she will seek revenge. If she doesn’t cheat, she will play with escorts.”

“Tell me, why is it so tiring to live?”

Master Wang was speechless.

You have only lived for more than 20 years and you can have anything you want. You have not experienced any hardship, yet you dare to argue and get tired?

If I throw you on a deserted island and make you become a savage for two years, I am sure that you will be cured of any mental illness.

However, there was one thing she was right about — being rich and unable to control one’s desires was indeed terrifying.

At best, she would be mentally empty, and at worst, she would become an inflated pervert.

Perhaps it was because she had lived in this circle since young and had seen too many unhappy people. She had a very serious tendency to be pessimistic and had an extreme lack of trust in men towards love. It was no wonder that she had never fallen in love.

After understanding this point, Wang Yan suddenly did not want to flirt with her anymore.

“Sister Chu Xin, your words make me a little embarrassed. My dream is to have multiple wives. I can’t stay with a woman for the rest of my life. I can’t imagine the current me…”

Wang Yan revealed his true feelings as if he was joking and pointed it out to her.

“I’m such a person. I don’t intend to lie to you. Let’s just be friends.”

Chu Xin’s expression changed, and her mood did not look very beautiful.

However, she didn’t scold Wang Yan. Instead, she understood.

“It’s normal. How old are you still? Naturally, you’ll miss them. Even those weak old men in their fifties and sixties are still lustful. I’m already used to it.”

Brother Fugui’s face darkened.

If you say that I’m inexperienced, then I won’t accept it. I’m just looking for quality, not quantity. Do you understand?

Moreover, the young master discovered another thing: she loved to pretend to be mature.

He didn’t know whether it was real or fake. He just felt that everything was normal.

This kind of attitude was not normal in itself.

Wang Yan knew that his thoughts were not good, and he tried hard to control his lust. Whether he could control it or not was one thing, but it was another thing to take it for granted.

The tipsy feeling surged. Wang Yan used the strength of alcohol to joke with her again.

“Chu Xin, if your family doesn’t have much money, you might be a perfect lover.”

Actually, Wang Yan’s original intention was to remind her not to be too numb and not to be too assimilated by the environment. She should at least have her own beliefs and values.

In the end, Chu Xin was slightly stunned by his words. She raised her head to look at Wang Yan a few times and whispered, “Then you have to continue to work hard…”

“What?”

Wang Yan did not hear a single word clearly. He leaned over and asked her loudly.

“Nothing.”

Chu Xin shook her head. Her expression gradually became drowsy, and her thoughts drifted away.